Ha, I told you I would upload them fast :)

Well, this chapter's really short, and I meant it to be put in with the previous one, but that would have been icky.

Generally unfunny, but I'm trying. And I don't really know how gigais work, so don't kill me, k?

I don't own anything.

Ulquiorra

Dear Bill,

I got you a name! It's the lead singer from Tokio Hotel, I saw him on a poster and he is sosooooo pretty! Like, really pretty. Gorgeous, all that good stuff.

So I'm in the human world now, all decked out in my tight gray/black/dark green clothes WITH an emo scarf! And belt! The belt is kinda… spiky. Ya know, metal pyramids n' all. but if I didn't have it, my obscenely tight pants would fall off my nonexistent ass. Dammit, I don't really have an ass. So I can't wear girl's jeans, you know, the flared kind. It would look weird…

So I got grey skinny jeans. They look good on me :D I think. I haven't seen a mirror yet.

And my shirt is kinda weird. It's like… grey-green, only really dark, with this hella sick black tree on it. The tree is hella sick, I swear. It rocks. I'm going to keep this gigai. The scarf is nice, too. All emo, triangular, you know. Checkered. The shit.

Szayel made my skin a little less pale, but people who are walking by are staring at me. I mean, I guess I look like I never come outside (and a bit faggoty), but it's kind of hard for me to get a tan in Hueco Mundo, WHERE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SUN. Key word(s), no such thing.

Well, some people are coming over, so I'll finish this quick and hide you so no one will see you.

Auf Wiedersehen

Grimmjow

Dear Diary,

Yeiii :D

Szayel made me a gigai. It's so gansta. :)

Well, anyways, I went to the human world with my awesome-sauce giant T-shirt. It's huge, I swear. And my pants kind of don't stay up ): even when I'm using a belt. Well, the ginormous shirt makes up for it, it's so big no one will ever know the color of my boxers :D

Unless they have X-ray vision? I dunno...

I haven't seen Ulquiorra's gigai yet, but I doubt it's as off as mine. I don't even have my rocking blue hair anymore… so sad. ):

Seriously, my hair isn't blue anymore. It's bleach blond. And the gigai doesn't do the permanent makeup thing, so I don't have makeup, but I guess I can't be ghetto with make up.

Well, I'm in the real world right now, writing reeeeeally fast because I need to make friends. Fast. I think this place is called the suburbs. It's pretty quiet, but I've already seen some really scary people!

They were wearing all black! And the girls had short, spiky sharp looking hair and the guys had long hair! And their outfits were FULL of spikes! I bet if they fell on me, I would look like Swiss cheese.

Well, gotta go. Society is calling. I hope I don't cry, that would be embarrassing!

-Grimmjow