Naruto: yeah finally! Get in their Pervy sage! So where's the lemons? Us guys out there need our lemons!
Sakura: Ooooh for Christ sake! If you stop bugging me about it I might put lemons in chapter 5 and 6! But only a bit, and only if you shut up about it!!! Anyway this is bacially an argument between Good Inner Tsunade, Bad Inner Tsunade and of coarse Tsunade herself about what just happened.
Chapter 4 – Inner conflict
Scrambling up, flying through the door and slamming it behind her she pelted straight for her office.
Oh dear God, what the hell happened there?
Once inside her office she locked herself in, fell back against the door and a long sigh emitted from her mouth.
So what was that about? What happened to dismissing him like a tea rag, huh?
"Well…I…" Tsunade muttered
Now you like him, maybe even love him!
She does not!!! Do you Tsunade? I mean…he-he's a pervert…Tsunade?
"Right! He's just an old pervy hermit!"
Well you did start crying when you saw him.
"SO…he's a…friend, yeah just a friend. What you expect me to have a heart of stone?"
And you know his blood type off by heart, what's that about?
"Er… well he was a teammate and I was the medical ninja in that team so…of course I know his blood type!"
Then you start showing off for him!
You know…that's a good point
"Shut up…no…I didn't!!!"
No wonder he thinks it's a good idea to kiss you! Then you let him do it. TWICE!!!
…
See, you liked it didn't you? That's why you didn't punch him in the face! You wanted him to do it, so you just sat there like a scared little mouse.
Tsunade if you want it let him in, then go ahead, you don't need our permission to do anything!
Tsunade automatically stood back up to unlock the door, but she decided against it and sat back down again.
Good girl, probably better if you didn't see him right now. Even if you do want to see him, let your head calm down first.
She stood up again turning to unlock the door; but shaking her head she journeyed to her desk instead.
"I have work to do… papers," Tsunade mumbled, sitting in her chair.
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