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here's chapter twelve, not much, just a sort of... preview for the next chapter.

school is keeping me busy, and i had an easy day today, so i typed this up...

Ulquiorra

Dear Bill,

Day four

Haha, Grimmjow fails.

So we were down by the pool (YES emo people exist in the pool area. Geez) because there was this back to school party crap thing (school is tomorrow by the way. Grimmjow thinks it's the day after) with a barbecue (ew) and preppy whores (ugh) and the JoBlow fans (gross). It was like a little bonding session or something. Uber lame, those NEVAR work, ya kno?

I liek teh parenthesis.

Anyways, Dame and I told Grimmjow that there were bats in the building next to us, and that they came to the pool to drink the water. He got so goddamned scared, and he looked around to see if there were any. So while he looked away, we put some jalapeno peppers into his pizza. Haha, it was great. He was eating it, and suddenly he was screaming about needing water, so we gave him a glass of Coke. Oh my god, that was epic. He tried to use the Coke, but everyone knows it doesn't help. So we just kept handing him glasses with other things of carbonated soda in it, you know, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, A&W, Sunkist… etc.

And I guess he got sick from all that confusion so he went to the bathroom and threw up. Ha.

Aside from that, I had a piece of really gross pizza. I hate barbecue, and I hate pizza that requires you to siphon off the grease before you eat it. D:

There are no emo girls at school. Just our group of emo guys, and everyone wants to hit them. Wait, no. There's one emo girl, and she's fat and ugly and still tries to wear the short emo skirts. Ugh.

There are slutty girls from the volleyball team and cheerleaders, the works. They wear those short miniskirts or shorts, and tight, low cut tank tops and tube tops. It's kind of pathetic, how they whore themselves out to the world.

Do they keep their brains in their… hands or something? Like… they must lose brain cells when they hit that volleyball. Or maybe it was in their noses, and they sneezed it out.

Haha, it was so funny, they're redoing the field or something, and they were digging this hole in the ground, and there was this OLD dude. Well, not old, but… you know. And he was driving along the edge of the pit and suddenly his tractor turned into it or something. And we could see him, because it had one of those open things, and his face was all, OH SHIZNITS NOOOO!!

Ha. It was le funneh.

I swear… Grimmjow is gonna be one of those people.

Grimmjow

Dear Diary,

I'm wet D':

Well, I was…

But still! So today, I went to a party and ate way too much hot stuff and kept drinking stuff that made it worse.

And then I got pushed into the pool. It made me sad):

When do we get to go home?

Oh well, so now it's later, and everyone is sleeping out here (whoever was left) with sleeping bags or playing video games… I think I'll go play some, too.

But Ulquiorra is playing, too.

I hope I have enough spine to challenge him to a game of something…

Wish me luck, I'm going now! Sorry for not writing much, but I'm still brain-dead from all that spicy food.

-Grimmy

A:N

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