Disclaimer: I do not own TDI. You already know that, so why do you insist on wasting your time reading my disclaimer? Maybe you're not as smart as I thought and don't know that I don't own it. Or you just have no life. Oh come on, still reading? People these days.....
I knew I forgot something last time! The Confession Can! Don't worry readers, I'll put it in this one! Hehe...
Before we start, I made a list with all the strikes:
Killer Bass: Tyler-0 Harold-1 Bridgette-1 Geoff-0 D.J.-1 Duncan-1 Courtney-0 Eva-1 Sadie-1 Katie-0 Ezekiel-0 POINTS: 3
Screaming Gophers: Izzy-1 Trent-0 Cody-1 Heather-0 Justin-0 Owen-1 Noah-0 Gwen-N/A Leshawna-1 Lindsay-3 Beth-1 POINTS: 2
Chris continued to spin it around and around and around, giving Harold, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Sadie, and Justin their first strike. Lindsay got two more by guessing what others had already guessed. It landed on Heather, when Chris frowned and spun it again, which landed on Noah.
"Well," he began. Judging by the way she looks right now and the fact that you won't make her answer the question, I'm guessing that Heather is the girl in the picture."
Ding! "Finally!" said Chris. "Someone got it! The score is now 3-2 Killer Bass still leading." He laughed. "Isn't this fun?"
The campers groaned.
4: Day 1, PT 2: What a Shock!
"Wait!" shouted Gwen from the stands when all the campers that were shocked were finished recovering. "That's really Heather?"
"Yes," answered Chris. Heather turned a shade of bright red.
"I'll give you five bucks for a copy of that!" Gwen shouted.
"I'll give you ten!" said Duncan. The campers soon realized that it was oddly amusing that Heather was the ugly girl in the picture, and almost everyone wanted a copy.
"Okay then," said Chris as he did the math on his fingers.
"What? yelled Heather. "You can't do that!"
"Yeah I can," he replied to a fuming Heather. "Your brother gave me that, and I can do whatever I want with it. Plus, I'm short on budget."
Heather simply crossed her arms and stood there.
"Next question. One member of the Killer Bass has not had the chicken pox yet. Who is it?"
Katie's hand was on the buzzer before he finished. "Geoff."
Ding! "Correct! It's now 4-2, Killer Bass!"
Katie crossed her arms and smiled. Noah looked at her. What is with her? She and Sadie are not joined at the brain anymore, and now her skills are quite impressive. She's acting smart. She's acting like.....like me, he realized.
Noah couldn't help but notice that she did also look kind of pretty with her new look. Wait! Did I just think that? Why would I think that Katie looks pretty? I'm not like the other guys on this island.
You like her, said another voice in his head.
I don't.
Yes you do. You like her. You think she's smart enough now.
Ok, now I'm arguing with myself. I MUST be going crazy.
Maybe.
He managed to snap out of it in time for the next question.
"Who here has met celebrity Miley Cyrus?"
Izzy slapped her hand on the buzzer. "Ooh, ooh, I know! Justin!"
Ehhhhh! Izzy was painfully painfully shocked.
Confession Can- The one and only
Gwen- This is Chris' most insane idea for a challenge yet! People could get seriously injured in this! I am soooo glad that I'm not in this.
Izzy: (gasp) Justin told me that he met just about every celebrity exept for Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton! I knew it! What did I tell you? A liar!He's even more of a liar than Izzy thought!
Noah: Okay, this is really messed up. You get shocked if you can't answer a question, if no one can chances are you're going to have to anyways, and Katie has been acting strangely smart. It seems keeping her with Sadie only causes both their brains to malfunction. It's kinda cute, if you ask me. Wait! Did I just say that? Chris, you'd better edit that last part out!
Katie: Oh my gosh, it's so much fun acting like myself again. Eeee! I just hope Sadie's going to be okay. She's......not exactly that stable.
"Hmm...I wonder what this does," said Lindsay as she pressed the button.
"No!" her team shouted but it was too late.
"Lindsay, what is your answer?" asked Chris
"Okay, I'm like, sooo confused right now."
Lindsay was shocked. What a surprise. In the stands, Gwen slapped her forehead.
Izzy recovered from the shock in record time and buzzed in again. "Trent!?"
"Correct!" said Chris. "And Izzy scores one for her team.
The Screaming Gophers cheered. The score was now 4-3. They had almost tied it up.
"No way!" said Lindsay. "You know Miley Cyrus?"
"She likes my music," replied Trent, who got a thumbs up from Gwen in the stands.
"Next question campers," Chris said, smiling his ever so famous smile. "Name two campers that have a licence to kill."
Lindsay buzzed in for no good reason. Again.
"What?"
And the last and final shock was delivered to her.
"Nice try Lindsay," said Chris. "But I'm afraid you're out."
Chef unhooked her from the device and she took a seat in the stands with Gwen.
Then Duncan tried, then Tyler, then Heather, without much luck. Noah and Katie both shot for the button, but Noah, with years of video game experience, beat her to it.
"Umm...Izzy....and Ezekiel. I saw him try to shoot a moose in his audition tape."
He looked over at Katie again and she muttered a 'hmph.' Maybe I could let her have one. Wait! We're on different teams! Ugh.. I am going crazy.
"That's correct! And Noah ties it up!
"Picture time! Who......is this?"
A gorgeous baby came up on the screen. Blue eyes, jet black hair, and tan skin. Half the girls swooned at the sight of that.
Oh brother, thought Trent, and pressed his button. "I think that's Justin."
"That's right, Trent! And the Gophers have pulled into the lead. The next questions involve four pictures. The camper that answers all of them right will score 4 points for their team. Name all of these photos."
Four pictures came up on the screen. After a few seconds, Noah and Katie both went for the buzzer, but this time Katie was able to get to it first.
"I believe respectively those are Izzy, Trent, Leshawna, and Tyler."
"Yes! And the score is now 5-7 with the Killer Bass once again pulling into the lead."
"It was pretty easy," said Katie. "Izzy's the only one with orange-red hair and Trent's the only one with black hair and green eyes. Leshawna I was able to judge by skin tone, and Tyler was harder but by the shape of the face, eyes, and nose I could make an educated guess."
A few people giggled. Noah rolled his eyes.
As the game went on, more and more campers were painfully painfully shocked. We learned quite a few things by the game. We learned that Eva has 7 brothers, which caused a lot of staring, Ezekiel actually used to live in New York City, Geoff is extremely allergic to marshmallows (he always kept his and gave it away later), Heather was in fact fluent in 4 different languages (again a lot of staring), and Izzy's real name is not Izzy, and Chris wasn't allowed to say what her real name was or else the RCMP would come track her down for more than one reason. In about an hour, the score was tied, 19-19. Tyler, Leshawna, Harold, Eva, Cody, Duncan, Trent, Owen, Sadie, and Beth were out. Everyone had 3 strikes, except for Noah, who had 1, Justin, who had 0, Bridgette and Geoff, who had 4, and Katie, who had 0.
And then once again there was a question no one could answer.
"Which camper has been stranded in Siberia with no food or shelter by a plane crash and survived for three days and found their way back by finding and jumping a train?" Chris read. "Wow, that's a mouthful."
Noah hesitated before pressing the button. "Is it....Izzy?"
Chris chuckled. "Sorry Noah," he said. That could only mean one thing. The bookworm's small body was zapped with.....well, words couldn't describe it. For the second time.
"Darn, I forgot Izzy was afraid of flying!" he said after recovering.
"Anyone else?"
No one else wanted to take a risk.
"Ah, here we go again!" Chris laughed and gestured to the wheel. The campers out had been removed, and Chris spun it with an evil smile.
Bridgette.
"Ummm......Ezekiel?"
"Wrong!"
After the um......shock had worn off, Chris announced that Bridgette had been eliminated. She took a seat in the stands, but not before kissing Geoff.
"What?" she asked when all eyes turned to her.
Confession Can:
Bridgette: Okay, I'm getting a little in over my head here. Geoff is like, so awesome, but I'm afraid that it's messing with my chances to win.
*zzzccchhhhh....*
*Bridgette and Geoff are making out in the confession can.*
The next camper to be randomly selected was DJ.
"Cody?"
Ehhh!
DJ got his fourth strike.
The wheel spun round and round and round.
On Geoff, who guessed Eva and was eliminated, Courtney, twice in a row(that must suck) and she was eliminated, Izzy once, Ezekiel twice, eliminating him, then DJ again, so he was done for, and Heather and Noah were both eliminated. That just left 2 campers. Katie and Izzy.
Once the wheel was spun again (it looked pretty funny now that there was only 2 campers on it, one on the left, one on the right), it landed on Katie's side.
She gulped and counted off the already guessed campers on her fingers.
"Okay, I'm going to take a wild guess and say it's Gwen."
She braced herself for the shock, but, it never really came. Instead, a 'ding' sound was heard.
"And Gwen is correct!" shouted Chris.
"What?" squealed Katie with excitement. "Yay, I was right! Luck is awesome today!" she screamed jumping up and down.
"But it's still not over," announced Chris. "We'll take a five minute break, then the ultimate trivia showdown will begin!"
"You really did that?" asked Cody to Gwen in the stands.
"It was no big deal," she replied. "I just was lucky enough to watch a survival show on the Discovery Channel once."
"Well, I think that that's pretty cool."
"Thanks."
"What happened to you? Tell us everything." said Courtney. Typical. Gwen always wondered why she bothered hanging out with her at school. Because you have no other friends there. Duh. Well, at least the people here are somewhat nice. Most of them, anyways.
Pretty soon everyone in the stands was asking about Gwen's adventure in Siberia. She told them everything, from the plane crash to the halfway freezing to death and having to set traps to catch food to finding the train tracks and jumping aboard a train. She answered their questions and they all told her how cool it was, especially Trent, but she still thought the one who meant it the most was Cody.
"Okay, and we're back," announced Chris. "We've got our ultimate trivia showdown! Joining us will be Katie for the Killer Bass, and Izzy for the Screaming Gophers!
"Here are the rules. Katie still has five chances, while Izzy only has one. That means if Izzy answers a question wrong, the game is over and whichever team has the most points wins. You have thirty seconds to answer each question now, and I'll ask you them separately. The wheel will decide who goes first."
Chris spun the wheel, and it landed on Katie's side.
"Katie," Chris began, "How many campers own a driver's licence?"
Katie put her elbows on her stand and thought. The seconds ticked by. After about twenty, she stood up straight and said slowly, "I think.......seventeen."
Ehhhhh! "Sorry," said Chris. "The answers sixteen."
Katie was shocked for once. Well, about time right?
"Ow!"
"Izzy," Chris said, showing no sympathy for Katie. "Which camper has broken their right leg eight times?"
Izzy had four strikes against her, but she was responsible for getting her team some wins. A few of her answers were wrong, but mostly they were right. Izzy knew that the answer was her. What made her answer incorrectly, no one knows.
She shrugged and piped up, "George Washington?" (A/N: Okay, I WAS going to make her say a random camper, but I'm watching Futurama(which I don't own either, as you might know) and George Washington's head popped up.)
Ehhhh! Izzy was painfully painfully shocked, but laughed anyways. When she was finished, she saw that most of her team was glaring at her.
"And the Killer Bass wins! Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire tonight."
While the Killer Bass carried Katie away chanting her name over and over again, Izzy's laughs turned to chuckles. She stopped, the said, "Oh. I-I messed up, didn't I?"
The Gophers nodded, angry looks on their faces. As Chef unhooked her from the device, Geoff called out, "Don't worry dudes and dudettes! Party at the Bass boys cabin with the new TV!"
Confession Can:
Izzy: Okay, I know that I messed up, but everyones so mad at Izzy for doing that one little thing! Some people... oh, like this one time, when my mom got all mad at the postal office for bringing her the wrong mail, and they said "What's the big deal", riiiiight? But really, they brought her a free gift for Christmas and all, and they took it back! The point is, if you obsess over one little thing, you're going to be sorry. They don't know that, but I do, because I'm smarter then they are. Did I mention that I have an IQ of 188! I do! Haha!
Owen: Well, I don't want to vote for anyone, but Chris is making me.......so........I'm sorry Izzy! The team made me!
Gwen: Izzy's a psychopath. As much as I want Heather off early, I wouldn't wan to pass up the chance to tease Heather about that picture.
Heather: I WOULD vote Leshawna, but I'm afraid no one else will. I need an alliance first. I vote Izzy because I think most of the team will.
*She waits a moment, then looks down and sighs.*
"I've had it with this place."
That night at the campfire, the Gophers were seated at the logs, some still glaring at Izzy.
"Campers," Chris began. "We have eleven of you here. But only ten marshmallows on this plate.
"These marshmallows represent sugary, sweet, safety. In case you forgot, whoever does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and....go somewhere, it doesn't really matter to me. The point is, you can't come back. EVER!"
"Right......" said Trent.
"It's true this time!" the host replied. "Now, for the marshmallows.
"Owen, since you participated, you get a marshmallow."
Chris tossed him one, to which he replied, "Woohoo!"
"Gwen, I'm eating yours." Chris popped hers into his mouth.
"Whatever."
"And now......Leshawna, get your marshmallow.
"Lindsay, Beth, Justin."
Chris paused for a second as they claimed their marshmallows.
"Cody, Noah, Trent."
Chris gave them marshmallows, which only left one on his plate, between Izzy and Heather.
"Ladies," Chris said. "This is the last marshmallow of the night. One of you must leave......forever."
Izzy looked at Chris with an expression not yet known to man. Heather was just plain scared.
"And the last marshmallow goes to.......
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"Heather."
Heather breathed a sigh of relief and claimed her marshmallow.
"Sorry Izzy," Chris said. "Dock of Shame awaits."
"Wait Chris!" shouted Owen. "You said that whoever doesn't get a marshmallow must leave, right?"
"Yes....."
"Then here."
Owen gave his marshmallow to Izzy and she smiled. "Thanks Owen! Izzy's forever indebted to you!"
"It's no big deal," he replied. "I can't win the money anyways."
"Okay then," said Chris. "I suppose that's okay. Owen, to the boat of Losers."
"Alrighty Chris," laughed Owen. "Bye everyone!"
"Bye Owen," they all shouted as he headed towards the Dock of Shame.
"Well, that wraps that one up," announced Chris when the campers leaved the bonfire. "Tune in next time on Total! Double! Drama! Island! You won't want to miss a second of it! Seriously. I won't get paid if you don't watch."
After the Campfire Ceremony
"Um, hey Katie," said Noah. "Are you going to the movie party?"
"Yup! It's going to be fun."
"So, It seems that you're smarter than everyone thought."
"Yeah. Long story. Tell you all about it later."
"You....want to try something?"
"Sure, what?"
"Just follow my lead."
At the party, the new TV was playing the Indiana Jones movie, something that was on that night. Mostly all the campers were there.
"Oh come on!" said Noah. "That is so fake." He elbowed Katie.
She smiled. "Yeah, totally. And why didn't metal dissolve? If the bone did?"
"I know. And he took waay to long to die. If the heat didn't kill him, the fumes would have."
And on and on it went.
"Why is he the only one who thought of breaking through the chains with his mining equipment?"
"Okay, no one says, "Are you mad" anymore."
"How do they know English??"
"What's with sacrificing a person every two minutes?"
"They have electricity?!?"
"And they didn't bother to make that safer...why?"
"I'm still concerned about the fact that they have electricity."
Eventually both Noah and Katie got kicked out of the cabin. Wow, didn't see that one coming.
Katie giggled. "Wow, that was so much fun Noah. Now I know how you must feel. Not my style though," she said as she gave him a high five.
"Ehhh..night Katie."
"Good night Noah."
Both of them headed towards their cabins. Noah smiled, but it wasn't the usual smug smile that he usually wore. He had just made a friend.
"So......you're not still mad at me?"
"For leaving me on the beach with a broken ankle? No..I tend to forget about those things."
"Good. Because, if I can recall, you were back on you feet and chasing a moose ten minutes later!"
Courtney laughed, then kissed Duncan quickly. She waved goodbye, and started to walk to the cabins too, ready for bed.
She was suddenly pulled aside by someone.
"Hey!" she complained. "What are you- Bridgette? Leshawna?"
"Yeah," Bridgette said. "Look, we need to tell you something. We wanted to tell Gwen first, since it's about her, but we need your advice."
"Okay.....I'm in. What happened?"
2 minutes later
"That's horrible!" shouted Courtney, but was shushed by Bridgette.
"I know, right?" said Leshawna. "So, do you think we should tell Gwen?"
"Definately. It's gonna hurt, but she deserves to know."
Meanwhile, Gwen needed to use the bathroom, and when she got there, she heard crying in one of the stalls. She decided to investigate.
She knocked on the door, and realized at once who it was.
"Heather?"
"What do you want?"
"Nothing....I just heard someone crying." she got cautious, remembering how Heather was a backstabbing manipulative witch, and asked carefully, "What happened to you?"
Heather wiped away her tears and replied with, "Nothing you would understand, weird goth girl," in her usual tone of voice, but then started to cry again. "Nothing ANYONE understands! Just leave me alone!"
She ran out, leaving a uncertain Gwen behind.
Duh Duh Duh!!!
I love suspense when I know what happens! But I'm not telling you.....duh.
About that show on the Discovery Channel, it's called Man vs Wild. The most recent episode I saw was the one on how to survive in Siberia. Yeah, I know, I have no life. I don't own Man vs Wild either, ugh! I don't own anything interesting!
Reasons why it took so long to get this chapter out:
-I have a LOT of homework. my teachers give out enough to keep the average student occupied pretty much all the time.
-Believe it or not, I actually have better things to do than write a story I'm not going to get paid for.
-My computer crashed in the middle of me trying to do research on the American Civil War for my Black History project. My dad got it fixed on Sunday.
Ohh, and did you guys see the premiere of TDA??? I did!!! HAHA! Sucks to be you, Americans! No offense.
Bye now!