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"Strange Relationship"

Chapter Two: The Guys

Meanwhile in the East Wing of the mansion, the Gundam pilots (minus Heero) are hanging out in Duo's room. (The pilots have rooms they use when they are her bodyguards or when they come and visit her.)

Duo is being chased around the room by Wufei while dodging pillows thrown by Trowa and Quatre. "Jeez guys! You don't have to retaliate just because you know I'm right!"

"That's why we're throwing pillows instead of beating you up!" Trowa yelled as he threw another pillow and hit Duo in the face with so much force that Duo fell backwards and landed on his back.

"Ouch! That one hurt Trowa!"

"Good."

"Duo, can you imagine what Heero would do if he ever heard you say something like that?"

"Come on Quatre. I'm not stupid enough to say that while Heero's around! Give me a little credit!"

"You better be at least that smart or else we'll kill you before Heero does."

"Relax Wu-man." Duo caught the pillow thrown by Wufei. "I'm not as stupid as you guys seem to think I am sometimes." He threw the pillow back at Wufei.

"We can only hope." Wufei said as he dodged the pillow.

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!

The four pilots turned to the door. Trowa opens it and lets Catherine in. "What are you doing in the East Wing Sis?"

Catherine grins. "Oh I just wanted to ask you guys an innocent question."

"I think your horns are holding up your halo."

Catherine calmly picks up a pillow and hits Trowa in the face. "I just wanted to ask what you guys think of Relena…and don't give me the "she's nice" speech we all give to the public."

"Ha! What a coincidence! We were just talking about that!" Duo exclaimed.

"Huh?" Catherine asked.

"Duo!" Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei yelled as they threw more pillows at their braided comrade.

"Alright children! Can you please answer my question so I can get back to the girls?"

All the pilots were silent except Duo who was laughing his head off.

"What has gotten into you guys?"

"Oh it's just that they're in love with Relena."

Catherine's jaw dropped open. "Did I hear Duo right? Do you three love Relena?"

The three pilots in question nodded their heads.

"But we wouldn't do anything that would make a friend mad so we've never told anyone." Quatre told her.

"I get it…you're afraid of what Heero would do."

The three pilots nodded their heads again.

"I have an idea." Everyone looks at Duo. "Why don't the girls set you guys up on dates with Relena, while I try to get Heero to go on dates with other girls?"

"Are my ears deceiving me? I thought I heard Duo say an awesome idea."

"Sis…"

"Miss Catherine…"

"Woman…"

Catherine hugged Duo. "Thanks Duo! I've gotta go tell the girls!" She then dashed out of the room.

Duo shuts the door behind her and grins at the other pilots. "This is gonna be fun!" He is immediately hit by a barrage of pillows.

Author's note: I know it's short and I'm sorry but that's all I've got right now…I'm starting to write chapter 3 right now so I hope to have it uploaded by sometime next week or so. I hope you guys like the story so far! Lu