Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the characters... I merely borrow them for my own girlish pleasure. Yes, girlish pleasure. :
A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed- I appreciate it so much, especially since this is my second Fan-Fic or whatever it's called. :b
And I'm still waiting on those ideas! I'm on the verge of writers block! :O The horror!
Read, now. :
Poser – IM's
Emmett: Edward.
Bella: No. This is Bella.
Emmett: I'm guessing that Edward is behind you, reading over your shoulder.
Bella: And what if you guessed right?
Emmett: Then kudos to me.
Bella: Kudos to you.
Emmett: Hahaha. So I was right.
Bella: Yeah, whatever.
Emmett: Put Edward on.
Bella: This is Edward, Em. What's up?
Emmett: If I asked you to believe what I'm about to say, would you?
Bella: What would I do?
Emmett: Believe me, Edward. Really. Stop being Rosalie.
Edward has signed on.
Edward: I'm telling Rosalie you said that!
Emmett: Edward?
Bella: No, this is Edward.
Emmett: That's not possible.
Edward: Anything is possible. We're vampires, for gods sake.
Jacob has signed on.
Jacob: And I am a werewolf.
Bella: Yes, I believe you are.
Jacob: ROTFLMAOLOL.
Bella: What the heck?
Jacob has signed off.
Emmett: ROTFLMAOLOL.
Edward: Not funny, Em.
Emmett: What? This is Rosalie, Edward.
Bella: I'm Edward!
Edward: I'm Edward- how would I know my own password if it wasn't Edward?
Alice has signed on.
Alice: Hey guys, it's Jasper!
Bella has reported Alice. Alice has logged off.
Bella: What is going on.
Edward: Bella, everyone is on the wrong accounts!
Emmett: We got that already... Edward. Or whoever you may be.
Edward: It's Edward!
Bella: This is Edward!
Edward: Bella, I know how much you want to be me. It's okay. Let it out.
Bella: Arg!
Bella has signed off.
Emmett: No, seriously. Who are you?
Edward: Bella.
Edward has signed off.
Emmett: Mwahahahaha.
Rosalie has signed on.
Rosalie: Hey, it's Bella.
Emmett: Hello Edward.
Rosalie: Dammit!
Rosalie has signed off and Carlisle has signed on.
Emmett: Great day, isn't it?
Carlisle: A very great day, Esme.
Emmett: DAMN.
Emmet has signed off and Carlisle has signed off.