'I am not surprised.' Inuyasha thought.

Naraku was after all the perfect American track runner. Three city blocks were nothing to him.

"What did you bring me?" Inuyasha asked excited.

Naraku smirked evilly, "What makes you think I brought you something?"

Inuyasha just stared, "Because you think that the Japanese culture is poisoning and want to keep me as American as possible."

"It is! I want you stay American so when I kidnap you and drag you back with me to Colorado when you turn eighteen everyone will actually believe you're a citizen."

Inuyasha laughed, "Why the hell are you stealing me and throwing me in Colorado?"

"Because," Naraku started, "I'm going to school in the Rockies!"

Inuyasha threw his pillow at Naraku, who of course dodged said pillow, "Give me whatever it is you bought me before I have to kill you!"

Naraku started fishing threw his bag, he then threw something at Inuyasha's head, "That's for being greedy." He yelled.

Inuyasha stared at the DVD for a few seconds, "The Breakfast Club?"

Naraku nodded, "The American classic high school movie! A two hour movie that takes place on a Saturday detention."

Sesshoumaru stopped trying to figure out what they were saying and left for his office. It disturbed him that the few words he did pick up were 'movie' and 'Saturday Detention' . Those words should never be used in a sentence together. He didn't like Inuyasha's best friend. Naraku was a danger to the rest of Inuyasha's sanity. Decided to spend this small amount of free time writing to his father. After all his father was one that got pissed when he wasn't kept updated in his 'one and only son's life.'

After Sesshoumaru left Naraku decided to sit on top of Inuyasha and squeeze every ounce of information that he could about the hot doc.

"Gah! Get off me!" Inuyasha shouted as Naraku sat on his chest.

"So who's the hottie?" Naraku asked.

"He's…just my…doctor!" Inuyasha defended.

Naraku smiled, "Bull! Tell me everything!"

Inuyasha's face twisted evilly, "Won't Gabriel like to know that you're hitting on a Japanese doctor when she's not around?"

Naraku glared, "You do that and I strangle you with a pillow case."

Inuyasha was on the verge of laughing, "And you're going to get away with that how?"

"I'll make it look like crib death!" Naraku answered, "Wait…"

"See this is why I've stayed with you for years!" Inuyasha laughed. "Anyway, there's nothing going on between me and Doctor Sesshoumaru."

Naraku smiled, "But you wish there was."

Inuyasha turned his head away. The conversation stopped right there. Instead Naraku threw on the movie (after he learned how to work the DVD player).

Then he was thrown out because visiting hours were over. But he left with a promise to return tomorrow. When Sesshoumaru came back in the room to give Inuyasha his diabetes medicine Inuyasha was humming the ending tune of the movie.

"Have fun?" he asked.

Inuyasha nodded, "Yeah, I haven't seen Naraku in two years. He hasn't changed at all."

"Dare I ask what you to were talking about before I left?"

Inuyasha laughed, "Oh! That! Naraku brought me the movie The Breakfast Club! The whole movie is about five teens in Saturday detention."

Sesshoumaru wanted to smack himself, only America would make such a movie.

Inuyasha glared, "It's hilarious!"

"Seeing as I don't speak much English I'll have to take your word." Sesshoumaru commented. "Anyway, your roommate had to go into emergency surgery. With any luck he'll be stabilized tonight."

"What's his name?" Inuyasha asked.

"Miroku." Sesshoumaru answered.

Author's note: I know I haven't updated in forever and a day but my stupid computer wouldn't cooperate.