Ruki44: Yo, I'm back, and with a new co-host!
Rukia: ME!!!!!
Ruki, Tetra, Hinata, Ruki44: ...
Ruki: Dude, that wasn't the cue.
Tetra: The cue was your name.
Rukia: Oh...can we do it over?
Hinata: Not really...
Rukia: Damn.
Ruki44: I know its been...awhile...but hey at least I updated right? Anyways, enjoy! I don't own nothing!
Barry's Parole
"Let's see, next on my list is Henry Blake, a greedy merchant interested in noting but power, money, and sex and will stop at nothing to get it. Well, not only will this help Roy out, but make a lot more women safe." said an empty suit of armor wielding a butcher knife. This said suit of armor was Barry the Chopper, a notorious serial killer before he was supposedly executed. Forced to protect Lab 5, he fought Alphonese Elric and fled when the lab exploded. He wandered the streets till he meet Riza Hawkeye, first person not to fear him despite him being a famous Central serial killer. He quickly fell in love and was stuck living with a friend of hers Falman. He heard from the news that Hawkeye was left a huge sum of money by her late father, apparently nobody was smart enough to check the will…morons. Anyways, now Hawkeye was the gem of every greedy bastard's eye. After relieving some papers off of Falman, he decided he would help Roy by eliminating the bastards. Sure, Roy would blow a gasket if he found out what he was doing, but all he had to do was make sure Roy didn't find out. Soon Barry found the address he was looking for and he rang the doorbell.
"I'm coming! Bout time you go here, you bitch!" came a voice. Barry sighed, obviously this son of a bitch bastard hired out sluts. The door opened, well flew open. And old man with a beer belly and hardly any hair answered the door. His eyes widened when he saw Barry. He clamored back to the wall as Barry marched forward, shutting the door behind him. The man was shaking so hard, his hair fell off.
"Who the hell are you?" Henry Blake whimpered, obviously about to wet his pants if he didn't already.
"I am the Grim Reaper Henry. You have done a lot of wrong things in your life Henry, and now your hour has come. So long, and see you in hell." and with that, Barry swung the axe, severing that man's head off, ending his life. Barry smirked, or would have if he weren't a suit of armor. "Beautiful" he said. Looking around, he grabbed the man's body and head and checked the back door. He left and went to a secluded area that he knew about. After checking that nobody was around, he buried Henry's body, then left to find his next victim for that night.
Hawkeye: What the hell was that?!
Ruki44: What the hell, where did you come from?!
Hawkeye: Don't matter, what the hell was that! You don't update in god knows how long and the chapter was that long?!!!!!
Ruki44: whimpers I know the reviewers are gonna kill me anyways for this, but you too?
Mustang: Hey, Hawkeye, at least she updated. Give the kid a break.
Ruki44: Thank you.
Mustang: Because next chapter is our wedding!
Ruki44: Ah...no.
Mustang: Say what!
Hawkeye: Sir, think about it. You have a month to try to woe me over. And what would happen to the story line?! What would be the point of writing this?
Mustang: whines But Riza...
Hawkeye: Don't Riza me...use your brains for once!
Ruki44: Well this is something new, well review why I slowly leave the room!