Ruki44: Wow haven't updated this in what? A long time...heh...I'm so dead meat...
Ruki: Yes, yes you are.
Tetra: leans back Be glad people voted bunny freak over hear instead of Hawkeye for the other co-host!
Rukia: HEY! I AM NOT A BUNNY...oh hey! Look a bunny! No wait! Bunny come back! chases after bunny
Hinata: ...Right...
Ruki44: ...Anyways, you'll be glad to know that not only do I have the next chapter written up but my evil writer's block is broken!
Ruki: For now.
Tetra: At least it's broken...
Ruki44: Exactly! So enjoy and I don't own nothing...
Lunch
Roy sat his desk working tirelessly to make the deadline. Riza kept starring at him, then at her gun, then back at him. She had already finished her work. She always finished her work early so she could help Roy with his. Finally she snapped.
"Who the hell are you?" She demanded, pointing her finger at the Flame Alchemist, making the said man very confused, then his eyes widened.
"OH MY GAWD RIZA, YOU HAVE AMNESIA! DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE YOU TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY!" Roy cried out, jumping up from his desk, grabbing her wrist, and attempted to drag her out the door. Riza sighed and grabbed her gun and shot off a couple of rounds. This effectively stopped the freaked out Roy.
"Sir, you idiot, I don't have amnesia. You scared me by doing your work." Riza told him sighing. Roy blinked a couple of times.
"Oh. Wait, is that a bad thing?" Roy asked confused.
"Yea! Now she can't fire her gun at your anymore!" Havoc cried out laughing, who like the others were watching the whole thing. He was rewarded by Riza with a full round near his head.
"2nd Lt. Havoc…" she said dangerously, her gun still aimed at him. Havoc whimpered.
"I'll be good." He promised, before going back to work.
It was lunch time and Roy had a plan in mind to help him woe Riza.
"Oi Riza, I'm sorry for freaking out like that earlier. C'mon, I'll take you out, my treat." He offered, playing the part of a man who had no romantic things on his mind. Riza opened her mouth, likely to protest before a loud voice interrupter her.
"Yo Miss Riza!" came a cry of hopeful solders. Riza looked at him, the soldiers, then back to him.
"Let's go." She commanded, grabbing his hand and dragging him out of the lunchroom and into a dead sprint toward town.
"Where are you two going?" came a question from nowhere. Both of their eyes went wide as they turned to face the Fuher.
"Fuher King Bradley! Ah, you see, me and Riza were, ah…" Roy stammered.
"We love you! Marry us!" Came a cry from a bunch of hopeful soldiers. King Bradley raised an eyebrow.
"Suitors, you better fun for it. I'll hold them off." The king said. Both Roy and Riza saluted him.
"Yes sir! Thank you sir!" They said at the same time. They then sprinted away.
"Back! Back you evil fiends! Back!" They heard King Bradley yell. They soon got into town when Riza asked the question.
"So where are we eating sir?" Roy stopped in his tracks. He hadn't thought that far ahead.
"We are eating…" he trailed off, desperately looking for a restaurant. Let's see…too cheap…to romantic…to expensive…to young to die…perfect! "There!" He cried pointing to a restaurant that was nicer then a bar but cheaper then one of those cuisine places.
"I love this place!" Riza exclaimed. Roy grinned. Jackpot.
"Really? Then you'll have to recommend something for me." Roy told her. He knew if he pretended he'd been there before, it would turn out a mess.
"You haven't been here before?" Riza asked surprised.
"Nope."
"Then we'll have to fix that! C'mon!" Riza declared, grabbing his wrist. Wow, she was acting out of character today…wait a minute! He was the one taking her out to lunch, not the other way around!
"So the first step is to get them together. That's all you have?!" Winry practically yelled at Ed. They were eating in some restaurant in Central.
"Well, you show down my other plan!" Ed yelled back.
"That was locking them in a closet and letthemworkthingsout!" Winry yelled back, mimicking Ed.
"What's wrong with that?!" Ed demanded. "We were going to put food and water in there before hand…" he told her defensively.
"That's not the point!" Winry explained exasperated.
"Then what is?" Ed demanded.
"It's because it's morally wrong." Al spoke up finally. He had been listening to the argument for the last past five minutes. Winry and Ed looked at him.
"No…it's because the Colonel is an alchemist, a state alchemist, and can transmute the door into something else." Winry told them. Ed groaned.
"Of course! Why didn't I think of that?!" He exclaimed. Al could only look at the two in horror.
"But don't you think that locking people in closets is morally wrong?" Al asked them.
"No." Winry and Ed told him without missing a beat.
"You two are supposed to be setting examples for me!" Al whined. Ed rolled his eyes and looked out the window. His eyes widened.
"Well the first stage of my plan is complete." Ed told them slowly. Winry pushed Ed down so she could see where he was looking.
"Why would you say that…OH GAWD THEIR COMING RIGHT FOR THIS RESTURANT! WHAT DO WE DO!" Winry freaked out.
"Wait! I have a plan." Al said, sounding eerily like Ron from Potter Puppet Pals.
Hinata: Potter Puppet Pals? What's that?
Ruki!
Tetra: 0.o
Ruki44: ...It's the best site ever. It makes fun of Harry Potter.
Hinata: I thought I you liked Harry Potter.
Ruki44: I do...
Hinata: Then why would you watch something that makes fun of it?
Ruki44: It's funny.
Ruki: Harry hit me!
Tetra: Ron invaded my personal bubble!
Ruki44: See? Funny! Now let's sing the Mysterious Ticking Noise Song!
Ruki and Tetra: YA!
Hinata: ...Ok just review...I'm going to get some asprian...