Yeah... This is probably the most horrible chapter I ever wrote...

Disclaimer: Do not own the video game company. Nor the Disney movie that song is in here.

Warning: This chapter contains yoga. lol.

OMFGIZZLES! I have three reviews!

I laid down across the guest bed in my father and sister's house, trying to calm down after spending 3 hours explaining to father everything between Sora and me. He even asked me to describe the first time we had sex. That WASN'T awkward. (enter sarcastic laughter here)

I heard a soft knock on the door, then watched as the door opened barely and the slight figure waltzed into the room. Alisia sat down by where my head was hanging. Her hair was wet and cold as I patted the top of her head.

"So… How'd it go?" she asked.

"You were there the whole time."

"I was to busy ignoring ya'll."

I snorted. My baby sister always told the truth about everything. She raised her eyebrow as she stood up and began stretching. She motioned for me to begin my story.

"You really don't want to know, Ali."

Alisia rolled her eyes as she prepared to do Salutation the Sun (1). I got up and stood next to her, copying her motions through it.

"Was it really that bad?" she asked as we flowed into "downward facing dog"(2).

"Kinda," I answered as she went to the cobra (3) position.

"I'll figure it out some time…" she stated as she went back to "downward facing dog" and then to a runners' lunge.

I laughed. She would. She always did. Then, an important question hit me.

"Are you happy living here?" I asked, curious.

Alisia stopped. Then, she sat down. Then, she started to hyperventilate.

I regretted asking it, but before I could take it back and apologize, her phone started ringing. It was Hakuna Matata, Sora's ringtone for her.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" she screamed into the phone when she finally got it to flip open.

"Whoa! Calm down, Ali. I just wanted to know when Riku was coming home." I barely could hear over Alisia's angry pant.

Lucky for Sora, she calmed down like he said. Slightly.

"Tomorrow, So-ra," she said almost pleasantly.

The response made Alisia hold the cell at least a foot from her ear.

"Sora! Hand me the phone! I want to talk to Ali!"

"No Axel! I get to talk to her first!"

"Shut your mouths! I'm already talking to her!"

There then were several crashes. What sounded like a guitar being smashed to pieces. And the famous "I've got it!" yells.

Finally, it quieted down some and Axel started speaking.

"Hey, Al! You're on speaker phone, okay?"

She pushed a button on her phone so I could comment too.

"Hey ya'll!" she exclaimed. "Riku's right here. Say hi, Riku."

"Hello, Axel, Roxas. Sora are you all right?"

"I'm fine Rik!"

Axel, Roxas, and Alisia started laughing at my nickname.

"You're all just jealous 'cause you ain't got a pimping nickname like mine," I joked.

"I don't know. I kinda like Ax myself." Roxas and Alisia said at the same time, then laughed again.

I could just see Axel rolling his eyes right now.

"So how is it in the Land of Insanity?" Roxas asked.

Land of Insanity: our name for Twilight Town.

"So-so." I answered. "How is Radiant Garden without me?"

"We are about to kill your boyfriend because is SOOOOOOO….worried about you." Axel stated promptly.

"Sora, how many times did you walk in on them?"

"12," the love of my life answered.

"27," his twin corrected.

"Actually that last one never happened," Axel said in his "Sora-came-and-found-us-to-tell-everyone-about-what-we-actually-do" voice.

"Look. I know this is a wonderful conversation," Alisia put in, "but ya'll are wasting my minutes."

There was a loud and very together "Goodbye, Ali!" and a couple of loving "See you soon, Riku"s.

My sister closed her phone and put it back in her pocket.

We sat there for several minutes in silence. Before I knew what was happening, Alisia was in my arms crying.

"Riku," she whispered through the tears, "I want to get away from here. I hate it here."

I held my tiny, teenaged, silver haired sister close as I text message Sora.

Help! We need to get Ali home!

How does Alisia escape? How will Sephiroth react? What will happen next?

Even I don't know yet!

lol...

(1) A very simple yoga movement. Good for early morning stretches or after a tiring day.
(2) When you are standing with your hands on the ground and your feet behind you. right after a runners' lunge in Salutation to the Sun
(3) You keep your hands and feet in the same position, only now your chest and head are shown.