You Gotta Know Your Wario Ware Stars!
Chapter 3: Mona
Mona was walking down the same hallway.
She saw Jimmy T walking out of a room.
Mona peeked inside the room and saw a spotlight that shine on a blue chair.
"Never saw this room before."said Mona.
She walked inside the room and sat on the chair.
"Know You Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars..."chanted a voice.
Mona jumped a bit.
"Mona, the peppy high school student..."said the voice.
"Yes."said Mona.
"Mona, she is a whore."said the voice.
"WHAT! I'm not a whore!"yelled Mona.
"Mona, she raped 9-Volt."said the voice.
"What are you saying! I did NOT do that! That's just sick!"yelled Mona.
"Mona, she does porn."said the voice.
"I don't do porn! Stop saying those awful things about me!"yelled Mona.
"And what are you going to do if I don't?"questioned the voice.
Mona took out a machine gun.
"Aw crap..."said the voice.
Mona then blindly starts shooing up the room.
"Hey! Stop that or I'm gonna call the cops!"yelled the voice.
Mona didn't listen and was still blindly shooting the room.\
The voice called the cops.
Suddenly hundreds of cops swarmed the room.
"You'll never take me alive! MWA HA HA HA!"said Mona in a evil tone of voice.
"Get her, boys!"said the police chief.
The cops ganged on Mona and handcuffed her.
"Okay, take her away!"yelled the chief.
The cops throw Mona in the back of the police wagon and drove off.
Well, Monas one was sure entertaining. Next up is Dribble.