Ruki44: Sorry it took so long, its been busy and...

Tetra: If your gonna lie, lie good!

Ruki: She can't lie good.

Hinata: Wait, she can lie?

Ruki44: Shut up all of you! Anyways, I have a contest going for a new co-host, so vote. Check my profile for the people since I'm too lazy to actually put it up here. Oh, you all, do the disclaimer.

Tetra: You suck.

Ruki: I hate you...

Hinata: Why did I take this job anyways...

Tetra, Ruki, Hinata: Ruki44 does not own FMA, LOZ, Digimon, and Naruto...


Fullmetal Comes to Help!

"Come on Al, Winry! We gotta hurry to Central!" Ed said impatiently, waiting for his younger brother and his mechanic to hurry the hell up.

"Why the hell are we in such a hurry Ed? I thought you hated Colonel Mustang!" Winry complained as she ran after the young state alchemist.

"I do, but I like Auntie Riza and although I hate to admit it, Mustang is the only guy for her." Ed admitted frowning.

"How do you know that Mustang lover her though?" Winry questioned, still pissed off as hell.

"Back at Eastern Headquarters, before Colonel Mustang got transferred to Central, we found the Colonel and this solider fighting. Apparently the solider had give Lt. Hawkeye a hard time about something or other." Al said, and if he weren't a soul in a suit of armor, he would have been smiling.

"What happened?" Winry asked, curious despite herself. Al laughed, and Ed looked away, sheepish.

"Well, my hot-headed big brother went and joined the Colonel in lecturing the solider, and soon it came down to a fist fight. Ed insisted on fighting the guy himself, saying that the Colonel should stay out of the mess, seeing as something like that could hurt his rank and his dream. First time my big brother and the Colonel ever got along." Al explained chuckling. Winry grinned as well.

"And the solider?" she questioned further.

"Roy sent him packing for insulting a superior, arguing with a superior, and attacking two superiors. I also got permission to dismiss any soldiers that were hassling Hawkeye." Ed laughed. Winry grinned evilly, evil enough to send chills down your spines and make you realize that you were pretty much screwed.

"I'll join you then, seems like a good enough cause." Winry declared, catching Ed and Al's attention.

"What do you mean?" Ed asked confused. Winry then got the look in her eyes that she always had when she was about to do something incredibly evil.

"Get Roy and Riza together of course! That's your plan right? So I'll be the voice for the feminine side, getting Riza to hook up with Roy!" Winry exclaimed. Ed grinned.

"Awesome! Thanks Winry, your help is appreciated." Ed grinned at her.

"Looks like Operation: Matchmaker is a go then big brother!" Al exclaimed happily.

"And what would this plan be?" Winry asked, curious.

"…" Both brothers looked at each other.

"You do you have a plan don't you?" Winry asked suspiciously.

"Um…define plan…" Ed laughed nervously.

"I'm going to kill you guys."


Ruki44: Sorry its so short, it'll get longer...eventually...

Ruki: Eventually?

Tetra: When is that going to be?

Ruki44: Oh shut up! huge fight breaks out

Hinata: ...Oh! Um...review and dont forget to vote...