Renee looked up when she heard the sound of hooves on cobblestones. Through the window she could see Aragorn, Merry, Sam, and Pip-squeak anter the courtyard.
"Three…two…on-"
"BONSAI!!!"
Chaos erupted below as water balloons rained down from on high.
"We're oonder attack! Take cover!" Pippin dove underneath a nearby horse as a balloon exploded a foot away, showering his feet in icy cold water.
Elrond, roused from his nap by the commotion, gazed in fascination at the scene in the courtyard. Merry, Pippin, Sam and Aragorn stood before him, drenched to the bone. No one saw the last, well-aimed balloon until it was too late. This particular balloon had in fact been filled with Suave shampoo, in stead of water. Renee ran out and attacked Aragorn's hair, working the shampoo through it.
She then rinsed it out right before Lee lobbed a balloon full of leave-in conditioner. Aragorn ran off as Arwen approached Renee.
"Thank you!" she whispered and ran after her fiancée.
Anytime, Arwen."
Lee climbed down to the balcony and prepared to jump. She landed in a crouch and promptly rolled onto her side, clutching her ankle.
"Owowowowowow! Oh, I think I broke it!"
She clambered to her feet and stomped experimentally.
"It's good, no need to panic."
Renee looked at her and shook her head. "You dolt."
Lee's hand hovered over her pocket.
"I wonder…" She reached in and pulled out her copy of The Silmarilion.
Renee grabbed it away and opened the book to a random page.
"I can't believe it!"
Elrond approached them and overheard.
"We have our very own written account of the history of the elves! This could give us a rare and valuable insight into the elven psyche."
Elrond blinked. Had he heard right? Could those two humans possibly have in their possession the lost writings? He had to find out.
"Fingolfin."
"Finarfin!"
"Melkor..." Lee said in a creepy voice.
"Our Blessed Lady protect us!" Renee exclaimed.
Elrond stood in front of the girls. "May I see that book?"
"Sure. Renee, hand it over. Now. That's it. Good girl! Have a cheese stick."
"Give it!" Renee grabbed it and happily began eating, however, this went unnoticed by Elrond, who stared incredulously at the manuscript in his hands. Indeed, this was the lost history! But, how did they get it? And why does it say '2nd Edition' on the cover? He would have to look into this matter further.
"May I borrow this for a while?" he asked. Lee nodded, and Elrond retreated to the sanctuary of his extensive library.
Pippin walked up to the Rabid FanGirls and gazed up at them.
"Helloo, I'm Pippin. Who're you? I'm a Took, what are you? Do you like fire? I love fire. My greatest ambition is to one day have complete control of Middle Earth, starting with the Shire."
The two girls looked at him as if he was the cutest thing they had ever seen. They had an unspoken agreement to take him under their wings and help him jumpstart his autocracy.
"I'm Renee and this is Lee. We're RFGs, and we love fire."
Pippin grinned, looking every bit the part of an ornery child.