Halloooooo... i has another update.
I really shouldn't be using the computer right now, so I'll make it quick.
Several moar chapters. I don't know, because I haven't written all of them.
But since people read the last chapter... you should get the idea that it'll last a while.
Enjoy, and I don't own
Ulquiorra
Dear Bill,
Oh my fucking GAWD :D
Today's the day we go kick the ghetto kid's asses. I think we're going to walk down there, yeah, we're leaving now, so I have to be quick. I'll write back really soon, as soon as I can!
Which won't be long, considering how big of a pansy Grimmjow is.
Grimmjow
Dear Diary,
I can't believe it! I told the others that the emos bet against us, and they said that they are bringing BASEBALL BATS.
My integrity will not stand for this!
… but my social life will…
Well, yeah, we are going to cheat. But I can't help thinking that I will still lose to Ulquiorra, even with this massive handicap.
Oh well, we're leaving now, which means I have to, too!
Ulquiorra
Dear Bill,
Holy shit.
Holy motherfucking shit.
Today was pretty awesome.
We brought a few emo friends with us to the basketball court where we had the fight.
But the other people brought baseball bats. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shiiiiit!
But we started out one on one, and the one guy with pink striped arm warmers was going to fight the other generic ghetto buttfuck. So they were totally punching and wrestling, all that stuff, and our dude's shirt got totally ripped… He said he wore is lousy shirt, though…
But he was beating that gangster bitch into the ground. That dude was eating concrete, serious concrete. It was great. And then they tried to hit him with a baseball bat, and I think Damian got mad, and then we were all doing some super Ghetto Holocaust or something. We were dead pissed.
So it turned into this all out free-for-all, and we massacred them. They were DEAD by the time we finished :D
Awesome.
Well, I guess they're at home now. Grimmjow got owned. He cried, of course. I swear, he's such a poser emo, either that or he's a fuckwit. Haha, something tells me that it's the latter.
But a few of us suffered some fatal pwnage. Meaning a few got beat down, too. Kind of glad I'm not one of them. Damian and I are out in front of a café, sitting on the little display table. Ha, in your face, bitches.
Anyways… listening to his iPod again and brooding over what to do next.
Grimmjow
Dear Diary,
The fight was bad.
My team cheated big time. Halfway through the fight, we were so obviously losing, (it was really scary. I think I was crying again… T.T) I think I cried because of that.
I also think I won't do this again.
I'm so scared right now. I wish I had one of those teddy bears that make people feel better… D':
They killed us. We had the bats, but they grabbed them and threw them away. and then they started punching us. It was bad. ):
I need my pillow. I really need it to cry in.
That means, I got punched, too. They completely beat down on us, it was bad.
I dunno, the gang is busy fixing broken bones (I know! They broke bones D:) and discussing revenge. I personally want no part in this because the emos will beat us again.
Ugh. Now I losing the bet to Ulquiorra, and since we didn't have fixed stakes, he has time to decide what to do to me. What am I going to do? ; . ;
Seriously, I need to beat more emo kids… I need to find a really wussy one. That'll be easier, I guess…
I don't know. The gang said that if we can't beat them in a fight, we can humiliate them in any way possible.
They said something about making a video to put on YouTube. About emo stalking or… emo hunting. Something that is anti-emo.
I hope this is less violent than the fight, and I hope this works better, too.
I dunno, I we neeeed a cameraaaaa…
What was that.
Sigh. I'm still not over the shock. Anyways…
-Grimmjow