Chapter 7

Fox's Pain, Roka's Joy

Roka's two week vacation was up. It that period of time he met a girl and got hip with 50's music. He was still using his cruch but was able to move much better now. Soon he could walk on his own. However, his gut was still pretty darn sore. But it was worth it... All that attention! Roka flew back to the great fox only to find that the place was a mess again. "Well, looks like I'm still team housewife." He cleaned it up... AGAIN. Only this time the N64 was hidden in a safe place so nobody could hurt the poor thing. "Fox is putting me through too much greif, time for revenge! Let the elaborate practical jokes begin! I dont mean the pail of water, I'm looking for some class!" Roka began plans immediately.

THE NEXT DAY

Roka: Pssst. Hey Falco.

Falco: What?

Roka: Wanna' pull a practical joke on Fox?

Falco: I have been bored out of my mind lately, I'd love too.

Roka: Okay, here's the plan...

LATER THAT NIGHT

Two dark figures entered Fox's room. Shear terror and malice are radiating in a demonic aura. Then the crime is comitted.

THE NEXT MORNING

Fox: Morning.

Roka-Falco: Good morning Fox!

Fox: You seem to be in a good mood.

Falco: Ehehe... I sure am!

Fox: The weirdest thing happened, this morning when I woke up I smelled Slippy's calogne and I found his good luck charm. Kind of strange isn't it?

Falco: Yeah, that is strange.

Roka: Pssst. Falco. Do you think Slippy will get the blame?

Falco: Definitely.

Fox: (Walking to the bathroom) Yawn. Good morning dear.

Krustal: Good morning honey... Fox? What is on your tail?

Fox: Huh?... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (imagine satin's voice) So thats why I found slippy's charm in my room, he did it. SLIPPY!! COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!

Slippy: Sheesh. What's your problem?

Fox: THIS IS MY PROBLEM!!

Slippy looked at Fox and saw a huge pink bow-tie strapped to his tail. It was all slippy could do not to laugh.

Fox: I FOUND YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM IN MY ROOM, ALONG WITH THE SMELL OF YOUR FAVORITE CALOGNE, DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY YOU DIDN'T DO IT!

Slippy: But I swear I didn't do it!

Fox: COME HERE!

Meanwhile Roka and Falco were in the kitchen. Both of them were dying of a heart atack.

Roka: AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! We totally scored!

Falco: HAHAHAHA! That was the most fun I had in years!

Roka: So? Who's next? How about Wolf O'donnel and Leon Prowalski? I haven't met them personally but I know they are trouble to the team. Here's the plan...

LATER THAT NIGHT

Two dark figures infiltrate the carosso space station. First, they sneak into the quarters of Wolf O'donnel. There second crime of passion is committed. Next, they head for the room of Leon Prowalski. A third act is committed.

NEXT MORNING AT THE CARROSSO SPACE STATION

Leon: What is the meaning of this!!

Wolf: (in a girlish scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Leon help meeeee!

Leon: Quit yelling, you wont believe this, but someone stuck a Holy Bible under my arm and... What happenned to you?

Wolf: I dont know! Just get it off!!

An enormous plastic cone was wrapped around Wolf's neck. (Ya know the big things on dogs after surgery). He was almost teary-eyed and his pride was abosutely crushed.

Leon: Yes sir! But hold on. I'm going to go get a camera. Muahahaha!

Wolf: Come back here!! I'm going to find out who did this, and when I do. I will have my REVENGE!!