I'm still thinking of a title for this chapter but im stuck P

anyway my new champer have fun!

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Zelda lay on the grass peacefully in the gardens. She sighed in boredom and stared at the sky while fluffy clouds wisped past. She sat up and looked at the mansions tower that stretched high and perched on top was a massive clock. Every couple of minutes she would turn to in impatiently. But finally a boy dressed in green came over to her and sat beside her.

"It's been ages since we have had any time together... Alone" Link said seductively. However Zelda didn't notice it.

"Well I suppose I've been spending a long time with Samus. She is so funny and sweet and kind."

"Lets not talk about her. We have some catching up to do." Link put his hand on Zelda knee. But Zelda was uneasy.

"Link, we need to talk."

"We can talk in my room" he winked at Zelda.

"Link. We need to break up.

"In my bed... Wait! What?" he shouted snapping out of it. "You're breaking up with me" His voice was high pitched and tears started to form in his eyes. "I thought we had something special! I thought you loved me! What did I do wrong? I can change!"

Zelda looked down at the floor. "It's not you. It's me."

"Please. We can make this work. Not matter what the problem is!"

"The thing is we can't make it work because I have fallen for Samus. I love her." She paused "I'm a Lesbian."

"So you two are an item now?" Link turned away as Zelda stood up.

"Yes, I am so sorry Link" Zelda rested her hand on his shoulder and walked away. Leaving Link in tears as she was the first he had ever loved.

But then Link started to hear a muffled laughter. He studied it for a while then went over to the bushes to find a wolf lying in the middle holding his mouth trying not to laugh. When he saw Link his laughter just seemed to increase.

"What are you doing?" Link asked as he was confused.

"A girl just left you for another girl! Haha" the wolf replied.

Link was very annoyed and this and stormed off towards the mansion.

"Hey, Hey! Come back! I'm sorry. Please!" The wolf screamed after him. Link turned around to see the wolf stumbling over to him. "I'm sorry... Wanna be friends?" he said with a grin on his face.

"Yeah why not? My names Link. And you are?"

"Wolf"

"Well that's not hard to remember" Link mumbled but Wolf didn't seem to hear it. "So what now? I'm single and there are only three girls in this place. And now since two have got together that leaves... Eurgh! Peach." Link cringed at the thought of seeing that big headed, bragging drama queen. He'd rather lick the inside of a toilet after twenty people have dumped their crap in it and forgot to flush than to kiss her.

"Have you considered... other options?" Wolf said with a raised eyebrow and a cheeky smirk on his face.

Link looked confused but then his eyes widened at Wolf. "Wolf? Are you-"

"Bi" He replied bluntly. "I'll hit anything." Wolf looked Link up and down with a smile. Link felt a little bit uncomfortable. Wolf laughed jokily and Link realised that it was a joke... Or was it?

"Just get on with the story please!"

Alright Link! Keep your knickers on! Shesh!

"No I won't! This story is shit!"

Excuse me? Do you wanna try saying that again?

"This story is shi-"

Link suddenly bust out in flames and ran around in circles. He then tripped over broke his nose. Then from out of the blue a big piano fell down on him. But then a stamped of hippos ran over him. So Link do you want to repeat that?

"No..." Link said with a hump

Good. Now back into the story.

"Ooh Barbeque" Said wolf picking a piece of charcoal off Link who turned to face Wolf with a very big frown.

In the mansion games room, Marth, Sonic, Kirby and Snake were playing monopoly.

"Ha-Ha! Go to jail Snake!" Sonic giggled.

Flames lit in Snakes eyes. He stood up angrily and got his gun ready to fire at Sonic but Marth cut in and spoke very softly to Snake. "Do you need another time out on the naughty step Snake?" He sat back down slowly mumbling word that no-one could make of. Kirby then picked up the dice and rolled. He moved his piece.

"Check-mate!" he shouted

"Wrong game! Do we have to go over this every time it's your turn?" Sonic yelled

"Oh... Bingo!"

"Oh my god! Wrong game!"

"Pajinlogi!"

Everyone looked confused and muttered "What is he on?"

"You never play pajinlogi? You weird!"

Marth slouched down. He was so bored. After a very, very long game, he picked up his sword and went to the training room. He threw his sword about in such a stylish way. He jumped about, practising his aerial attack. He didn't even notice Peach standing in the doorway watching him.

"You're amazing" she spoke softly but even that scared Marth as he wasn't expecting anyone to be watching him.

"Oh thanks. It's nothing really. Just a couple of practise swings." Peach walked closer to him and for a moment their eyes met, but only for a brief second. They could feel something but this something was unknown. They both looked away shyly at the same time. They came closer too each other and closed their eyes and came closer and closer until...