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Midnight's fade
Chapter 5
Naruto figured that the whole getting the scroll thing won't be that much of a problem it couldn't be that hard really but as Naruto got dressed he found that there was something blocking his shirt from getting on him. A quick look over his shoulder uncovered that he had a snake half burrowed into his back laying limply by his side dead Naruto thought at first glance but saw it breathing slowly by his side.
Naruto grimaced 'Pulling that out is gonna be painful as a bitch didn't that demon chick say I could die if I pulled it out' Naruto thought 'maybe I should sleep on it and ask Kyubbi what to do with it' but he soon remembered what the demon had said and he slowly tried pumping chakra into the snake filling its coils until they were full then he tried moving the chakra around only for the snake to flail around erratically way to sensitive to his every move Naruto having to concentrate extremely hard just to get it to get it to do what he wanted.
Having a cunning plan he slowly drew on the kyubbi's chakra and pushed that into the snake only for the snake to creep into his body slowly leaving nothing but a small red mark where it had been.
"That's not good" Naruto thought aloud "not good at all" He would have rathered the snake out side his body not inside but he guessed as long as it wasn't half and half he should be alright Kyubbi didn't want to kill him... he hoped, so he wouldn't use the snake against him.
He lit up a smoke and began walking out of his apartment controlling the smoke shifting his chakra around it as he blew it out of his mouth forming odd shapes gradually getting more and more complex before long he was standing outside the bathhouse.
Naruto found that looking for the scroll at the bottom of the women's spa was harder than you would first assume... mainly because of the women beating the living fuck out of him constantly even though Naruto tried to explain but "there's a scroll at the bottom of the spa and my sensei told me I need to get it" just doesn't work the way it use to.
He tried sneaking in and going in as henge but that didn't work and he tried running in with clones but they got dispelled quickly and he got his ass handed to him quick as hell.
soon enough a battered Naruto lay outside the bathhouse with a smoke sitting in his mouth blowing out a fox and making it run around his head and coming up with his next idea when Ino walked past going into the bath house stopped then turned and stared at Naruto.
"Fucken what?" Naruto said without looking at her.
Ino tilted her head "what are you doing sitting outside the bathhouse?"
"Im picking up chicks" Naruto said with a grin.
"And why are you smoking?" Ino asked
"Helps me pick up chicks".
"Does it work"?
"Your talking to me aren't you? It must work" Naruto grinned.
"Nope doesn't work very well" Ino said with a smile.
"What if I hold the smoke like this" and he had it hanging out the side of his mouth and looking at her through his pangs.
"Umm... that's better but still no dice" Ino laughed.
"Dam I knew I should of brought the guitar instead this sucks" Naruto said putting the cigarette out on his hand and flicking it out away and getting up "Wanna do me a favor?"
Ino grinned "If it's what I think it is your buying me a drink first".
Naruto laughed "Ok ill buy you a drink first and then you go to the women's bathhouse and get the scroll from the bottom of the spa".
"Don't bother just wait here" Ino said as she walked into the bathhouse coming out two minutes later with a scroll in hand "Here is your scroll" she threw the scroll into his lap.
Naruto grinned eagerly as he loved learning new jutsus only to find the scroll was so wet the paper fell apart in his hands.
"Son of a bitch" Naruto swore loudly "when jiriya gets back im going to rip out his eyes and skull fuck him to death".
"Wow...that's dark" Ino just turned and waved over her shoulder "C'ya Naruto".
"Yeah whatever" Naruto said still in a shitty mood.
"Nice threads by the way, very cool" She said as she disappeared around the corner.
Naruto shook his head "Weird girl" he said to himself as he got up and walked off.
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Naruto headed out of the village and into one of the training grounds sitting in the middle he started pulling out hairs and charging Chakra through it and throwing it away trying to build his chakra control by making small explosions but after getting that down pat he started trying to put more and more into it compressing the chakra and making bigger and bigger explosions.
"What are you doing at this ninja training ground civilian?" Said a familiar voice behind him.
"wow isn't it about time for your daily session of cutting yourself and crying over the fact that you will never be able to resurrect your clan because you like men more than women huh Sasuke?" Naruto said wittingly.
Naruto felt the air shift around him as he spun and faced Sasuke standing behind him.
"Fight me dobe!" Sasuke said forcefully walking over to Naruto and trying to push him only for Naruto to side step him and push him sideways.
"Man fifty million sperm and you were the fastest...that's fucked" Naruto said before laughing.
"Who do you think you are I am an Uchiha you don't even have a family you cant beat me" Sasuke pretty much screamed.
"Your nothing but a name, no-one would give a shit about you if you weren't an Uchiha you would just be some emo fuck-monkey who cant fight his way out of a paper bag much less beat a civilian in a fight now enough of this yammer if your going to fight me then lets fucking rock if not im a busy guy who doesn't want to have to cover his ass when your watching me train just in case you get a little...frisky" Naruto said calmly getting into a fighting stance and liting a smoke in his mouth.
Sasuke quickly ran through seals familiar to Naruto before shouting "Kage bushin no jutsu" and creating five bushins all running towards Naruto who just grinned ferally "Wow that was original you think of that yourself" before summoning ten of his own clones who quickly dispatched Sasuke's clones.
"You really think you could beat me with my own move dickwad" before charging towards Sasuke one on one.
Naruto slid between the strikes that Sasuke threw at him finding that after spending so much time with Anko and Ikibi he seemed to be finding weak spots a lot easier were the old Naruto would strike whenever the opportunity presented itself he now found that he seemed to linger on the weak body parts like the joints or soft tissue.
Sasuke could beat him and he knew it. With the sharingan and his ability to copy the moves that Naruto threw at him he didn't stand a chance but Naruto figured the one thing that the sharingan couldn't copy was Naruto's pure maliciousness and brutality on the combat field.
This fight was going to be more than interesting.
As Naruto was figuring all this out Sasuke was throwing punch after punch hoping to get a lucky shot on him but to no avail.
Naruto's eyes seemed to finally focus on Sasuke as he waited for the wrong move.
All this time fighting and Naruto finally saw what put the rookies apart from the real ninjas, they fought to kill instead of win, winning was not what was important in a fight they didn't fight to incapacitate or even injure people That was a second option first was to survive and to do that you had to eliminate your enemies and if you killed them then there was no chance of them getting back up. But Naruto couldn't kill Sasuke... not yet at least.
Sasuke was surprised as Naruto's hand shot up to catch Sasuke's fist after a slight over extension.
It was a small mistake but it had been what Naruto had been looking for.
Naruto's fist shot up to catch right on the socket of Sasuke's arm dislocating his shoulder before shooting his foot forward and snapping Sasuke's knee backwards with a sickening snap.
Sasuke opened his mouth to scream but Naruto's fist shot forward crushing his throat before a sound could be uttered and then grabbed the bottom jaw of Sasuke's open mouth and slamming his forehead into Sasuke's nose breaking both the nose and jaw at the same time before dropping the whimpering body to the ground.
Naruto looked upon the withering body when a thought hit him, this all came from a single small mistake. He could have killed Sasuke for just over extending his arm in a fight.
Naruto had to train and make sure that this never happened to him out 'on the job'.
Naruto left Sasuke by himself and found a new training ground to train at which he did with reborn vigor finally understanding the dangers of the battlefield fully.
"What's a boy like you doing in a place like this?" Naruto heard a familiar voice behind him yet again.
"Why wont people let me train in peace" Naruto thought to himself as he turned to face the new challenge.
Ok not one to bitch or moan but how did I only get one fucking review.
If im going through the effort of writing this all out for you, you could at least review.
Fuckers.
Except roboguy45 your alright.
Signed Lachlan.
My bad taste joke of the week is
Q "how do you get one hundred babies into a bucket"
A "blender"
Q "how do you get them out again"
A "Doritos"