5. "Kung Fu Fighting" ((Cee-Lo version from "Kung Fu Panda," one of the best movies ever that I received for Christmas.))
"Hand over your wallet, old man!" was the only thing Yuki Eiri heard as he stared down the barrel of an AK-47 gun shoved in his face.
He and Shuichi had been out for some ice cream on a hot summer evening, and Shuichi insisted on walking, seeing as how driving would have surely increased the pace of global warming, and their ice cream would have melted faster. Eiri had merely rolled his eyes and let Shuichi do what he wanted as long as he paid for the ice cream.
In the middle of the trek home, nature called to Shuichi, and he darted inside the nearest store to use the little boy's room. Eiri was waiting outside, enjoying the humid summer air, when some punk had pulled a gun on him.
"I don't have all day. Get a move on, grandpa! Show me the money or I blow your brains out!" The disgruntled youth said gruffly.
Scowling, Eiri started to reach for his wallet, but all of a sudden, a pink blur came up behind his attacker.
The next thing Eiri knew, Shuichi was going super Kung-Fu on the kid's ass. It was like something out of a freakin' Jackie Chan movie – all high kicks and quick punches.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-YA!" Shuichi shouted as he delivered the final blow that sent the gun-wielding adolescent to his knees.
Shuichi glared down at the teen with intense hatred in his eyes. "And don't you EVER come near my Eiri again, or there's a helluva lot more where that came from! Now get out of here before I call the cops!"
Needless to say, he scrambled up and limped away as fast as he could.
Eiri just stood there with his jaw on the ground, staring at his lover. Said pink-haired rock star promptly mauled him, needing to know about any injuries or emotional trauma, and if that bastard had harmed a single hair on his precious head.
"Where…the hell…did you learn to do…that?!" Eiri responded.
"Do what?"
"That…that martial arts stuff! That insane kicking and punching and…" He trailed off.
"Oh, that? I took a class. I got all inspired after I saw 'Kung Fu Panda.' That song in the end just makes you want to do some serious kung fu action!" Shuichi said, karate-chopping the air in front of him with another 'Hi-YA!'
"I don't know whether to be thankful or disturbed…"
"Eiri! I just saved you! Don't I get some kind of reward?" Big purple eyes appealed to him, begging.
"I could let you buy me another ice cream."
"EIRI!"
He laughed and pulled the whining singer into a kiss.