Okay, here's the new chapter. These write extremely quickly, so I'll be posting the second half of this... section today. Really soon, I promise. It's short, so I thought I'd post ti all on the same day :D
Well, anyways, I thought this whole story out already so let me brief you on how this will rock: it will be AU. And it will have a set number of chapters. I haven't decided how many, it will end when it ends.
I feel like I'm getting a little less funny. I really don't think these are as funny as my first chapter, which was completely random, but I'm not good at forcing humor.
Anyways, thanks to those who read and reviewed! I appreciate it. :D
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Ulquiorra
Dear Diary,
I need to get a name for you, just so I don't keep calling you Diary. It's like calling a baby 'it'. It needs a bottle, it needs a blanket, it needs whatever babies need. I wouldn't know. Too above taking care of babies. And they smell, they'll totally get my clothes dirty :
Anyways, Nnoitra agreed to go to the human world to pick up my stuff, and as soon as he said that, he got mobbed by people telling him they needed their crap, too. Damn conformity.
Well, he had to write a list down, only he wouldn't get anything for guys with a lower rank than him. Girls are okay if they were 'hot' (I don't ghettit, what's hot? Won't it burn you or anything?). But anyone above him totally threatened him to get their stuff. And Grimmjow couldn't get anything 'cos he's lame. Ha. :D
Anyways… currently semi-dancing to the song Freaxxx. By Brokencyde. Good song, very easy to dance to. Just jump around like crazy. But I don't do that. I just semi- dance, which is way cooler. I'm writing whenever Se7en does his little screamfests in the middle of the song. Hm. I write/rant fast.
Well anyways, the song ended, it's a good song for me to practice screaming with, 'cos they don't do much of it. Not enough screaming, but I'm not ruining my perfect vocal chords doing this.
Anyways, Nnoitra came back with all our shit, and I swear! He's the biggest fuckwit in the world. He got the right eyeliner (thank god), Maybelline, but he got the pencil that needs a sharpener, not the kind that just rolls out. Ugh, I don't have a sharpener. Maybe I'll sharpen it with my zanpakuto. And when he gave me my hairspray, it turned out he bought the green kind D:
I don't fucking need the green kind, it's anti-frizz! And since my hair doesn't ever get frizzy, I don't need it! I mean, it doesn't do any harm, but it smells weird and I have to use more to get my hair to stick up emo-like. I love those people's hair, it's so pretty.
I think I'll go to the human world tomorrow, to return this crappy hairspray and get a sharpener. Can't hurt to try the new eyeliner, can it? :
Ha, now I have Freaxxx stuck in my head. So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls… Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now… I think it goes like that.
Well, if I'm going to go to the human world, I have to get a gigai made. Hopefully an emo one. Yeah, I'll get an emo one from Szayel. :D
Bitch better give it to me, too, if he knows what's good for him.
Auf wiedersehen for now!
Grimmjow
Dear Diary,
I asked Orihime if she and Ulquiorra are married and she slapped me and turned away. I went to check if she was crying, but she was blushing like crazy. I bet she wants to marry Ulquiorra just to get in his pants. D: Seriously, what's so good about him? He's girly. But not Luppi girly at least.
Everyone was asking Nnoitra for stuff from the human world, but he wouldn't get anything for me. T.T
Now I'm sad. D':
Again, might I mention. You know, I think I'm emo-er than Ulquiorra. He's just… scene or something. Why do I know these words?
Well, Ulquiorra likes his screamy music, and plays it really loud. He lives right next to me, too. Because Nnoitra is across the hall, and it's like four, five, six… Whatever.
Anyways, screamo sucks. Rap is way better. Even metal is better, but it's still lame.
Yeah…
Well, I was asleep because I cried way more than yesterday (six times more!!), so I was so tired from that I just took a nap. When I woke up, Ulquiorra was walking past me to Szayel, who rooms on the other side. His lab's there and everything, and it's really noisy because there are so many machines and screaming people. Damn, I'm surrounded by screaming. )':
Well, I asked what he was doing and he said he was going to the real world in an emo gigai. Figures.
SO. I offered to go with him and he bitch slapped me fifty times harder than that girl did. It actually stung a lot. And hurt. But I didn't cry! Really!
… okay maybe a little, but Ulquiorra didn't notice…
… because he was going to get his gigai. –sigh-
Well, I think I'll follow him whether he likes it or not. Fight the power, Grimmjow, fight the power!
Epic fail. Well, I think I'll get some… I dunno. Jock gigai. No, those are icky. Haha, ghetto. Yeah, with their huge shirts and everything. Too bad Ulquiorra has to wear tight pants and shirt, but he's skinny enough to pull it off, so…
Whatever. I'm going to get my gigai, too. I hope Szayel isn't too busy. Maybe if I ask really nicely…
Bye!! :D
-Grimmjow