1Author's Note

Well, it's been AGES since I wrote another chapter. But, I had me some MAJOR writers block and school was catching up too me....but, that's not a problem now. Anyways, I can probably get this story up and running again.

You Gotta Know Your Wario Ware Stars!

Chapter 9: Kat & Ana

The two kindergarten ninjas are walking down the same hallway and Orbulon walked passed them looking REALLY pissed off.

"I should have invaded earth when I had the chance...." mumbled the alien.

Kat and Ana looked at Orbulon confused but then shrugged it off and continue walking down the hall.

"Hey, Kat, look over their!" yelled Ana pointing at a purple door.

"Let's go check it out" said Kat as she opened the door and walks inside with Ana following behind.

The twins saw two red chairs and they walked towards them and sat down in them.

"Know Your Stars.....Know Your Stars....Know Your Stars...." chanted the voice.

Ana jumped while Kat took out her sword ready to attack.

"Kat and Ana.....the Ninja Kindergartens...." said the Voice.

"Yeah!"yelled the twins.

"Kat and Ana, they love to kill animals." said the Voice.

"No we don't! We LOVE animals!" protest Kat.

"Yeah, you do. You love killing them." said the Voice.

"No we don't!" yelled Ana.

"Suuuuuuuure you don't. Kat and Ana, they are skilled at poaching animals." said the Voice.

"For the last time, we don't kill animals!" yelled Kat.

"Alright. Alright. Whatever you say, PETA's Most Wanted. Kat and Ana, their really 40 year old midgets who failed Kindergarten." said the Voice.

"No we're not!" yelled Kat.

"Yeah...you keep telling yourself that." said the Voice.

"NINJA VANISH!"yelled both Kat and Ana and they disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"What the.....!? Where are they!?" yelled the Voice as he looks around paranoid.

The Voice suddenly feels some light gusts of wind and his clothes turn to shreds, except for his boxers of course.

The ninja twins reappears in on their chairs.

"Hmm....why is it so chilly in here...." questioned the Voice to himself.

He looks down and sees that his clothes have been torn to shreds and covers himself, his face bright red of embarrassment.

Kat pointed at the Voice laughing loudly, while Ana just giggled.

The Voice covered himself the best he could.

"Y-You little brats! When I get my hands on the two of you, I'll STRANGLE the life out of you mischief makers!!" yelled the Voice in a very angry tone.

The twins got up and walk out of the room laughing.

The Voice goes after them, only to trip and fall flat on his face.

"MEDIC!.......And a tailor....."moaned the Voice.

Probably not all that great....but, I'll let you decide that. Next up is Spitz....