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The girls broadd a giant boom and flee to their challenge. They arrive at St. John's Magical Asscedemy for men.
Padma ©: We're gonna pee boys! Yay!
Dumbledore feets the grills to explain the challenge.
Dumbles: Hello girls!
Girls: Hey Dumblepants
D: Go down while I explain today's lesisason to you. It's alfreddy hard to poos in photoshoots having to furry about all sorts of tings. Your hair did, your fake-up, the lightin, what the photographer is shiting, and focusing on not thinking while actually thinking, while not really thinking while looking like you're not thinking but still thinking anyway because you need to be thinking something. Righhht?
Girls: Um….sure.
D: Sometimes, there fill be even MORE elements in that distrike you while posing, such as magic…magic and men! I like men! Do you like men, ladies!
G: Yesss!
D: Meet St. John.
St. John cums. Hes dressed like a pimp.
St. John: What up, bitches! I be Johno, headmaster of dis skool for menz. Today, you're going to practice posing with men while we shove wells at you. Are you ready, hos?
G: Whoo! Yes.
Dumbles: Boys, come out and strut your stuffe.
Five exterminatorly hot guys come out. Whoring nutin butt boxers.
D: Fisting….smartypants! Youre Wit Neezile.
Hermione: ©…Neezile? Fhat rind of nam is Neezile?
Hermie shees Neezile. Makes 'O' face.
Mione: It don't whatter if he's Neezile or Shitburger. Cause you know what? If his name was shitburger, then well, I'd LOVE to eat shit.
St. J: passé, ma little bastards!
Hermione whoshes him to the grind, and is aboot to straddle him, but before she can do so, she is cocked away by a spell.
D: You've got to pay assention! Don't bee distrackeded by the booty! Be on your fleet and deflect the sell!Eloise, next!
Pimply maranges two pose with derelecting the spells famed at her.
St. John: Eloise managed the challenge, but that bitches poses weren't that hot.
D: Tonks!
Tonks ©: He wasn't nearly harry enoufuck for my tastes.
She is paired up with a man whores omount of cheast hair could rival Chimps.
D: Parvati!
She pulls her finger on off the chalenge fiercely.
St. John ©: Parvati was fab-u-lous!
D: Pansty, your turn!
Pansy pushes the moodel in a cherry and is adout to giver him a lap dance when a speen hits her.
Pansy ©: Why the hell would they be sodomizing spells at us to knock us down in photo sodts? That's just retarded! And da Tyrant mail didn't even make sense!
The ractice posing is over.
D: Partavi, you did the beast. You weren't distirbed by the model's beauti and were fable to pose fiercely! Leaves
Pansy: Haha, she foood not get distrorted! LESBO.
Padma: Oh, shut up, you dickhead. You're just jealocus.
Pansy: Why is that EVERYONE'S fuse when you make funner of somebun?
Padma: You practicallity humped that guy! You just wishe you had self-control!
Pansy: Bitch, peas. You now whut? I am jeelous. I wish so munch I had a lesbain sisster! Haha.
Meanwhile, Luna is larking to Neevile.
Luna: I message my vagina every night with nargles.
Neevile: Can I have your nomber? Can I haz it? Can I haz it?
Luna: I'll hark my nargles write it upon your buttocks.
Neevile pulls down his penits.
Neevile: AWESOME!
The Girls are Back Dooring at the House.
Pada and Pari and cocking in the kitchen.
Padma: Why can't you sran up for yourself? Why do I always have to de fiend you?
Parv: It's not not me tanfing up for miself. I just refiterated that I'm not gonna get inloved in that shiit. She's a men gurl let her say what she will. My head will be high.
Padma: But shes insisuating you!
Parvati: How is calling some gay insultan?
Pad: There's nodding rong with being gay, I jusice
Ginn cumes in.
Gin: You're lunch a homofobe, Padma! I bet you hate Fredricka cause she got a sex charge!
Parlatte: yeah, cause that's what it frownds lick.
Padca: I can't belittle this! I don't hate him at all--
Jinny: Rye, you called her a him! That's poof!
Pavati: OMG, yeah!
Pad: Gingery, stay the fuck out of dis! This is a sister diagram! I said him because I knew Fred for so long as a male, give me tim to get used to her.
Ginny: NO I WON'T, NOT WHEN YOU HATE GAYSSSS!!
Gin claps her. Padma frumps on her and they get into a huge fit. They send speells at each ather. Ginny is turned on by a giant slug; Padma now resablmes a talking water bottle. They have to give each toerh to the whorspital
Padma ©: So basicaly, I look like this because my sister was causational me of hating gays because I was fucking defriending her. Stupid bitch.
Parvai ©: I don't actually tink Padma hazes gays. I just sadid that because….because there was a reason that I didn't defend myself against Pansy. Because………………..
……………………………………………………………………………..Pansy was rite.
Parvati ©: Oh and Ginny? FUCK YOU. NO ONE PUTS PADMA IN A FORNICATOR
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