Glass 3: Hyotei's Randomness – Review the Damage
Inui was doing his homework, er… making more Aozu to test on other schools, when his cell phone rang.
"Moshi moshi. This is Inui speaking." Inui stated automatically. His statement was met with silence. "Um… Is this Kabaji?" He asked hesitantly.
"Usu." Kabaji replied.
"I see. Is anything wrong?" Inui inquired. He was slightly confused because he thought only Atobe and Oshitari had his number. He mentally slapped himself when he realized Kabaji was probably calling on Atobe's cell phone.
"Usu," Kabaji replied.
"What?" Inui inquired. His eyebrow twitched as he tried to figure out what Kabaji was trying to tell him.
"Everyone fainted." Kabaji stated bluntly.
"Hmm…" Inui's thoughts were interrupted by multiple people groaning and someone screaming. Atobe had just seen his reflection.
"Ii data… Atobe screams like a girl." Inui mentally noted because his notebook was nowhere in site. Yanagi probably 'borrowed' it from him.
Inui heard the scrapping of wood, or whatever you imagined the benches were made of, against tile and something clicking which he interpreted as Kabaji placing the phone on something. Then he almost laughed as Atobe shouted, "Ore-sama demands to know why ore-sama's hair is bright yellow!!"
The other regulars snickered in the background as Atobe frantically demanded to know what had happened to his precious hair. That is, until Mukahi cheerfully said, "Hey! My hair's red again!"
Inui grew tired of eavesdropping on Hyotei's random conversations and loudly said, "Hello? Is anyone still there?"
Everyone in the room froze and Mukahi incredulously inquired about where the voice had come from. Oshitari replied by pointing to Atobe's cell phone, which was on Jiroh's bench.
Atobe strolled over to the bench and snatched his phone. Then he said in a calm tone, "This is Atobe speaking. Who is this?"
Inui glared at his bed room wall and replied, "Inui Sadaharu. It took you long enough to pick up."
"I'm assuming you heard our discussion earlier?" Atobe asked. He was too pissed to use 'ore-sama' and on top of that it wasn't as impressive over the phone.
"For the most part, yes. From what I've heard, your hair is now both short and bright yellow. Just so you know, Aozu has no hair color changing side effects. I've tested it on my teammates and they're fine. Apart from a 'short' nap, there were no side effects." Inui replied grumpily.
"Ore-sama sees. In that case, ore-sama would like to know why ore-sama's hair is yellow." Atobe replied in a strained voice. There was snickering in the back ground as the other regulars tried to keep their laughter to a minimum, but Atobe didn't seem to care.
"It's probably a prank done by one of your teammates for blackmail purposes later on. May I speak to Oshitari?" Inui asked.
"Ore-sama doesn't want you to change the subject! But ore-sama deems it acceptable if you speak to Oshitari." Atobe replied sharply.
Oshitari took the phone from Atobe and stated who was speaking out of habit. Upon Inui's prompt, he recited an elaborate account of what happened after each member of Hyotei drank the Aozu and stated some theories about the side effects of Aozu. Inui grinned sadistically as he heard the theories and took mental notes.
"I see. Kabaji is resistant…" said a cheerful voice. Oshitari started when he heard the voice and asked unsurely if the voice was Fuji Syuusuke. Fuji cheerfully replied with a greeting, but it seemed spiked with false cheerfulness.
Inui spoke up and said, "Thank you for your help, Oshitari. It looks like I'll have to experiment with other teams to get a better idea of what side effects Aozu has."
"Right… Good day Inui… and Fuji…" Oshitari said as he closed Atobe's cell phone. He handed it back to Atobe and left for his house. The other regulars shrugged and followed suit, each returning to their house a little later for dinner. But it's not like they real cared.
By that time Fuji, in the comforts of his room, laughed evilly at the prank he'd helped play on Hyotei. Now all he needed were the blackmail pictures that Hiyoshi had promised to send him the next day.
On the other hand, Inui had finished his homework and was in the process of developing another devious plan to put his Aozu to use. Nothing pleased him more than seeing or hearing about people suffering from his juices.
Back at Atobe's mansion, Atobe tried and failed miserably to remove the yellow color from his hair. After another 157 failed attempts Atobe gave up and settled with yelling curses and threats directed towards Inui such as, "Inui, I will have my revenge!!!" and "Damn you Inui! You're a bumbling baboon because ore-sama can't think of a worse insult!" This, of course, disrupted other people's usual life style and got him tied up, gagged, and thrown into the second smallest clothes closet since the Atobes believed small broom closets were over rated.
Beware the Aozu! Beware the Aozu! Beware the Aozu! Beware the Aozu! Beware!
Chapter 3 finished!! I'm wondering who the readers would like to see suffer… The list so far is Hyotei, Rikkaidai, and St. Rudolph. If there are any others you'd like to see suffer from one if the numerous Inui juices please tell me the name of the team and which juice you'd like. Thank you for reading my fanfic even if it is random.