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Irrational Treasure

Marth tripped into the room and got pulled under the bed. It was still pitch black and the room felt moist and very hot. But then a torch light flashed on and beamed into Marth's eyes which made him jump up, hitting his head on the bed before falling back down again. His eyes then adjusted to the light. A figure was made then it turned into a familiar face. Sonic. He was clutching an old ragged book on one hand. He came closer to Marth.

"Were you followed?" He asked

"I don't think so" Marth replied

"Good. Then i can show you this" Sonic rolled onto his side and his hand drifted down below his waist. It was so dark Marth couldn't tell what he was doing but he guessed. He shut his eyes tight and wasn't sure what to do.

"Sorry, i just had an itch on my leg. Anyway I wanted to show you this." He pulled out the book and opened it to a map. Marth gave a sigh of relief. He went to look at the page and looked at it for a while but couldn't figure out what it was. Sonic sensed his confusion.

"It's a treasure map." The blue hegdehog whispered.

"A treasure map?" Marth shouted out loudly

"Shhh! We don't want the whole world to know do we? If you help me find it we can split the loot fifty, fifty."

"You can't be serious. I bet it's all a hoax."

"aww please! I just wanted my best friend in the whole wide world to help me. Pwreety Pweeze." Sonic gave him the biggest puppy dog eyes. Marth tried to resist but in the end he gave in.

"Oh alright!" He finally said.

"Yay! I'll get to work on our code names! Ooo! And we'll have walkie talkies and everything!"

"Fine. Fine!" Marth shouted with an annoyance sense in his voice. "What what do we have to do first?"

"Let's see... It says here; Journey out to where the bees and flowers meet and search towards Hell."

"What the hell?" Marth exclaimed before silently laughing to himselft about the irony he had just created.

Sonic and Marth thought about this for a long time. But Sonic then came to a conclusion.

"Well the bees and flowers meet in the gardens right? And Hell is protraied as down below. Maybe we have to dig in the gardens?"

"If we go there now we will just attract attension. We should go after dark."

Sonic nodded at this. "So about those code names?"

It was a dark night and just about everyone had gone to bed. Marth was dressed in complete black so it was rather difficult for him so be seen. He crept behind a wall and crouched down. There was a light breeze that night that made Marth hair flow gently in the wind. He pulled out his walkie-talkie and a voice started booming out of it.

"BlueFlash to thumbsucker. Is the coast clear? Over."

"Sonic! I am not replying to that name!" Marth spoke angrily.

"Fine. BlueFlash to FannyRash"

"Sonic!" Marth shouted even more angrier than last time. "My name is NightShade! And yes the coast is clear"

A second later Sonic rushed towards him which made Marth jump in the air about 2 feet. He caught his breath and both of them started heading out into the middle of the gardens carrying shovels. They started to dig quietly until they both heard a massive CLUNK. They digged with their hands and saw a metal vault door on the ground. Without saying a word they opened the vault and climbed down into what looked like a massive sweage pipe. They fell into some unidentifiable slugde. Rats were running around looking for something to eat and once they caught sight of these two unknown creatures they fled and hid. Sonic saw these and exclaimed that they were "gross" and other word such as "ick" and "eww" seeped out of his mouth. Marth was tempted to tell him they were related! But in the end he didn't have the heart to. They continued walking when they spotted a huge door which didn't seem to open no matter how much they pushed it.

"How are we supposed to get through this?" Marth wiped away swear from his forehead.

Sonic got out his torch and flashed it onto the door. The word PULL was inscribed onto it.

"Oh..." Marth looked embarrased .

They pulled the door and it opened at once to a beautiful hallway covered in candles and a gold light shone around the room. Royal red cloth hung from the ceiling and a chest sat at the end of this hall. Marth and Sonic ran up to the chest but an electric shield stopped them from advancing any further. An earthquake shook the room violently until a stone rose up in the middle of the room. Sonic and Marth fell to the floor but when it stopped they cautiously approached the stone. Ingraved in the stone was a message. Sonic read it aloud.

"Only one of thee can pass through to the riches that await. However the other must be defeaten in a battle."

Two rods fell from the abyss which was the roof of this hall and fell into the hands of Marth and Sonic. On these rods a button was located. They both pressed this button at the same time and two beams of light appeared from the top of the rods. The two fighters knew what they had to do. Marth got out his sword and held it in the other hand. Sonic started stretching his legs as if he was about to run a race. A loud voice shouted the word "Fight" andso they both started racing towards each other. Marth took a swing with his light saber but Sonic dodged this easily and ran behind Marth. Marth kicked his leg back which flew right into Sonic face and sent him flying across the room. Sonic took no delay in getting up and heading back for Marth but Marth was ready for him. He started 

swinging both his sword around in spirals to stop Sonic from getting close to him. However sonic had an idea. From his pocket he grabbed a chaos emerald and shouted out "Chaos Control" which froze time for him. Marth stood like a statue for Sonic. First he stole his sword and snapped it in half. Second he stole his light saber for himself. And third, Sonic couldn't resist pulling his trousers down to his ankles. He stepped back and awaited time to continue. When it did Marth tripped over as his pants were down below his knees. He tried to get up but Sonic held the light sabers close to his head.

"Winner!" That same voice shouted.

The electric shield dissapeared and Sonic stepped up to the chest. He opened it. Marth sat down on the floor watching Sonic and wondered what the treasure would be.

"WOW!!" Sonic screamed. "Look at this hat!!" He turned around towards Marth wearing a Party hat that you would find out of a christmas cracker.

"WHAAAAAAAT!? IS THAT IT!?" Marth screamed louder.

Sonic stood there looking at his hat with excitment and glee while Marth collasped on the floor.