Um I like the way i spiel thins!!! it looks prettier dat way! but since none else thinks so I tried to spel better! I used the spell check part of time plz don't flame again!!! I dont owned any thing.
N why would dis be a joke????? I post hear cause I love riting.
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Tyra's Back: last time on Brits next top witch…11 girls and 1 dude got into the house. They made fiends and ermines. Lavender left.
Thames strong plays. do ya wanna be on toppp? Na na na na na na naaaaaaa nana na na wanna be n top? Shoots of cho Hermione padma parvatie pansy fred ginny luna waterflower lavender Eloise & tanks are on screen.
The girls are back at the house. Gin, Hermione and Luna are smocking n talking on da baloney
Gin: omg i cant believe lav left in stead of dat bitchhh waterfuck
hermie: I now…
luna: weeeeeeee im a hippocampus flies round room
gin ©: I hate that malfroy girl…i think im gonna curse her ween shes sleping.
Shot of w.f. laughing mechanically w/t pans
Its knight. Ginny and tonks are giggling
they snake into W.F.'s room
Gin: points wang at waterfowl battyboggyus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waterflow: omgggg you little bitch. Im gonna fisting kill youuuu.
Waterflow searches for weed but tonks has taken it along with pansys wand and everyone elves wands in that room
Ginny and tonks laugh and walk out
Gin: haaaaaaa bburnnn in heels bitch. You and ur inbreed fam!1
Toots: hey! Mi mums her mums sissy!
Gun; um…just kiting!
Tooks: oh okay
WF ©: I was sooooooo mad at that fat red hair weasly girl im in luck pants trout a way 2 get her to bake!!!!!!
Shot of Chow, Freed, and Padre eating breakfast
Freed: today is the day I become women!
Chow: you got ur aunt flo?
Fred: noooo! Today is da snip-snip I cant wait
Pad: god lick!
Fred ©: i existed!!
shot of fred goin to the dickers. There is scheming and then fredricka comes out & is a gorgons women
fredricka: ow I got a boo boo but yessssss!!!!!
Gin ©: I was so crappy for Fred! Until mom and gorges hailers come.
Mom howler: OMG WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD YOU!!!
George howler: OMG CAN I FUCK YOU???
Fred ©: gorge seemed pretty happy for me…to happy form me.
Shoot of Fredericka crying like baby voldy in a corner.
Luna comes n pads his boulder
Lu: hey its okay…
Fred craps tears.
Lu: want me to do a cheering charm?
Fredrickea: nooo their illegal…like Mexicans!
Eloise comes in
Eloise; omg ur racist like Hitler!
Fred: nooo I was gonna say like Mexican drugs. Don't buy it…my brothels in jail cause of it.
Hermione & Cho: Bitch mail!!
Girls gather round
Cho: we know you can take the talk but can you walk the walk?
The girls fly on brooms to their challenge.
Dumbledore: hey guys its meeeeee!!!!!! Weee!!!!1 propeler hats for all!! Oh damn girls ur fierce with those HF beanies on. Toady im gonna teach u how 2 waltz. Properly. And um…Water…why r batties flying out of your boogies?
Water: ginnys a bitch & curses me.
Dumbledore to gin: high five grillfried!
Dumbledore demonstrates how 2 walk. The girls tries it.
Fred, tonks, & Hermione fall. Pansy, waterflow & luna are the best at it.
Dumbledore: okays girl your challenge is (tonks: plz don't say runway; we did it last timmeeee!) IT IS runway. Ur dissed tonks. And btw, its gonna be after your photoshot.
Girls; wtf:
Tonks: aw, boo
Tonks ©: I pretend I was mad that I was disused …but honestly, I hate it walking who gives a shirt?
Its hotshot time.
Jay: hi girls. Today on ur hotshot, your gonna be portraying famous dead ethers and aurors. Your gonna be paired up and fighting each other)
Everyone: yay
Jay: Ginny, your Malfoy-
W.F. & Ginny: WTF?
W.F.: I'm the Malroy here!
Jay: shut up waterflower, your Author Wesleyans. Ur paired up.
W.F. & Ginny: WTF?
Ginny to w.f.: they know we hate each other n their trying to salvias us. We wont let em do it.
Jay: chow, your gonna be snap. Ur the only girl whose by themselves. Ur gonna be good and bad snap.
Cho: umm…we already resolved that argufy with book 7.he's god.
Jay; shut up!!!
Jay: LunaDumbledore; HermioneBollymort their tether.
Pansyserious tonks bella
Padmawerewolf, parvaticrap.
Parvati: ew fatty
Tonks: hey I wanted to be my husbandddd!!
Jay; u and ur husband r both dead! Ha! Burn!
Toots: I now im dead I just come back for this campetition.
Fredagrid, Eloiseavery
Jay: hairusandmakeisus!!!
Ginny and waterflowers shot.
Jay; u girls are doing a lot beater than I thought.
Ginny; rwarrr!!! Im gonna bite off your ear!
w.f.: chomps on ginnies leg stupid poo face
cho is doing badly on her shoot
jay: c'mon, I need some intoxication. You suck (dick!) hahhahaha
cho: that's not fun im homo like Dumblewhore.
Jau: oh, me too
Luna and Hermione do the best
Pnasy and tonks shot:
Pansy does well. Tonks sucks.
Everyone else does well medium.
Clevage time!
The girls walk on a runway. First up if cho. then parvati. Then ginny. When ginny is walking back, W.F. goes. W.f pushed her off the runway.
W.F. hah slut!
Gin grapes her wang and goes, "Avzada Kadavera!:
Ginny: um…whoops?
Dumbles looks at ginny. Ginny looks at dumbles. Everyone looks at ginny. Pansy starts to cry.
Dumblees: aw, hell! Who cares? We all hated that ho anywhoo.
Everyone but pants: Yay Ginny doesn't go to the Azkaban!
Ginny: yay!!!!
Pansy tickles Ginny and starts pouching her in the façade.
Cho ©; So after that, we didn't Finnish the challagne. No one was the winner.
Judging
Tyra: im not gonna introduce you to the judges and the prizes cause dats lameass. Also, me n the judges decided not to critique you infront you u. we like to see you sperm.
Luna
Hermione
Pansy
Fred
Parvati
Padma
Eloise
Ginny…you killed a girl this week. Try not to do it again. One time when I was much younger n hotter n modeling in Paris, one girl massacred a bunch of others. I didn't do that cause im strong and im Tyrant banks and im queen of the universe. Im god's mama. I know what the pressure is like.
Ginny:okay,
Will cho and tonks plz step forward
Tyra: you both suck. But we felt one of you up, and one of you has more pot. Than the other.
TOnks.
Trunks: omg yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Cho: im crying tyra
Tyra: ha, who cares? I mean, I love you girl. Keep modling.
Cho hugs everyone.
Cho ©: I fucked up…but at least I didn't get killed by ginny.
Chow leaves.
Nest weak on BNTW: Pants becomes the new house bitch. Fred and eliose get mad at each other. And a hot hotshot for Playwith!