A/N: Part II of the COMEBACK SPECIAL. And the disclaimer is same, as from before.
(After the commercial breaks end, the cameras focus at Sonny.)
Sonny: Hello fans, and welcome back to the special. The time's now 8:55 PM, and now joining the show we have our next guests who are also a famous cartoon family ever to be known on the FOX networks! No, we're not talking about the Hill family but the GRIFFIN family! So, give it up for Peter Griffin and his family!
(Audience cheers and applauds out loud, but no one comes through the door.)
Sonny: Uh-oh, people! I don't think they really ARE coming to this, I--
(Cellphone rings 5x. Sonny gets out his Sony Walkman W890, and dials in.)
Sonny: Hello? What? REALLY? OH, FOR--! GEEZ... OKAY. OKAY. IT'S ALRIGHT, THEN. Goodbye.
(Sonny hangs up the call.)
Sonny: I'm sorry to say folks, but the Griffin family will not be here. I've just recieved word that the Griffins are lost, due to the sheer retarded capabilities of Peter.
(Cutscene)
Peter: Ah, there we are! I think this is where they are.
Lois: Peter, you idiot! That's not where the event is, this is ALASKA!
(Camera zooms out to reveal that the Griffins are INDEED, in the wrong place at the wrong time.)
Peter: Aw, crap. I shouldn't have trusted my GPS that was made from a country that makes crappy products!
(Peter then throws his shoddy GPS into a chilly lake, and the GPS explodes like dynamite.)
Peter: DAMN IT. Should've refunded it...
(End cutscene, back to where Sonny and Kevin are.)
Kevin: Well, we're not gonna have much more time with the special guest segment so let's end this now and go to our...TOP TEN LIST!
(Audience cheers and applauds really loudly and wildly.)
Kevin: Alright, our Top Ten List is based on the BIGGEST MOMENTS OF ACHL HOCKEY! Starting on #10, the 1967 ACHL Cup Finals as the Konoha Strikers won the cup...over 40 YEARS ever since!
Sonny: And now, on #9 we have the 1989 ACHL game when the Pigs took on the Quahog Chowders! The game ended in a tie, which then lead to an AMAZINGLY LONG OVERTIME (AND SHOOTOUT). It was the longest of the record with the OT/SO at a time of 3 hours and 30 minutes. Surely, the crowd must've been gone but NO, they kept WATCHING AND CHEERING. But then the Pigs won it, finally.
Kevin: Here is #8, when the Dimmsdale team fought against the Townsville team in the 1998 ACHL Semi-Finals! There was a HUGE, HUGE RECORD of 40 fights in a row. Three players were seriously injured, but the instigators who started these big fights got suspended and humiliated by the officials! Shame on these two, why can't they get together?
Otis: We now head to #7, when the New York Ninja Turtles team won the cup in 1954. Unfortunately, one of the Ninja Turtles teams dirtied the cup with a greasy slice of pepperoni pizza on the bowl piece. As a result, it would take the Turtles 50 YEARS to win back what's theirs. SO many attempts, so big of a time frame.
Sonny: #6 is on, and going as the Burnaby Islanders have won their first Cup Finals in 2004. But who cares about them, anyway? Kevin, do you have the number five ready?
Kevin: Well, here's the TOP 5 with number five here! Number five is when the Bikini Bottom Anchors leapt over the InuYasha team. In the last seconds of the game, with the score tied Spongebob gets a slapshot through the body, and INTO THE NET!! That took place THREE YEARS AGO, and it still was a pretty memorable one as well.
Otis: Here, for #4 on the list is the 2007-2008 ACHL Season! The last season of hockey was notably famous for the Rickrolling that took place around nine arenas in 86 games. According to the stats, over 100,000 people got Rick Rolled in the arena while at these hockey games in between periods 2 and 3! Wow, that adds up to the total number of people getting Rickrolled!
Sonny: That "never let me down", the Rick Astley and his song. Anywaay, we've reached the Top Three of the BIGGEST MOMENTS of ACHL Hockey. For #3, it was the BIGGEST MOMENT in the Game 4 of the 2003 ACHL Cup Finals with the Arlington Texans against the Quahog Chowders. Defenseman Bobby Hill kicked center Chris Grffin in the groin with his skate. Chris Griffin did not wore the cup properly, and as a result he suffered big amounts of pain down there! OUCH. But the ACHL decided to punish Bobby for what he did to Chris.
Kevin: Before we get to the #1 of the list, here's NUMBER TWO! Number two is when the 1976 Beavers battled against the Homestar Runners in the Cup Finals. It was the dumbest, longest battle but it paid off! The Homestar Runners, the first expansion team in the Leagues, won the Great Cup Battle of '76! WHOO!!
Sonny: And now, the moment you've been waiting for...THE NUMBER ONE BIGGEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF ACHL HOCKEY! Number one is, when the Montreal Mavericks won the ACHL Cup Finals...24 TIMES! A young boy who says thing twice had contributed to the wins...and that's it for your Top Ten list.
(Audience cheers and claps loudly.)
Kevin: Okay, we now have the GREAT, ULTIMATE S.C. coming right at ya! What else do I have to say? ROLL IT!
(Ultimate S.C. plays to the song of AC/DC's most famous and memorable hit, Back In Black. The song starts with the transitional themes timing with the start of the song, then the tune plays. The first clip plays, as the two anchormen for the show dance to the tune. Then the vocals go off.)
Back in black
I hit the sack
It's been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging around
I've been looking at the sky
and it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cats eyes
Cruisin' every woman, never wonderin' why
(As the song plays, a 2-second transition plays then we see the next clip shows Bugs Bunny getting chased by Elmer Fudd in a Terry Fox Marathon. Next, we see Kurosaki Ichigo taking a big hit for his team in the AFL. Then it shows it in slow motion. The third clip plays, as muscular figures of Spongebob and Patrick are wrestling each other in some sort of Olympics, until their pants rip off. Chorus goes.)
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black
(As the chorus goes, 3-second transitions play then we see cheerleaders at basketball games dancing in front of the people at the seats. The next clip plays, as Timmy Turner spiked 300 volleyballs with the help of his Fairy GodParents.)
Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my play
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
(As the lyrics continue, the Planet Express crew gets gold medals at the 2008 Summer Animation Olympics and Bender accidently melts off his gold medal with his fiery belch. Bender now looks sad, as Fry laughs on. Next clip, we see Sonny getting a pie in the face sitting next to Kevin at the old studio set on April Fool's Day. Kevin chuckles, as the person who threw the pie was none other than Krusty the Clown. Slow-motion for that. Chorus goes off again.)
'Cause I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black
(The Ultimate S.C. transitions play, as the chorus goes. Then came the long solo, as hundreds of thousands of people gather at the final game being taken at the old Yapper Stadium. The game goes, as one-by-one the batters had the homeruns per inning and the away team gets shocked at the team's suddenly excellent performance. 5-second Ultimate S.C. transition. We then see the Bleach team at the 2008 Summer Animation Olympics, as Kon gets accidently squashed by the whole cast after tripping on the ground. Chorus again.)
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black
(This time, the second chorus times in with the transitional effects then the bridge section is heard.)
Hooo yeah!
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
(Several very short clips play as the section goes, with ACSCARS crashing into each other in a Big One, and sports players being injured by objects hitting them.)
Well I'm back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back
Back in black
Yes, I'm back in black!!
(The last section of vocals play, after a 3-second Ultimate S.C. transitional effect plays. This time, the fireworks shoot out as lots of people dance, do silly things, and cheer for their teams. After that, the outro begins.)
Out of the sack!!
(As the end of the song plays, Sonny and Kevin are seen dancing on the glass desk at the studio set and both fall at the same time. Ultimate S.C. ends.)
(Audience cheers out loud wildly, as the cameras go back to focusing at Kevin and Sonny.)
Kevin: We'll be right back after this, guys and gals!
Sonny: YEAH!
(Audience continues to cheer and applaud wildly, as another AC/DC song plays through the giant speakers of the giant outdoor theatre.)
Announcer: This S.C: A.E. has been brought to you by, Intel. "Leap Behind!"
(Five 30-second commrcials play.)
(After the breaks, the cameras focus on the standing Sonny and Kevin at the middle of the stage.
Sonny: Well, it looks like it's time for this show to end, ladies and gentlemen!
(The audience groans in disappointment.)
Kevin: But don't worry, our executive producers have decided to extend our contracts so that WE can provide you with the sports news!
Sonny: And don't forget to tune in on the new S.C: A.E.! Starting at our old time-slots, of course.
(Audience cheers and applauds very wildly.)
Sonny: By the way, we didn't want to end this broadcast with that typical, boring conclusion...so we decided to conclude this show--WITH A BANG!
Kevin: Here's a song for you guys; it's a late '70s rock classic!
(Immediately after Kevin says this, "Raise A Little Hell" by Trooper plays.)
Sonny and Kevin: Come on, people! Let's sing this!
(The whole audience stands up and participate.)
Sonny and Kevin: Raise a little hell, Raise a little hell, Raise a little hell! Raise a little hell , raise a little hell, raise a little hell!
(As soon as the guitar slide and drums are played, the whole theatre wall suddenly transforms. There, the giant S.C: A.E. letters disappear through the ground, and they get replaced with the Teen Titans dancing on the raised platform. The two giant LCD screens disappear, only to be replaced by Beavis and Butthead dancing at the top of the wall on one side, and Stan Smith's family dancing on the other side at the top of the wall.)
Sonny and Kevin: Raise a little hell, Raise a little hell, Raise a little hell! Raise a little hell, Raise a little hell, Raise a little hell!
Sonny: If you don't like what you got, why don't you change it? If your world is all screwed up, rearrange it!
Sonny/Kevin with Audience: Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell! Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell!
Kevin: If you don't like what you see, why don't you fight it? If you know there's something wrong, why don't you right it?
Sonny and Kevin with Audience: Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell! Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell!
(The streamers and confetti fall to the ground as the duo continue to sing. More anime and cartoon characters join Sonny and Kevin at the stage.)
Sonny: In the end it comes down to your thinking, and there's really nobody to blame...when it feels like your ship is sinking, and you're too tired to play the game!
Kevin: Nobody's going to help you! You've just gotta stand up alone, and dig in your heels...and see how it feels to raise a little Hell of your own!!
All: Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell! Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell!
Kevin: If you dont like what you've got, why dont you change it? If your world is all screwed up, rearrange it! Oh-oh-ohh...
All: Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell! Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell! Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell! Raise a little hell, raise a little hell, raise a little hell!
(The solo plays.)
Sonny: THANK YOU BEING THE BEST CROWD THERE IS ON THE COMEBACK SPECIAL!
Kevin: And remember folks!
Sonny and Kevin (along with anime and cartoon characters): THIS! IS! SPORTS-CENTRE!!
(Song ends as the fireworks begin blasting and the confetti and streamers still pouring down. The audience dances and celebrate as the camera zooms out the studio set and fades to black.)
END!!