Ruki: Happy New Year's everyone!
Tetra: Nothing spreads the New Year's love like an update of a story that hasn't been updated in a year...or more...
Hinata: That long?
Rukia: Time sure flies when you're procrastinating!
Inner Moka: ...What the hell is going on here?
Ruki: Ah! So YOUR Ruki44's replacement!
Tetra: Makes sense.
Inner Moka: Replacment? Did something happen to her?
Rukia: No, but there will be something happening to her.
Hinata: People are going to kill her for not updating in so long.
Inner Moka: Oh...but then why am I here?
Ruki: She probably figures that they're not going to attack a super vampire.
Inner Moka: Why would they attack me though? I didn't do anything wrong...
Tetra: Ah, ah! She doesn't understand Ruki44's logic!
Inner Moka: And that would be...
Hinata: There is none.
Inner Moka: 0.o;; Say what? You just said logic.
Rukia: Ya, well Ruki44's mind doesn't seem to understand common sense.
Inner Moka: Oh...then can I leave?
Ruki: Nope!
Inner Moka: Oh? And you're going to stop me?
Rukia: Oh, are you going to start a fight? Turns to Hinata You can't be a pacfist this time around ok? LET'S SHOW HER WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!
Huge fight breaks out
Chapter 6
Roy and Riza sat down in a booth and waited for the waiter to arrive so they could order.
"So…nice weather we're having huh?" Roy said finally to break the silence.
"You're really reaching sir." Riza told him, looking out the window. Roy flinched.
"Roy, we're not at work." He told her, going for another tactic.
"Technically we are. It's just a lunch break." Shot down again. Jeez, what's with this woman?
"Are you mad at me Riza?' he asked her, dropping cordately, no matter what Riza said. She looked at him surprised.
"No, why do you ask sir?" she asked him. He was about to answered when he was interrupted.
"May I take your order?" Roy looked over to see a young boy. He had brown hair that was tied in a braid, golden eyes and was rather short. His name tag read "Eduardo". Roy raised his eyebrow and looked over to the boy's right arm. Long sleeves and a glove, just like Fullmetal's.
"I'd like an iced tea and a plate of spaghetti." Riza told the boy. What the…this was lunch time, they serve food like that here?!
"And you sir?" The boy asked him.
"Same as her." He told the boy. The boy nodded and went off to fill their order.
"He was pleasant don't you think?" Riza commented with a smile.
"He's the Fullmetal." Roy told her flat out. Riza raised an eyebrow.
"Why would Edward be working at a restaurant in Central for?" Riza asked him. He frowned. Why are women so difficult?
"I don't know! I'll prove it though!" Roy declared, standing up in a needlessly dramatic fashion.
"Oh and if he isn't?" Riza asked him with one of her eyebrows raises as the other patrons looked at the two of them, muttering about military freaks or something of the sort.
"I'll be your slave for a week!" He declared striking a pose. A couple of the women who were watching the two of them swooned and one of them muttered under her breath 'lucky bitch'. Hawkeye however just smirked.
"Sounds like a bet sir." She said coolly. Roy finally sat down in his seat, flashing a devil's smile that made the women who were still watching him swoon.
"We can make it one. Loser is winner's slave for a week." Roy challenged. Riza smiled, sending sudden shivers down his spine. All of a sudden his fight or flight instincts kicked in…
"You're on sir. Go on, prove the waiter is Edward. Here he comes now." She smirked, pointing to where their waiter who had returned with their drinks.
"Here you go sir and madam." Edwardo said bowing a bit, placing them on the table.
"Thanks short stuff." Roy said pleasantly, waiting for the fireworks to go off. Nothing happened. Maybe Fullmetal was taking anger management classes…or maybe he had come terms that he was a midget… Roy narrowed his eyes. If that's the way he wants to play then fine, he has other tricks up his sleeve!
"Hey short stuff, why do you wear gloves, it's awfully hot don't you think?" The Fullmetal Alchemist has automail arm and leg, no way in hell he'd be able to hide that! Winry wasn't that good of a mechanic yet…
"Because it makes me look professional." Edwardo told Roy like he was some sort of idiot. Riza snorted back a laugh in her drink, obviously finding this whole exchange rather amusing. He'd show her, he's show them all!
"Or is it something else?!" Roy challenged, standing up once again, pointing his finger in Edwardo's nose. "Like you have an automail limb!" Edwardo looked at him before starting to laugh.
"Oh, no sir." Edwardo gasped between breaths before taking off his gloves to show two perfectly human hands. No traces of artificial limbs in sight. Son of a… Roy slumped down in his seat, his mouth moving but no words were coming out. "As you can see, my limbs are all there."
"Sorry Edwardo, my superior thought you were someone else. Sorry for the bother." Riza said sweetly before shooting Roy a victorious look.
"No bother at all ma'am. Your food will be here shortly." Edwardo chuckled before he left. As soon as Edwardo disappeared Riza turned to Roy with a smirk on her face, growing wider by the passing second.
"You sir, are now my slave for a week." Riza said sweetly as she slurped her drink. Roy just moaned and slid down farther in his seat. His full proof plan backfired! How? It was full proof!
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"Well, how did I do?" A boy with long brown hair pulled back into a ponytail with two blue eyes asked a blonde boy, a suit of armor, and a girl.
"Perfect, here's the money we promised you. You did an excellent job Greg, those golden contacts really helped you to impersonate me as well." The boy chuckled as he wrote out a check.
"I thought so too sir. It is my honor that the great Fullmetal Alchemist approached me of all people to ask for help." The boy also known as Greg bowed.
"Thanks to you, Auntie Riza will be able to be happy." The suit of armor said excitedly. Gregory smiled.
"Ah young Master Alphonse holds Miss Riza in high esteem does he? I have heard of her predicament in the tabloids. Must be awful, being forced to marry in such a rush. But are you sure that Miss Riza will be…happy with her date?" The girl nodded.
"Of course, isn't it obvious how they look at each other? Her eyes become softer and they lighten up a bit every time he smiles and…" The girl prattled on.
"I don't see it." Edward, Alphonse and Greg all said at the same time.
"I see the intent to murder though." Greg added on a hasty ill said side note as tears bean to form in the girl's eyes.
"Guys are such losers!" The girl yelled crying as she ran out the room.
"Ack, Winry wait!" Edward yelled as he chased after her.
"Big brother wait for me." Alphonse yelled as he chased after the small golden haired boy.
"I probably should learn to watch what I say…" Greg mused. "Though I'm wondering what kind of women gives birth to a suit of armor…"
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Roy was wondering when he went wrong in his plan when he noticed a blonde haired girl that looked oddly like Fullmetal's mechanic run out the door, crying. Then a second later a blonde boy followed her out, sprinting after her like mad.
"Ah, young romance…" Roy told Riza in attempt to start a relationship and figure out a way out this mess until he saw a suit of armor chasing the boy and girl out. Roy launched himself at the window and pressed his nose against it, watching the armor and the boy and girl run off in the streets.
"Hawkeye…that was a suit of armor following a blonde boy and girl right now right?" He asked dumbly. Riza took another sip of her drink, not looking one bit fazed.
"Yes, it seems to be."
"And…the only suits of armor that are running around right now are Barry the Chopper and Alphonse Elric right?" He asked again, anime tears welling up in his eyes.
"Yes, and Barry is with Falman, so that leaves Alphonse." She replied, a small smile forming on her lip.
"So that was Alphonse Eric, probably chasing his brother and their mechanic out on the street, right?" He asked, by this time the anime tears were falling freely now.
"Seems that way sir." She had an amused look on her face. "Odd how the world turns." He started to bawl. Why cruel world?! WHY!
Inner Moka: 0.o;; You people are tough...how...
Tetra: I'm a pirate!
Ruki: I'm...actually I'm just a regualar person who controls a digital monsters and scares adults among other people...
Rukia: I'm a Shinigami
Hinata: I'm a ninja
Inner Moka: YOU'RE ALL JUST HUMANS!
Rukia: I'm not, I'm dead!
Ruki: You should really stop sounding so cheeful about that. Oh! We forgot the disclaimer. Ruki44 doesn't own anything.
Inner Moka: What was that for?
Tetra: So Ruki44 doesn't get sued.
Inner Moka: ...Who would sue a low life author who no imaganation what so ever?
Ruki: Hey, you're on the same page as us. WELCOME SISTER!
Kokoa: SHE'S MY ONE-SAMA NOT YOURS!
Inner Moka: Damn it! My stalker of a sister! Runs off
Rukia: I'm sure glad my brother doesn't stalk me.
Hinata: You said it.
Ruki: Looks at Neji and Byakuya in the corner You think...
Tetra: Nah, let them live out their deluded fantasies.