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Love the reviews!!! Thank you all very much! Sorry I took forever to update. I'm really sorry it took me forever. I've having to go to a band thing, then I got sick, then I my stomach went out of whack, and oh my goodness! It was horrible. Anyway I'm back. I'm sorry!

Chapter 7: Super Market Shuffle

"Ok guys! We need to get a lot of things for dinner tonight!" Neko yelled as she, Kotori, Utari, Shigure and Ayame entered the store. That night the three girls were going to make cheeseburgers for everyone and they needed a few items.

"Ok! Let's split up! Kotori, Neko and I will go get the vegetables. Shigure! You and Ayame go get the bread and the condoms-" She coughed, on the list." Utari said saluting them. "Do you read me soldiers!?" Kotori and Neko and Ayame straightened up and saluted her back.

"But Utari...." Shigure stuttered.

"What's this? A solider never talks back to their commanding officer!" Utari scolded.

"But you don't know where the items are." Utari blinked.

"That is true. That's ok! We'll blaze our own trail. We'll meet you two back right here in fifteen minutes!" Neko grabbed Kotori and Utari's hands' and started walking down the isle. They waved back at Ayame and Shigure.

"Be safe!" Shigure waved back.

"So free at that on Shigure!" They went the opposite direction to gather the supplies on their list.

On the way to the vegetables....

"Ok....do either of you see where we are supposed to go?" Utari asked looking down the isles. Neko was looking up at the signs and Kotori was in her own little world.

"Over there!" Neko pointed to the long shelves at the back of the store, loaded with vegetables. "Good job private!" Utari commented Neko. They hurried over there and as they did Kotori caught sight of some large stuffed animals. She stopped, but Utari and Neko didn't notice. There were bears, monkeys, dogs, and a few horses. There weren't many people on the isle so Kotori marched along the selves staring at them.

"So big and.....fluffy!" Kotori giggled. She began naming them. One big and funny looking dog she named Shigure. Beside that one was a silver puppy in a pouncing stance. She named that one Ayame. She kept walking till she found a black gorilla. It was wearing a long white coat with a heart on it. A stethoscope around its neck. On the heart it said 'Doctor Love'. Kotori named that one Hatori. "Aren't these animals cute Neko?" She laughed looking around for Neko or Utari. "Where did you two go?" She looked around, but they weren't there. She decided to venture out into the open. When she walked out of th isle a cart smashed into her and another ran over her toe.

"Hey watch where you're going!" The lady that smashed her cart into Kotori yelled.

"I'm sorry!" Kotori backed away back to where the stuffed animals were. "Guess I'll just wait for them to come and find me." Kotori walked over to an orange horse sitting next to a grey horse. She jumped onto the shelf and snuggled between them.

At the vegetable isle....

"Look I found lettuce!" Neko shouted jumping up and down in front of the green leaves wrapped in plastic. Utari congratulated her then put her hands on her shoulders, to keep her from jumping onto the lettuce.

"Wait...where's Kotori?" Utari asked looking around.

"General...we have a lost solider! We must go find her!" Neko said sounding serious.

"Yes! Let's spilt up! You go that way! Come back here in five minutes!" Utari and Neko ran separate directions. "Kotori!? Kotori!?" Utari yelled. Many of the shoppers either ignored her or stared at her. She ran up and down the produce isles then stumbled into the toy section. She ran passed the action figures and bikes, then came across the pet isle. In the back there were some fish. "Kotori!?...Where ar-..........oooo........a fish!" Utari walked over to the fish tanks and stared at them. "So pretty...." Utari looked around for any other fish. On a shelf next to the tiny aquariums were small containers of betas. "Betas!" She began picking out betas that she wanted to take home. "I'll name you Shigure....and you Hatsuharu!" She laughed as she gathered many of the fish in her arms. She turned around to leave then noticed that she had no idea where she was. She smiled and put the fish on a shelf so she could grab them when she was ready to leave. After saying goodbye to the betas she climbed up the shelves and made herself comfortable. "From here I'll be able to see if anyone I know walks by." She watched the people carefully as they passed by.

In the clothes isle.......

"Kotori!? Where did you dissolve to?" Neko wondered in the maze of shirts trying to find Kotori. Neko ran up to one of the employees and described Kotori, but they said that they hadn't seen her. "Oh my poor Kotori. Lost in a store that doesn't understand her. It's up to me to find her. Don't worry Kotori! I will rescue you!" She declared holding out her hand to a random stranger. He was dressed in all black and had a spiked mohawk. He grinned and winked at Neko. When she came back to her senses and noticed him she yelled bloody murder and ran into the dressing rooms. The man watched her and put his hands in pockets as he walked away as though nothing had happened. Inside the dressing room Neko found some clothes that somebody had left behind. There was a pair of black leather jeans, and a black shirt that read 'Kiss Me' across the chest. Neko smirked then slipped into the clothes. She studied herself in mirror and smiled. "Oh so hot." She said in a cool voice. She threw her hair back then marched out of the dressing room as if she owned the place. Right then Shigure and Ayame showed up behind her.

"Neko?" Shigure stuttered staring at her new style.

"Oo Neko, you look very sexy." Ayame laughed.

"Oh...hello boys." She smiled and walked around them.

"I thought you went to get some vegetables." Shigure said watching her as she walked.

"Me and Utari lost Kotori along the way. So we split up and went to go look for her. So far I've no luck of finding her." She ran her fingers along the cool metal of the shopping cart.

"Kotori? Lost? That can't be good." Ayame said looking around.

"Well since Kotori is lost and......I'm all alone...." She got in front of the cart and looked at them. They stared back at her. Neko quickly shoved some of the groceries to the back of the basket and jumped in and sat down. "We must be reunited! Onward men!" She pointed in the direction for them to walk. Shigure pushed the cart and Ayame walked out in front of them. He couldn't help but laugh. Just then some one voice came over the intercom. "Party accompanied by the a young girl with long red hair that goes by the name of Utari...please come to the fish isle."

"Well...we found Utari." Shigure said as he spun the cart around in the direction of the fish isle.

At the fish isle.........

"Please come down miss!" One of the men screamed at Utari. She hissed at them and jumped to a different shelf. Boxes of fish food came crashing down on top of the employees. They backed away from the shelves as one man with a rope climbed to the top of the shelf.

"Calm down. Please we need you to come down." He tried to coax her. Utari jumped on top of him and pinned him down. She glared into his eyes.

"You think I like being treated like some kind of animal?" She growled. The man slowly shook his head. "I came here for one thing....and that one thing was....well I forgot. But I still haven't gotten that one thing. And what I'm telling you right now has no point, so forget I said anything, if you don't like being confused."

"Utari!" Neko yelled as they approached the shelf.

"Neko! Shigure ! Ayame! You found me!" Utari laughed.

"Utari let the nice man go and come down here." Ayame said. Utari looked at the man and handed him a box of fish food.

"This needs to cost only 2.50 instead of 3.75. You got that!" Utari said. The man nodded his head in agreement. "Good. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart, even though this isn't a Wal-Mart. Have a nice day." She jumped off of him and onto Ayame.

"Utari!" Ayame yelled. "That was fun!"

"Well you two have certainly made an impression." Shigure said as they apologized for the mess. Quickly, they went on their way. "Now all we have left is to find little Kotori."

"Kotori yes, little no." Neko said, looking around the store.

On the isle with stuffed animals.............

"Mommy! I want this one!" A little girl with short black hair dressed in a flower skirt and red top jumped up and down pointing to Kotori.

"Honey I don't think that is...a...." The little girl's mother said looking closely at Kotori. "She looks real." The mother poked Kotori's face, but Kotori didn't flinch. She sat perfectly motionless. Then a boy walked to them.

"Mom I got the drinks you wanted." He placed the can carefully in the basket. Then he looked over to his mother and little sister. "What are you two doing?"

"Well your sister wants this..uh..thing but I think it's a real girl. It so life-like." The mother responded. The boy brushed back a piece of his long black hair and examined Kotori. He snickered and lifted her from the shelf.

"Well she's heavier than a stuffed animal." He threw her up in the air and caught her. "I think we should take her." He placed her in the basket. "Well I got the last of what we needed so let's go home." He said, pushing the basket along side his mother and little sister. The mother looked at Kotori again, then shrugged her shoulders as they headed to the check out line. As Shigure and the others were walking along the row of check out lines, they spotted Kotori in the cart at the other end of the store.

"Kotori!" Utari ran through the maze of carts, shelves and people, till she reached the family with Kotori in their basket. "Kotori you idiot! We've been looking all over for you." Kotori didn't move. Utari poked her face. The little girl tugged on her mom's skirt.

"Mommy. She's talking to my stuffed doll." The little girl whispered. Utari heard her.

"This is no doll! Does she even look like a doll!" Utari shrieked. She stopped as she saw the tall young boy walk out from behind his mother and over to Utari.

"Well she's not moving." He stared at Utari. She admired him for a moment before speaking.

"Hi...." Was all she managed to say. The boy looked at her funny.

"Uh...hi?" He answered. Utari shook her head, thinking of Hatsuharu. "No..must remember Haru!" She beat her head. "This girl is no doll. She just acting stupid." Utari reached for Kotori, but the boy stopped her.

"Until she moves, she is ours." He said.

"Kotori!" Neko bounced over to them. Shigure and Ayame came up behind her.

"Kotori! There you are." Shigure said cheerfully. "Thank you so much for finding our poor lost flower." Shigure bowed to the family.

"Shigure they think Kotori is a doll. And Kotori isn't moving." She shook Kotori, and again the boy pulled her away from her.

"Leave it alone!" He yelled.

"She's a human being!" Utari yelled back.

"Utari just leave him alone. It's obvious of why he wants Kotori." Ayame said.

"What?" Utari questioned.

"Well, he wants to take her home so that she will have to be his love slave. It's only natural for a young boy to desire a young girl to-." Neko put her hand over Ayame's mouth.

"Ok we get the point Ayame." She laughed.

"What was that!?" The boy yelled.

"Oooo, Kotori is going to be a love slave." Utari said in an amused tone of voice.

"The girl promised to have tea parties with me and give me candy." Kotori finally said. The stared at her.

"Mom! My dolly talks and moves on its own." She laughed.

"Honey she is no doll." The mother sighed. Kotori jumped out of the basket in one graceful movement. As she turned around to walk away she tripped and fell on her face.

"Smart one." Utari said.

"Aw, poor Kotori." Neko helped Kotori up. "Well now that we got everyone....let's go home." Neko said.

At Home.........

"I never got my betas." Utari complained as she pulled out all of the items for the burgers.

"Oh you and your betas." Kotori grabbed the beef and pulled it away from Utari.

"Well here is our list of people who are eating here. We have Yuki, Tohru, Kyo, Shigure, Ayame. Shigure also invited Hatori, Hatsuharu, and Momiji!" Neko said as she sat at the table. "That's eight people!"

"Yay! Hatsuharu! He's coming! He's coming!" Utari jumped up and down.

"Yup and we get to prepare yummy cheeseburgers for them!" Kotori yelled.

"We will make the best!"

"Better than Burger King!"

"They'll be sex burgers!"

Woot! I'm done! Please review! Preview of next chapter:

Kotori:" Yay! We get to preview the next Chapter

Utari: Next Chapter! Sexburgers!

Neko: No! This story is PG-13!

Kotori: The mystery of the burger is revealed!

Utari: And Hatsuharu will be there!

Hatsuharu: Huh?

Neko: Well be sure to read the next chapter! We look foward to seeing you. Hey! Utari! Don't burn the meat.

Utari!: Help I'm on fire!

Kotori: Standing outside the fire!

Hatsuharu: Hey guys...uh..you might want to put out the fire. We need her for the next chapter.

Utari: Put it out!

Neko: I'm coming!

Kotori: I baked a pie.

Hatsuharu: GUYS!