"AHH!!"

That's me… Roxas

"Get back here you mother eff-ing blond!"

And that's Kix… My worst nightmare since Freddy vs. Jackson… Oh, and my girlfriend's older brother-

You might not know him, but in Twilight Town; he and Erix (aka Death to some) where the siblings of hell.

If you ask me, Erix's entire family is hell!

"Got' cha!"

I was tackled by Rai and Seifer, oh dear god what else could go wrong?!

"This is for the cafeteria detention you gave me!"

"Sweet baby Jesus; please welcome me with open arms, and forgive me for swearing with your name!" I mumbled-

-Pause Button-

Roxas: ok, as you might have noticed, I'm being chased by a insane older brother, 2 huge bastards- which one of them is related to said brother- and in my boxers… What is wrong with you Oreo?

Oreo(me): what the hell?! Why you paused it, I wanted to you see you get the beating of your life here!

Roxas: (gasp)

-Play button-

=BEEP!=

Seifer, Rai, and Kix got ran over by a huge truck that said 'Huggies Baby Diapers'

Ok fine such is not my luck… But they did get run over by two kids on their bicycles!

"HA! Run, run as fast as you can!" I jumped up and ran laughing.

"You can't catch me," I jumped over a sign, "I'm the gingerbread…Huh?"

Which said; 'Caution Construction Site'

"Man…" I mumbled after landing face first in a large ditch filled with mud...

"What the hell, Kix!" Erix yelled as she saw her brother walk into the door. "Why did you scare Roxas like that?"

"Mom said you were studying with a friend, I don't think your subject was about the practice of bio-chemistry!" He yelled back and soon a glaring contest began. Sparks flew as the siblings glared towards each other into the fiery pits of-

"Dinner is ready!"

2 minutes later.

"Kix, I need salt"

"Here you go,"

Um,

"Hey, Erix pass me the bread,"

Wait, this wasn't in the scrip!

"Who wants seconds?"

"I do!"

"Me!"

Oh forget you guys…!

=Ding=

"Coming!" Sakuyo walked over to the door of her house and smiled.

"How can I help y- ROXAS?!"

"Hi mom…"

"What in the world happened to you? Is that-"

"Its mud mom…" Roxas walked inside as his mother closed the door, she looked at her son in worry as he was covered in mud from head to toe, and only in a now ripped pair of boxers.

The blond boy walked up the stairs and into the bathroom right at the end of the second floor hall. "Do you want some hot cocoa, Roxy?" Sakuyo called.

"With marshmallows?"

"Sure,"

"Make it double!"

Erix: I like it!

Roxas: (wtf face)

Erix: what? (eats something)

Roxas: you stole my cheetohs again!