Song 7: remake of "I've got a theory"- singing all others, about Faith after "Enemies"
Giles: I've got a theory, that she's denying
Deep in denial…so maybe it's not too late
Willow: I've got a theory, that she's just trying
To kill us all because she's just full of hate
Xander: I've got a theory, we should watch her cloooose-ly
(all but Buffy) She's gotten strange, seems a little deranged to meee!
Xander: I could help her, I think I could help her
Cause we have this deep connection
I understand her voice inflection
Maybe share a sex infection-
Hey I did not say that!
Anya: I've got a theory, that Faith's a bunny
(silence)
Oz: I've got a-
Anya: Bunnies are evil, everybody with sense kno-ows that!
They must be plotting when someone once good go-es bad!
Those creepy little horrors, they're gonna destroy us all one daaaay!
Bunnies, bunnies, she is a bunny!
(pause) Or maybe an elf…
Willow: I've got a theory, we should stop her faaaast
Giles: Because she clearly seems intent on making this fling laaaasat
Buffy: I've got a theory, that I can stop he-er
What can I say to make her se-ee?
I'll find a waaaay to make her sorry
Just her fate? I don't think so
It's not too late- of this I know…
All: What can we say to make her seeee?
We tried all ways, and yet no vic'try
We'll try again. We will get through
We'll have to win, we always do
What can we saaaay to change her?
What will we do, since she's a danger?
We have to see this through…
Anya: But she's a bunny….
Author note: Funny how they DIDN'T see it through and keep trying, lol
