Ruki44: Yup, I'm back!
Ruki: Where the hell have you been?
Tetra: Yea, we've been worried about you!
Hinata: You guys were worried about her?
Ruki: No
Tetra: Nope
Ruki44: Real nice you guys. Well to answer your question, I have a life you know.
Ruki, Tetra, and Hinata: ...
Hinata: You...
Ruki: have...
Tetra: a life?!
Ruki and Tetra cracks up
Ruki44: Really
Hinata: No offense, but weren't you complaining about not having a life before?
Ruki44: Well I have a life now!
Ruki: I'm checking your calender!
Tetra: Well?
Ruki44: snorts She has a life...up to the 11th, the play at her school.
Hinata: You act?
Ruki44: Um...
Tetra: Oh! Apparently she does stage crew, hm, you don't seem the type to move heavy stuff around...
Ruki44: Oh great, another upper body strength joke...I have some you know!
Ruki: Keyword, some.
Huge fight escalates
Hinata: Well this will take awhile...anyways on to the story!
Envy's Threat
"Pride, you gotta take back that rule! You know, the one about no sexual relationships in the military or whatever!" Envy yelled at the top of his lungs, sprinting into the Fuher's office of the military, brandishing a newspaper in his right hand.
"Huh?" all 'King Bradley' was able to muster before Envy shoved a newspaper under his nose, pointing to an article.
"Look! It says that Hawkeye, a military lieutenant at Central was left a huge sum of money. But not only that, unless she marries in a month, she has to marry Ling!" Envy shouted frantically. 'King Bradley' or Pride calmly shoved the newspaper back towards Envy.
"So what Envy? Why do you care?" Pride asked, leaning back into his chair. Envy frowned.
Flashback
Envy sighed and plunked down in a chair. He over heard that some guy besides Scar and the Elric brothers was looking for the Stone so he decided to poke his nose into things. He went searching for the guy and found him passed out in the street. Turned out that the guy didn't know shit about alchemy and after he ate his fill, he left leaving Envy to the food bills.
"Note to self: Never trust a guy with shifty eyes." he muttered leaning back. He sighed. The day had been a total loss. His eyes traveled to a white paper bag. He smiled when he saw that. Inside was a Double-Dutch muffin and God knows how much Envy loved muffins, especially Double-Dutch. "Well, at least its not totally bad…" he muttered to himself. Reaching in, he felt around for his beloved muffin, but found nothing inside but a note which read:
Dear Envy,
Thanks for the food and the muffin! You were so much more help then the armor brothers, they didn't tell me squat!
Ling
p.s. The muffin was very tasty, Double-Dutch is my favorite, you my friend have very fine tastes!
Envy read the note over a couple of times before it finally hit him.
"NOOOOOOOOO! WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU ARE SO DEAD, YOU MUFFIN-STEALING THEIF!" Envy wailed and then proceed to mourn over the death of his beloved muffin.
End Flashback
"Um, doesn't matter! Plus if you don't help me out with my problem, I'll let out those pictures of you in a woman's Speedo from our trip to the beach!" Envy threatened smugly. Pride gasped.
"You wouldn't!" he said aghast. Envy looked smug.
"I wonder what people will say when they learn that their beloved King Bradley wears woman's Speedos?" Envy taunted. Pride looked around wildly.
"Not so loud Envy! Alright, I'll go along with this hair-brained scheme of yours! What do you want?" Pride sighed in defeat. Envy grinned. Oh the wonders of blackmail…
"Great! Here's what you gotta do…" Envy proceed to whisper the plan into Pride's ear.
Hinata: Sorry that was so short, apparently according to Ruki44's manuscript they won't get longer till awhile...anyways since they are still fighting...review! Hm, I knew that Ruki44 was pro violence, but this, hey wait, no biting!!!!