Seriously, I shouldn't really be here doing this right now, BUT, this... cafe thing has FREE :D internet.

So I wrote a random mini bonus for you. If you read the last chapter, it happened to be Emo Beatdown Day. So crazy things happened. Such as the Emo Hunter... So here's an actual script for teh YouTube video made my joeyheartattack and his friend alexadrenaline.

Sorry, I most definitely wrote the wrong things down, but I can't hear those bits. Or I can, but I don't understand x(

I am not claiming I own any of joeyheartattack or alexadrenaline's videos, or ideas. This is all copyrighted to them. WATCH THEM ON YOUTUBE OR WHATEVER.

EMO HUNTER: (Australian accent) Hello! Welcome to today's episode of Emo Hunter. Let's go find some emos.

(Shots of EMO HUNTER walking in various places)

EH: So today's target is about medium height with dark brown and blonde hair. He's wearing skinny jeans, and has a purple jacket. Let's go try to find him.

(Scene change. EMO HUNTER is hiding out behind some trash)

EH: I'm the Emo Hunter. Let's go.

EH: (Stops, points. Excited) Hold on, hold on… There he is! Come on, let's go!! D:

(Chases emo)

EMO: OH FUCK. (Is tackled to the ground. Spazzes out)

EH: (Points gun at EMO) Bloody hell, what the fuck are you doing?

EMO: (Close up on EMO's face) You chase me down with a gun, and you look like a little queer. What the hell am I gonna to do?

EH: (Still pointing gun at EMO.) Well, you just look like a stupid little emo, so…

EMO: (Gets up, puts on hood, takes gun) Number one, you look like a fucking crapped your ass bitch. Number two, you don't look like an Emo Hunter, you look like some skanky little-

EH: (upset, grabs back gun and shoots EMO in the face) lol cut… And you look like a ho, too.

EMO: -dead-

END PART ONE

Watch the entire series on joeyheartattack142's (that's his username) YouTube page. And subscribe for part four. Totally not advertising these guys.

If you are too lazy to search them up, I have the link posted below.

REMOVE THE SPACES DIPWAD…

http : / / www . youtube . com/user/joeyheartattack124