Chapter 9
Roka's Pain, Fox's Joy
Fox, Krystal, and Slippy had made a team while Roka, Wolf, and Leon had their team. It was time for the final attack. May the best joker win!
Fox: Now then team, how can we get Roka back for his practical joke. We need to be clever with this one. Our enemy Roka is not any normal foe, we must not underestimate his fickle nature. Any suggestions?
Krystal: We could put a bucket of water on a door.
Fox: Awww, Come on! Thats the only ting you could think of?
Slippy: Why don't we put down-town Cincinatti grafitti all over Carosso space station?
Fox: You may have something there. But something a little easier.
Krystal: Lets look up practical jokes on the net!
Fox: fine... (a few minutes later) Gluing silverwear to a table? Runaway gifts? Prank calls? What is this crap? This is not working. Why can't we think of something good.
Slippy: Hmmmmm... You know I'm a mechanic right?
Fox: Yeah. I know
Slippy: The thing is, I know plumbing. Heres the plan...
MEANWHILE AT THE CAROSSO SPACE STATION
Leon: This is not working. We need something bigger. All of Wolf's ideas are useless. And you little fox, your ideas are way too elaborate, that could take days. Come on! Why can't we think of a plan? Wait, what is fox's weakness?
Roka: His girl?
Leon: Getting warmer.
Roka: His teddy bear?
Leon: He has a what?
Wolf: Well now, thats a new one on me.
Roka: I cant fake my death because I did that already.
Leon: Right, the military base incident that we heard about. I'm stuck.
Roka: The great fox has copper plumbing. What is unique about copper?
Wolf: It turns green?
Roka: NO! Copper is a strong conductor of electricity, get what I am saying? We can get revenge on Ro...Fox.
Wolf: Why did you stutter like that you little pup?
Leon: Well, you are criminal mastermind. Aha! So you did it!
Roka: Oppsie!! PREEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW!! and he was gone in a flash.
Oh boy, I have started a war. What do I do know? Well, guess I'll fly bacj to base and suck up.
He heads back to base while Wolf is still screaming. "He was right there the whole time!"
Roka: (lands at the great fox) Hey guys, I'll fess up. It was me, do what you want.
Fox: Ha! this is another joke isn't it?
Roka: Well, Star Wolf might pull something on us.
Fox: You pranked them too? You have guts and nothing else.
Roka: Well, I guess we can make a final offensive.
Fox: Then I will avenge myself.
Roka; Uh-oh!
Slippy: What if I reverse the plumbing and blow away star wolf?
Fox: Dont worry about it. All we need now is to get the real mastermind, Roka.
Roka: Gasp!
The fox team decided to secretely join up with Wolf and Leon to get Roka. They decided on Roka's own decision. Electrify the copper plumbinf and fry him when taking a shower.
THE NEXT DAY
Roka was terrified, the prank he pulled could only lead to something worse. He stepped in the shower and decided what to do with his problem.
Wolf: Now!
Slippy activated the electrical mod on the pipes and sweet clean AC went soaring through the pipes. Then came a blood curdling scream...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Leon had a camera at the ready as Roka stepped out of the shower. He through a twoel around himself and walked out the door. Being quite dry and a bit burnt. He had a very disgruntled look on his face as he walked tworad the room and Leon filmed the whole thing.
Roka:(cough up smoke) Cough!! That was a bit overdone don't you think?
The whole crew saw the deep fried vulpine with his sad expression and his smoking tail. It was a sight to behold.
Roka: Okay, I'll call a truce. And one more thing what happened to falco?
Fox: We got him good!
Falco: Get me out of this stupid broom closet!! (nobody could hear him)
Roka: So thats what happened? Oh...
Then the little vulpine passes out...
-End of this quite unusual chapter.
