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Yawn......so bored. I think typing this has actually improved my typing speed quite a lot. Anyways........
This Episode of TDDI contains stunts performed by animated teens. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.
Day 1, PT 1: A Rivalry as Old as Time
Chris Maclean: Good morning! Or any other time of day you are watching this. Last time on Total Double Drama Island our campers arrived back to Camp Wawanakwa, and some......weren't so happy. We found out that Owen and Gwen are not eligible for the prize money, they are going to be living in better cabins for the time being, and Izzy is STILL mad at Owen for being a wimp. Today we have their first challenge and....the first dreaded campfire ceremony. Who will hang in there? Who will be the first voted off? And where is Chef when you need him? All these answers and more coming up today on Total! Double! Drama! Island!
And........Cue theme song!
The campers are awakened by the loudspeaker, and didn't know if it was their imagination or not but it seemed to have gotten louder.
"Attention campers! Today is your first challenge! I hope you're all up and at 'em, cause you'll be needing your energy! Maclean out!"
Killer Bass Cabin:
Duncan and Ezekiel were the only ones actually awake before the loudspeaker. Geoff, DJ, and Tyler were half asleep as they got dressed. Harold was still asleep, and Duncan felt like really pulling a prank on him, but decided against it and settled for blowing an air horn into the nerd's ear. It woke him up, as well as made the rest of the guys in the cabin regain a much higher level of conscienceness.
"Idiots!" he complained.
Meanwhile, in the girls cabin, no one was already awake. However, they were half-asleep for a shorter amount of time.
"Does he enjoy making us get up this early just so we can be tortured by him and his dumb challenges?" Bridgette groaned.
"Oh I think so," replied Courtney. "You never know what's going on inside the head of Chris Maclean. Being a CIT at a normal summer camp was much easier than this."
"Just shut up and get moving already," a voice grumbled. It was none other than Eva, who was already dressed and prepared. "Traitors."
Her aside, Bridgette, Courtney, Katie, and Sadie got dressed, took showers that their new cabins provided, and followed Eva.
Screaming Gophers Cabin:
Izzy was awake, as was quite a few gopher girls, because she had been howling at the full moon for half the night. Heather slept in the bunk far away from everyone else and as they changed and took showers, she remained far away from them.
At the boys side, the campers were less than happy about this. Being the farthest away from the loudspeaker, only a couple were startled awake. Cody thought he heard something, but assumed it was his imagination and went back to sleep.
When all the campers were awake, more or less, and content, more or less, they found their old luggage outside their cabins, which they unpacked, and they reported to the mess hall. There was no food, or Chef, but Chris came out of the kitchen eating what appeared to be a pizza and was talking on a cell phone.
"What do you mean the driver is passed out drunk? Well don't blame me! Drive it yourself, you know how, right? I don't care if your license is out of date, you're in the middle of nowhere and you'd better get here fast!"
He noticed the campers standing in front of him. "What are you all doing here? Didn't you hear me say yesterday that the challenge was first thing in the morning? That means first thing, no breakfast, no socializing, and no wandering around. Now move! To the dock of shame! Now!"
Despite their hunger, the campers obliged.
They met Chris at the dock.
"Okay campers, you're probably wondering why I made you skip breakfast. Well, it's gonna help you in your challenge. That is.....if Chef gets here soon......"
As if on cue, a boat came into sight, going twice as fast as a normal boat, and pulled up to the dock. At first it seemed that no one was on board, but Chef Hatchet came out of the lower deck carrying a box that appeared to be full of papers, grumbling something about how there was no postal service this far.
"HEY! Chris! Where do you want me to put these?"
"In the amphitheater, Chef," he replied. "Then to the mess hall."
As Chef Hatchet hauled the giant box away, a picture fell out of a baby reading a book. No one recognized it except for Noah, who quickly kicked it into the water.
Chris turned to the campers once more.
"Today your challenge will be.........How Well do you Know Your Fellow Campers? With your application forms, we seem to have asked you.....some pretty random questions. Favourite food, number of languages you speak, even your most embarrassing moment. Last week we went that extra step and asked your family for extra information and even pictures of you. After breakfast, which we will give you to catch up with each other, you will report to the amphitheater, where the rules of the game are going to be explained. Oh yeah, since I'm too lazy to divide you into new teams for today, It'll be the old Screaming Gophers vs. Killer Bass. Now move campers! Move!"
Everyone started heading to the mess hall. Some campers were nervous, Gwen being one of them. She already had Heather read her diary the first season, will she really have to get her most embarrassing secrets revealed here? Her little brother had probably told him everything about her by now. That's what she thought until she realized that she wouldn't have to participate. But, knowing Chris, he probably would put the information about her out there no matter what she decided.
She was distracted by Heather approaching her. She looked pretty nervous.
"Uh, hi Gwen...." she began.
Why is she talking to me? she thought.
"Can I talk to-"
"No!," she said angrily. "Leave me alone, Heather!"
"Fine then! Don't talk to me, weird goth girl!"
Heather stalked away, but Gwen couldn't help but notice that she looked a little different then how she used to. She quickly dismissed the thought and headed to join her friends.
Meanwhile, Harold was stressed. He swallowed. Hard.
I have to do this for my own good, he told himself. It's now or never.
He approached Courtney, walking to the mess hall with Leshawna, Bridgette, and Gwen. "Courtney?" he asked in his usual croaky voice.
"Yes Harold?" she asked back, an annoyed tone in her voice. She obviously hadn't gotten over him switching the votes.
"Look, I know you're still mad at me for turning the votes against you and stuff, but uh........ I'm really sorry, and I hope you can forgive me, you know."
She smiled, much to his amazement. "Okay," she said. "I forgive you."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I mean, I got all worked up over nothing. I think you learned your lesson already. I mean, I beat you up with a light pole at Playa des Losers!"
And they had a good laugh about that.
"Awww come on!" Owen screamed. "Won't Izzy forgive Owen for pushing her into the fake mutant lizard?"
"Izzy don't talk to wimpy traitors like Owen!" she replied.
"Is there anything Owen can do to win Izzy back??"
"Izzy needs to know that Owen will do anything for her."
"Owen will give Izzy his marshmallow and save her if Izzy gets voted off."
She smiled. "Okay!" she said cheerfully as she jumped into his arms.
"Yes!"
A few seconds passed. "You wanna make out?" Izzy asked.
"Yes....." Owen said as he got the dreamy look in his eyes only obtainable by that and looking at Justin.
She grabbed him and pulled him behind the conveniently located bushes.
At the mess hall, where Chef had already prepared a grey slop to eat, the two teams were frantically trying to get to know each other for the upcoming challenge.
"Now, before we start asking questions, did anyone actually pay attention to the question they asked on the application forms?" asked Trent.
Nobody did.
"..........Alright then," he said. "Then I guess the most logical thing to do is to just write down everything about ourselves and pass it around. Anything that you think they might have asked on the forms or your family might have revealed."
"Yeah," Gwen agreed. "And PLEASE people, be truthful. This means you, Heather."
"Hmph!"
Gwen took out her sketch pad, tore off a sheet for everyone, and passed her pencils around.
At the Killer Bass table, it was the first time that someone noticed that Katie and Sadie were different looking. In the middle of them telling each other and trying to remember everyone else's favourite colors (Courtney had saved a copy of the application forms) Ezekiel had noticed.
"Hey, aren't you two girls s'posed to be the same? You were like that last season, eh."
Quite a few girls shot him a dirty look because they still hadn't gotten over what he said, but they had to admit he was right. Looking over to the two BFFFLs that were sitting together, one would assume that the two had never met in their entire lives. Katie had ditched her pigtails and put half her hair up in a ponytail and the other half was left draped over her shoulders. She was now wearing bright pink pants instead of shorts and her striped top was now a striped turtleneck sweater. Sadie however, had kept the same hairstyle, but her clothes were now a green T-shirt and jean shorts.
"Oh," she said. "We're not BFFFLs anymore. We were just too different and decided that it was best to try to express ourselves instead of trying to be the same. I mean, we're still friends and stuff but we've given up looking and dressing the same when we're really different."
"But being like that was your thing," said Tyler. "Being all happy and squealy and dumb-"
"Tyler!"
"Okay, okay," he mumbled.
Katie and Sadie told their story. How Sadie used to be mean and Katie used to be the happy one. They met and changed themselves to be like each other, and now how they decided to go back to their old selves.
"We're just trying this out for a while," Katie assured. "I mean, it's soooo boring acting so dumb all the time and-"
"Wait. You're not dumb?" asked Duncan, who got shoved practically off the table by Courtney.
"Go on," she said.
"She has an IQ of one hundred seventy two!" said Sadie.
"Yeah," she confirmed, then gave a little laugh and squeal that resembled her old self. "It was fun playing dumb for a while, but it eventually got boring."
"Prove it!" shouted almost every guy at the table.
Katie proceeded to list the whole periodic table, then all the countries in Africa, then explained Einstein's theory of relativity. "Okay," she said as her teammates gazed at her with complete fascination after Bridgette put away some textbooks they had been checking. "This is a waste of time. We should really be studying for the challenge. I think I can save our butts with my awesome memory."
This time no one doubted her as they told her everything about themselves.
After breakfast was over, they all reported to the amphitheater, and took a seat in the stands with their teammates. Chris walked onto the stage.
"Here are the rules of the game," he began.
"Each member will be hooked up to this system by their arm." He gestured to a stand, which had a bunch of wires coming out from it. "I will ask a question, some that will involve pictures that will be shown on the giant screen. The first camper that buzzes in will have a shot at answering it. But it cannot be the person which it is about." Chris put on his imitation sad face and voice. "If you answer it right, you will award your team a point. Answer it wrong, and you will be painfully painfully shocked. You will get five chances, each with the painfully painful shocks getting worse. Use up all your chances, and you are eliminated. If no one buzzes in, we will pick a person at random who will have to try to answer." He smiled again, seeing the 'shocked' expressions on the camper's faces. "When only one camper is left standing, we will tally up the results. The team with the most points wins invincibility, and also these 52' plasma screen TV's, one for each side of the cabin!" The campers gasped. They all wanted those TVs. "Losers, you'll be sending someone home tonight. Now, lets get this game on!"
The campers headed towards the devices, green for gophers, red for bass, despite their fear of being 'painfully painfully shocked'. They just really wanted those TVs. Gwen sat out, but Owen felt like participating. After Chef hooked them up, Chris flicked the power switch that they could have sworn wasn't there before, and took out some cue cards.
"First question," he announced. "Which member of the Screaming Gophers is naturally blond?"
Izzy buzzed in. "Beth!" she said, but was cut off by a buzzer sound.
"Sorry," Chris said "I'm afraid that's wrong."
Izzy was suddenly blasted with what seemed to be 1000 volts of electricity. Only she could make it through that laughing. When it was done and her hair was standing up on end, her teammates were glaring at her. "What?" she asked. "I just wanted to see how it feels."
"Well don't do it again," said Heather. "You might cost us the game."
"Anyone else?" asked Chris.
Trent and Courtney both went for the button on their stands, but the CIT beat him to it.
"I believe the answer is Gwen," she said confidently. A 'ding' sound was heard.
"Correct!" he announced. "The score is one-nothing Killer Bass."
The Killer Bass cheered. "How did you know that?" asked Bridgette.
"Oh I didn't say already? Me and Gwen go to the same school! We're like, friends now."
"Yeah!" Gwen confirmed. "She knows practically everything about me. Plus, so does Trent, of course." She gave him a wave.
"Well," Bridgette said as Chris prepared to ask the next question, "This is interesting."
"Okay campers," Chris said. "The next question is......... Who's worst fear is..." he stifled a laugh. "Barney the Dinosaur?"
Among the countless laughs of campers, Noah was hard at work thinking. Hmmm......in Phobia Factor, most of the campers had to face his or her worst fear, and none of them were Barney the Dinosaur. The people that didn't were the ones that got voted off before that episode, which were Ezekiel, Eva, me, Justin, and Katie. It can't be me. When we watched that episode at Playa des Losers, Justin, Katie, and Ezekiel all confessed their worst fears, so I think the safest bet would be Eva. Oh well. Who knows, I might get lucky. He thought this over in a matter of seconds and reached his hand over to the buzzer. He saw that Katie was reaching towards hers too, but he beat her. Not that he actually expected her to be right.
"Is it......Eva?" he asked. He saw Katie frown. Another 'ding' was heard.
"Correct!"
The camper's laughs turned more and more loud, as Eva turned more and more red. Duncan and Heather even fell over, giving themselves minor shocks from the system hooked up to them.
"He's just so happy all the time," Eva mumbled. "No one can be that happy."
Even Chris was laughing as he tried to get them all to settle down. "Onwards to the next question campers. Who's favourite sport is.......gymnastics?"
Beth buzzed in. "Harold?"
Ehhhhhh! Beth was painfully painfully shocked, but at least her braces absorbed most of the impact. "Owww!"
The Gophers thought. None of them was a gymnastics fan, so it must have been one of the Bass.
Owen buzzed. "Is it......Katie?"
Ehhhhh! Another painfully painful shock for Owen.
Cody buzzed. "Sadie?"
Cody fell over from the shock.
The Killer Bass looked over to Katie, since they didn't bother to memorize what the other members had said. She rolled her eyes and slapped her hand on the button. "I believe the answer is Tyler."
Ding! "Correct!" said Chris. "Tyler's favourite sport is in fact gymnastics."
Among the giggling, Tyler added "It's the only sport I'm good at."
"Next question. Name three campers who have had or currently do have a serious medical condition."
Katie buzzed in as soon as he was done reading the question. "Um, Harold, Sadie, and Ezekiel. All had one before."
"Correct! The score is now 3-1 Killer Bass. Gophers, you look like you might lose this. Next question involves a picture." He gestured to the screen, where a picture flashed up. "Who is this?"
Everyone took a good look at the picture. The girl was really fat and ugly, and wore braces and glasses.
"Well duh, it's gotta be Beth," said Eva, buzzing in.
Ehhhhh! "Sorry Eva, but it's not Beth."
"What!?" she screamed but was instantaneously numbed by volts of electricity shooting through her body.
"Anyone else?"
No one said anything.
"Then this is my favourite part!" he yelled, as he produced a wheel with pictures of all the campers on it. "I will choose a camper at random to try to answer the question! We will keep going until someone answers right!"
He gave the wheel a good spin, and it landed on Leshawna. "Leshawna," Chris smirked. "What is your answer?"
"Um.....Sadie?"
She was painfully painfully shocked.
Chris gave it another spin. It landed on Lindsay.
"Tyler?"
Another painfully painful shock, this one with some laughing at her.
Chris continued to spin it around and around and around, giving Harold, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Sadie, and Justin their first strike. Lindsay got two more by guessing what others had already guessed. It landed on Heather, when Chris frowned and spun it again, which landed on Noah.
"Well," he began. Judging by the way she looks right now and the fact that you won't make her answer the question, I'm guessing that Heather is the girl in the picture."
Ding! "Finally!" said Chris. "Someone got it! The score is now 3-2 Killer Bass still leading." He laughed. "Isn't this fun?"
The campers groaned.
Alright! I'm finished and back on the job! Hooray for me!
I think I'm going to divide each day into two parts, so don't fret, the campfire ceremony and who goes home first will be posted in the next chappie. But man is this one long! I don't think I've ever written a chapter this long before on Fanfiction. It took me two days to do LOL. Sorry Katie and Sadie fans but I split them up because they were never that popular.
Let's talk, my friends. I have an issue with TDI. You see, in the special of TDDDDI it revealed that 14 campers are going to come back for TDA, Courtney not being one of them. However, in some places I hear she is coming back, and in in the TDA game (the one where you have to match up all the characters) She was there. I don't have a problem with her, I feel like she should be in it, but it's kinda confusing. I really need to know before it premiers on the 8th (Ok technically here in Canada it premiers on the 11th but you can watch it online staring 8th) yeah. I don't like suspense! Even if I do only have to wait a week!
Tell all of you what. Keep checking back to here and when a camper gets voted off that you want to see come back, attach the name of that camper to a review to vote for them. At the midway point, the two campers that receive the most votes will come back, and get another shot at winning!
Stay tuned everyone,
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