1You Gotta Know Your Wario Ware Stars!
Chapter 10: Spitz
Spitz was walking down the hall without Dribble.
He sees Kat and Ana walking down the same hallway laughing like mad.
"Hey, what's so funny?" questioned Spitz.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! O-Oh nothing. Nothing." said Kat, laughing a bit.
Ana just giggled.
The two then walked away leaving a very confused Spitz behind.
"Well, um....okay then, see ya...." said Spitz.
He then spots a door and walks towards it and peaks inside.
"Hello? Anyone here?" questioned Spitz.
He walks inside.
"Wow....sure is dark in here......"said Spitz.
He sees a chair engulfed by the spotlight and walks towards it and sits down.
Suddenly, the room turns into a Game Show.
Spitz jumps off his chair and clinched on the ceiling from the sudden change.
"ITTTTTTTT'S THE YOU GOTTA KNOW YOUR WARIO WARE STARS SHOW! With your host, ME! And, our lucky and special guest, SPITZ!" introduced the Voice, unseen of couse.
A sound recording of applause and cheers plays.
Spitz lets go of the ceiling and lands on the chair and looks around confused.
"Huh? What's going on here?" asked Spitz.
"Why, your our first contestant on the You Gotta Know Your Wario Ware Stars Show! I'm your host, the Voice. And, you are here to just sit down and be quiet while I tell the viewers all about yourself, okay?" said the Voice.
"Okay, I gu-" started Spitz.
"SUPER! Okay, Spitz, Dribble's Calm Partner..."said the Voice.
"Hey, Hey!" greeted Spitz.
The sound clip of applause and cheers played again.
"Spitz is actually a monkey in a cat costume." said the Voice.
"What!? AM NOT!!!" protested Spitz.
"Arrrrrrrrrrr TOO!" said the Voice.
"ARE NOT!!!" yelled Spitz.
"Then why do you throw your own poop at the customers?" asked the Voice.
"I don't do that! That's gross!" yelled Spitz.
"Alright, Spitz Monkey. Spitz! He loves to eat cow pie!" said the Voice.
"Well, it is very tasty and....wait....WHAT!?" said Spitz.
"It's official. Your disgusting." said the Voice.
"I DON'T eat cow pie!" yelled Spitz.
A cow walks in.
"So, you like to eat cow pie, eh? Well, have some of THIS!" said the cow as it turns it's back on Spitz and lifts up it's tail.
"...OH...MY...G-" started Spitz.
*CENSORED! Trust me. You DON'T want to know.....*
The cow then walks away leaving a cow pie covered Spitz.
"Ewwwwwww....." said Spitz.
The Voice laughs.
"HA! HA! HA! Wow. You sure have reached a new BOTTOM to your life. Get it? Bottom?" said the Voice as he continues to laugh.
"Not funny, douche bag."said Spitz.
"Who are you calling a douche bag, Spitz the Poo Cat!?" yelled the Voice.
"That's it! I can't take this crap anymore!"yelled Spitz as he leaves the room.
"Good! Your craptastic essence was fouling up the whole room anyways!!!!" yelled the Voice.
Coming soon is James T.