ok I really don't think that counts as a flame more a question but don't worry your pretty little head everything will be explained all will be revealed just keep you patience in check and you wont to disappointed. :-):-)
Naruto wandered through the bleak corridors of his mind wondering about the changes his life had gone through in the last few days. He had new friends and a new life. He was slowly moving towards the life that he had always wanted fighting alone but with people he could depend on at home.
Naruto had always preferred to fight alone because when you grew up in a village that wants nothing more than to put your head on a spike you prefer to not have team-mates when you don't know if one has a different agenda than the mission at hand. Some would call him stupid for worrying about such a thing but he could remember his 'team-mate' wrist deep in Naruto's chest. That's not something that you forget easily but even before that on missions he was distracted as he would watch his back for both enemies and allies and that lead to him getting hurt a bit but hunting by himself means he could concentrate on the mission at hand and not have to worry about a stray kunai in the back.
Although he didn't really enjoy the killing he saw the reason behind it. He had brought this up with Anko the night earlier.
"When you start liking killing people or even not being fazed by it you've been in this job to long" Anko had answered the rest of the group had agreed with her even Ibiki.
"I don't mind killing people but when your in my profession its keeping people alive that bugs me but when I torture people I know that every slip of information I get could help Konoha or even stop a war" said Ibiki quietly which kinda killed the drunk buzz in the room before he grinned and let out a huge burp much to the approval of the men at the table.
the funny thing is that it made sense but Naruto wasn't sure he wanted to help Konoha, he liked the idea of Konoha the unite and love and friendship that the theory of Konoha is built on but he didn't really think that way Konoha had major powers like the clans and the council really helped Konoha grow. Maybe it had lost its way and didn't deserve help.
Naruto walked into the Kyubbi's chamber expecting like most other nights for it to be quiet and peaceful because when you're a young teenager stuck with a fifty foot demon you don't generally have much to talk about but when he walked in to the chamber he found the Kyubbi's eyes focus on him almost immediately looking expectant.
"What's with the look?" Naruto asked acting unfazed by the Kyubbi's attention spending time with the Kyubbi had forced Naruto to revaluate his opinion of it. Naruto found that although he new the Kyubbi was an evil prick he could always trust the Kyubbi to be evil, it never tried to deceive him or lie to him it told him the truth and never hid its motives.
People on the other hand were less trustworthy he couldn't trust them to neither be nice or nasty.
"What was with the demon taint running through here yesterday?" Kyubbi demanded loudly.
"Err huh?" Naruto said expressing his confusion.
"The taint child, the demonic venom running through your bloodstream, almost killing you. Do you know how hard it is to flush demon taint out of your system? It's impossible when your human and near impossible for a demon in a human body to do it. Fuck the demon has to be near immortal" The demon swore loudly looking obviously pissed off.
"Then I'm glad I had the mighty demon Kyubbi the nine tailed lord of the foxes to protect me" Naruto asked.
"funny thing actually" the Kyubbi Said somewhat timidly "I didn't get rid of it I was able to destroy the poison but the taint from the demon is still around here somewhere, I swear I saw her walking passed the door not an hour ago".
"So I have a demon walking round in my head?" Naruto asked edgily.
"Hahaha don't be ridiculous" Kyubbi laughed loudly much to the relief of Naruto "you have two demons in your mind me and her".
He continued to laugh at the despairing look on Naruto's face.
"Hey it's not that bad she looked hot" Kyubbi said excitingly and seeing the look on Naruto's face he grinned foxily "I haven't seen a woman in to many years demon or otherwise".
It was at that moment that a woman strolled into Kyubbi's chamber and froze when she saw both Naruto and a caged Kyubbi.
Kyubbi was right it seemed as this girl wasn't just hot she was stunning a tall dark haired goddess walking in Naruto's mind with next to nothing to cover her body but a stripe leading across her chest and lower regions that looked like they had been painted on dark blue.
She seemed to look quickly at the exits of the room before turning to run out of the room.
Naruto made to run after her half way across the room before she had even turned around.
He always seemed faster in his own head it was strange but everything seemed easier in his own head but this girl was faster than she looked as when she had the direction of were she was going she was sprinting away.
"STOP" Naruto yelled as he struggled to maintain her speed only to see the door in front of her slam shut and disappear as she ran full speed into the wall.
Naruto skidded to a stop before her only to see her look up at him almost angrily.
"What the fuck did you do that for?" she yelled up at him.
"What do you mean what did he do that for you sneaky demon bitch he didn't do shit" yelled Kyubbi randomly.
Naruto turned to Kyubbi to see why he was defending him.
"Its not that I like you I just want to be difficult, I wanna see some blood" Kyubbi answered the unspoken question with a feral grin.
"The furballs right I didn't do shit girly" Said Naruto.
"Who you calling girly bastard" the woman on the floor said up at him.
"... You mean you're not a girl...that's fucking gross dude get a haircut" Kyubbi said over Naruto.
"Of coarse I'm a girl, do I look like a guy?" she demanded.
"But you just said..." Kyubbi started before Naruto cut him off. "Shut the fuck up both of you"
"Ok girl where did you come from and what are you doing here?" Naruto asked.
"Hey don't blame this on me I didn't know that this body already had two demons in it or I wouldn't have possessed him ok" she paused for a smile "who would have thought that three demons could fit in one body huh strong kid".
"Hes not a demon" Kyubbi said dully "and I am not fit to possess anyone in case you haven't noticed the cage...there's a cage, it's a bit of a mess but its home" he continued sarcastically.
"Ok if he isn't a demon what is he doing here, who is he and what the fuck" she said looking bewildered.
"Holy shit why are you talking about me like I'm not here if you haven't noticed I am kinda the boss in this place" Naruto said with a tint of anger.
"You're the boss? Are you kidding? Look at that motherfucker he huge, he has nine tails, teeth the size of your body and..." Naruto cut her off "...and he's in a cage in my stomach and unless you want to join him then keep lipping up" Naruto bluffed.
Naruto heard Kyubbi sniggering behind him but didn't fail to miss the look of dread on the girl's face.
"You cant do that if I stay in the same body to long we will both die" she said thinking this would be leverage "your body wouldn't be able to handle the demon chakra getting pumped into your system".
Naruto thought about this for a second before he had an idea.
"Hey Kyubbi what's the chances of this demon's chakra killing me?" he yelled over his shoulder.
Kyubbi growled "No chance your body is to resistant to it now you wouldn't even get a headache".
He chuckled at the look on the girl's face.
"Tell me why I shouldn't kick your ass out of my mind" Naruto said evenly.
The girl looked lost for a second before answering with a dark grin "Because I ain't just a soul I have a body as well and right now its connecting itself with your body remember that snake you picked up, My puppet, and I'm working it into your body right now so you do as I say and turn over your body and mind over to me or ill just kill you and leave, bite someone else and find another host".
"Puppet?" Kyubbi asked
"Yep" She said cheerily "It reacts to demon taint. If you take the soul out of an animal or human then it becomes a puppet that you can control by putting your own chakra through its pathways and moving the body. The only problem I find is that by putting Demon chakra through its system it Changes the body to suit the Chakra, it turns things all demon-y which makes it hard to travel unnoticed"
"Before you take over my body can I ask you something?" Naruto asked innocently.
"Ok as a last wish I guess" she smiled as she saw him giving in.
"Do you have a more demon-y form of are you always a hottie?"
"Well actually I do" She said and changed into a six foot demon with six arms and a snake tail.
Naruto decided his course of action swiftly leaping forward quickly and driving a kunai at the face of the demon who managed to dodge only for the kunai to slice right through her arm making it fall to the ground only to dissolve into green smog and slide across the floor and into the seal on Kyubbi's cage.
Naruto felt a new rush of sickly Chakra running through his body almost making him convulse. It was insanely painful but was gone after a second and Naruto rose again, not even remembering falling to the floor to see the demon still screaming over her missing arm.
Naruto thought that a demon would have higher tolerance to pain before realising; she was a possessing demon so she had properly never been in physical pain before.
Naruto let out a breath he didn't know that he was holding. He was a little nervous about fighting a demon because... it was a demon.
Zoning back in on the fight he got into full battle mode ready to kill hearing Kyubbi shouting encouragement in the background and even going as far as trying to sing 'smack my bitch up' in a deep voice. Naruto supposed that if you're a blood thirsty demon to not get to see a fight in more than a decade when you finally got to see one you got excited...overly so.
Naruto ran forward as the demon made a move to run away from him she followed her as she backed up further and further until she hit a hard metal object and felt hot breath on her neck turning slowly the was looking in the mouth of a huge fox.
"You shouldn't have threatened my host bitch" The Fox grinned.
The female demon didn't even had time to scream before the Kyubbi slammed his paw down on her head with enough force to cover the surrounding area with green goo.
Naruto saw the green goo moving towards the seal.
"Ahh get fuc" Naruto started but ended screaming in pain before passing out.
He woke in the sewers again and straight away seeked out the Kyubbi's den. He heard the Kyubbi laughing even before he walking in and saw his passed out body on the ground.
"Well that was pretty fucked up" Naruto said sitting on his unconscious body "and this is just disturbing".
Kyubbi stopped laughing for a second "funny as shit though" before roaring with laughter again this continued for a while before Kyubbi calmed down and was about to say something only for Naruto to wake up face down on the ground.
He got up gingerly "I sat down to hard" He said painfully but to Kyubbi amusement.
"What's got you in a good mood" Naruto asked.
"I smashed that girl something cruel" he grinned with pride.
"Your a fuckwit you know that right" Naruto laughed.
Naruto woke with a start to see someone standing at the end of his bed.
"Jiraiya" Naruto droned "what have I told you about sneaking into little boys rooms. That's illegal. Paedophiles are bad".
"Naruto we have to talk…hang on. What? No, I'm not a paedophile. Shut up idiot" Jiraiya said with a start.
"Well the evidence points to differ" Naruto said with a smile.
"Ok I think I might kill you today" Jiraiya said but was clearly amused by Naruto's antics "What the hell happened between you and team 7 you do realise it is illegal to teach ninja techniques to a citizen right? That means I can't train you until the suspension is over".
"No way that's bull shit!" Naruto said angrily.
"Yeah its bull shit but its true" Jiraiya said grimly "But hooray good news I can take this time to get rid of my next excursion so in a month when I get back I have time to train you full…Maybe…It depends if you're a good boy" He said now looking bright.
"And on a completely unrelated topic to me not training you because its illegal and wrong I lost one of my jutsu scrolls at the bottom of the hot spring, the girls hot spring mind you and I simply do not have time to go get it I hope its there when I get back from my trip because it's a good scroll perfect for someone with a high chakra capacity to use" Jiraiya continues scratching his head and walking out of the apartment "cya kid".
"That boy had been licking too many toads. What a wack job" Naruto muttered.
"I heard that" shouted Jiraiya poking his head round the corner "I assure you they are not toads but respectable members of the community" before disappearing again.
"What… YOU SICK TOAD BASTARD" Naruto screamed after him hearing laughter in return.
roboguy45- its coming I assure you, every one will get there comeuppance.
Jghetrick- hope you liked this one it answers the snake Question but it's not the end for the snake puppet they will become a major point of the story.
Personal thanks to roboguy who reviewed all of my chapters so far.
Lachlan.