I'm baaaack... I know, you're all happy to see me :)
No, not really. Anyways, here's the update. I was off in Canada. There really are a lot of emo boys there, it was great.
Anyways, this chapter was random. I was confused when I wrote it.
Ulquiorra
Dear Bill,
Teh lulz.
Only not really, but…
Anyways, I should explain.
Yesterday was Emo Beatdown Day, right? And I got my ass fucking owned. Just that once. That one day, but no other time. It was once. Well, Grimmjow was winning the bet because he picked on a couple of pansies, so, I was pretty pissed, see? Because I don't want to lose.
But today :) lol I bought a Jonas Brother's CD (The clerk looked at me weird when I did, it was funny but embarrassing to be caught buying that shit) and beat up a couple of "gangstas" and forced them to listen to it. So funny, they were screaming like the Saw victims I saw in the movie yesterday. :O
Anyways, after I played the CD on their way to big boomboxes that they carry around (retarded low lives, nothing to do but drag shit like that around), I like, totally had to pull a Criss Angel (Houdini is gone; it's all about the MindFreak now) before the fans showed up. They showed up, like, sososososoooo fast it was really creepy. D:
Well, I wasn't going to stay and get trampled, so…
Anyways, I put the music on really loud, and as soon as I escaped, I saw the fans run screaming towards that pile of shit. I swear, they were all half my height. And I'm short.
Uh, let's see. I only got two then, then I kicked a coffee shop door down on one (I had to pay for that, it broke. The glass went everywhere), and I just plain old beat up one more. And then put a jar over his head, it was spectacular. I wonder if he got it off yet,
So considering that I beat up two gangsters two days ago, and four today, that's six to Grimmjow's pathetic three.
I sense ultimate pwnage.
Grimmjow bought some candy, by the way. I stole one, a red one, it was good. It made my tongue really red, but it was already really red in the first place, so…
He got kind of pissy when I did, but what's he going to do?
I saw the crappiest art today on DeviantArt. It sucked ass. I mean, if shitty art was gold, then DeviantArt would be the motherfucking Fort Knox. If shitty art were a whole crapload of fucking retarded five year olds, then DeviantArt would be a Jonas Brothers concert. If shitty art were shit, then DeviantArt would be one massive pile of shit.
Point made. Don't argue ;)
I still don't know what I'll do if -excuse me, when- I win the bet. I'm not sure, run him over with a motorcycle? Hit him with my guitar? Make him take care of the woman back at home?
Haha, nvm, I think I'll force him to let Szayel use him as a test subject. Yup, yup. Fun. And I'll steal his iPod too. He has a fucking iPod touch, I want it.
Seriously, that guy is so clueless. I totally owned him at Halo today. He was so bummed out by the end, it wasn't even funny. Okay, not it was really funny. But I lied and said I was a n00b just to beat his ass. He believed me. Gullible little fuck…
Well, I kind of don't have much to say, so Auf Wiedersehen!
Grimmjow
Dear Diary,
I only beat up one emo kid, and I don't think he really counted. T . T
I just sorta… found the nearest kid with black hair and a black shirt and hit him in the face with a stick. It made a funny sound and he just fell on the ground and passed out.
Well, I couldn't find anymore, because I was just a tiny bit maybe afraid of them. I mean, yesterday wasn't exactly friendly or nice at all…
Sighs.
I guess Ulquiorra is ahead of me again. I saw him buying a Jonas Brother CD at the store today, who knew he liked that lame music? Not that I'd understand.
The others said my hair was sick, but is that a good thing? :S
We were at this pizza place, and this one waiter was serving us and totally started screaming about my hair. Was it a he or a she? I'm not sure, but I think it was a she. But I saw some facial hair… ew, much?
He thought I was gay. Well, he started screaming like a fangirl and ranted about how my hair was awesome and whether I wanted to hang out sometime or if he could… he said a lot of things I don't get. ):
So we left and got pizza somewhere else. Still, it was really awkward.
I need a plan to beat up more emo kids, this seriously isn't working.
Hey, I found the greatest thing today. It was… like a paper box. With pretty patterns on it. And there was more paper that you could pull out of it. That paper felt weird, it was so soft. Anyways, I was kinda confused as to why it was there and pulled it out, and there was another one!! Oh my god, it was so exciting, but weird! So I kept pulling them out, and there were soooo many of them. I swear, I just kept pulling them out until they finally stopped appearing. Then I didn't really know what to do with the funny soft paper so I just drew pictures on them. I ruined most of them because I used marker, but oh well…
But that thing was soooo cool!! I totally loved it, it rocked. They guys got kind of mad at me for it, and thought I was crazy. I guess they didn't like my pictures. I can't blame them, they were really bad. They don't like bad artwork.
And then I was really bored after that because they hid all the other paper boxes so I went to the store a bought a bag of lollipops (Ulquiorra stole one from me. he grabbed it out of the bag when he passed me on the street) and tried to stick as many of them as I could onto my face. I got twenty-six. I don't know how, don't ask me. The guys thought it was really funny, so we spent the rest of the day sticking candy onto our faces and playing video games.
Oh, and Ulquiorra told me that he could lick his elbow. I think that's kind of impossible looking at him. His arms are way to long for that. But he has a really long tongue, so I guess it works.
But then I tried to lick my elbow and it got dislocated. D':
It hurt a lot!! And one of my friends had to reset it. that hurt even more. ):
I also lost at Halo to Ulquiorra. He said he never played before…
A:N
Please comment! :D It makes me happy to know people haven't ditched me.