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Midnight's fade
Chapter 5
Naruto thought about what had lead to him laying on the ground pulling chunks of metal out of his skin and putting them all in a pile.
FLASHBACK
"What's a boy like you doing at a place like this?" Naruto heard a voice behind him.
"Obviously waiting for a girl like you to come find me" Naruto replied to Tenten as she stepped out from behind a tree.
"You're on my training spot" Tenten said grimly obviously not pleased with him being there "And you're a civilian so you shouldn't be out here at all".
"I've been hearing that a lot today which is odd. Can't we all just be friends" Naruto said with a big smile.
"No I don't think so when your stealing my training spot, I'm going to come back in twenty minutes and if your still here your dead" Tenten said with authority.
Naruto continues to smile "well if you come back and I'm dead then it's hardly my fault that I haven't left your training spot you should cut me some slack".
Tenten turned and started to walk away before she heard him shouting.
She turned to hear Naruto say "NICE BUNS". She only allowed herself a moment of hesitation before she shot into action throwing a kunai straight at Naruto expecting him to move only to cope it right in the shoulder.
"Ow what the fuck girl? That fucking hurt" Naruto complained pulling the kunai out of his shoulder.
"You were supposed to move idiot" Tenten in a slight panic after seeing the blood coming out of Naruto's shoulder. You could get into a lot of trouble for harming civilians even if there were probationed ninja's.
"Yeah well I didn't. fuck girl I really like this shirt this fucking sucks" Naruto said looking pretty pissed off.
"Yeah well I said I was sorry… hang on what? Aren't you annoyed that I threw a kunai at you?" Tenten asked obviously confused
"Annoyed? I'm not annoyed I'm fucking pissed off is what I am this shirt cost me a mint".
"Your bleeding pretty bad from your shoulder and your worried about a shirt? You're a fucking psycho".
"I'm a psycho? I ain't the one throwing around knives you're the fucking psycho plus my shoulder is going to heel but my fucking shirt isn't" Naruto said taking of his shirt and wiping of the blood showing smooth skin underneath.
"You've healed already. That's amazing".
"Yeah yeah whatever" Naruto said poking his finger through the whole in his shirt "Fuck I hate my life".
"We should be training partners!" Tenten said with conviction.
"With a bloodline limit like yours I wouldn't have to worry about hitting you and you could work on your speed and agility and we wouldn't have to stop training to heal because you heal automatically".
Tenten was almost giddy with excitement over the concept of a moving training dummy.
"That sounds like fun I guess I always like training just don't hit me in the head I think that might kill me but I've never tried it" Naruto said in a thinking pose.
"And your never allowed to mention my hair again" Tenten said shaking her retrieved and bloody kunai at him.
"Your hair when did I mention your hair?" Naruto asked confused.
"You said nice buns I'm very self-conscious of my hair".
Naruto started to laugh "Tenten honey, I wasn't talking about your hair I was talking about your ass".
Naruto continued to laugh until he felt a sharp pain in his hand looking down he found a kunai sticking out it.
"Fuck ya I didn't say go" Naruto shouted as he started to run off around the training grounds
FLASHBACK
"Well that was fun" Tenten said as Naruto pulling out the last of Tenten's weapons and throwing it to the ground in front of her.
"No it wasn't it fucking hurt" Naruto said grimly.
"Don't be a sissy come on ill buy you a beer" Tenten said with a smile.
"You drink beer. What kind of girl drinks beer?"
"The fun type of girl that's who" Tenten said with a laugh as Naruto pulled out one of his smokes and lighting up as they walked off.
They only made it a few steps before an ANBU showed up.
"Mr. Uzumaki?" The ANBU questioned.
"That's me" Naruto said blowing out his smoke over Tenten's face making her choke and gag.
"The hokage wishes to see you immediately" the ANBU said.
Naruto knew what was coming next and he was not looking forward to it.
He would find it hard to explain to Tsunade how he got suspended and furthermore why Sasuke said he tried to kill him. This would be almost as painful as his training session with Tenten.
"Ok lets rock" Naruto shouted leaving a still choking Tenten.
"I'll see you tomorrow love, same time same place" Naruto said over his shoulder as he jumped off with the ANBU towards the hokage's tower.
"Explain" was the first thing Tsunade said to Naruto when he walked into the room.
"Well I never paid attention in sex Ed how was I suppose to know that you are suppose to use a condom" Naruto replied.
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"You're joking right" Tsunade questioned hopefully.
"Err" Naruto said quite unsure "yes?"
"Oh good I don't think I like the thought of your children running around" Tsunade said obviously relieved.
"Ok well if that's all I'll leave" Naruto said heading towards the door.
"Ok bye… no wait that's not what I even called you about".
"Fuck" Naruto swore with his hand on the door knob "so close".
"What's this I hear about you getting suspended?"
"Well I got suspended after a…altercation with Kakashi" Naruto said nodding his head grimly.
"You do realize that I can't get you out of this without the council's vote?"
"Is that why Sasuke didn't get suspended after he came back from the valley of the end?"
"Yep as long as he is in Konaha he is under the full protection of the council" Tsunade said slowly.
"Which brings me to my next point Sasuke is in the hospital with some nasty wounds right near where my ANBU caught you training. Do you know anything about that?"
Naruto faked being worried "Sasuke-kun is hurt is he ok? I'm so upset".
"No you're not"
"Yep your right I don't really care but I did see him using kage bushin so maybe he went over the top and hurt himself. Did he finger anyone?" Naruto said more calmly then he was.
"He couldn't, not that he would anyway I think he's embarrassed that someone beat him in a fight because he has a shattered jaw that had to be wired shut he can't talk for a while at least but he should be up and running in about a week if he gets good medical treatment and of course he will because he is an Uchiha" Tsunade noted.
"Is this a warning or just plain information?" Naruto asked.
"you can take it however you want to it's a little bit of both I guess you need to watch what you do in this village when the councils out to get you. You need to remember that I can't help you if they get the strange urge to kill you but they need the whole councils vote before they do and they only have about half of them at the moment but if you give them a good reason the others will change quickly and without hesitation".
Seeing the look on Naruto's face he continued "you really think that the hokage is absolutely power in the village? The council came together because all the clans said they would leave if they could not have a say in shaping Konaha. It started with the Uchiha and Hyuga clans and each other clans followed not wanting to be left out of this grand plan so they joined in and then we had the council.
So my father gave them useless big name responsibilities and one of them is the execution of ninja's that commit crimes because he thought that we wouldn't have someone like you. Hated to the point that the council would try and kill you just to get you out of the principle of having the Kyubbi sealed safely in your stomach".
Naruto thought about this. The council couldn't move against him unless he did something really really stupid "is that all baa-Chan? I have training to do".
"By training do you mean thinking" Tsunade said after seeing his thoughtful look.
"That's right and by thinking I mean drinking it's a vicious thing but someone has to do it and I can step up and save some other unfortunate person having to do it in my place".
"I think you're a little young to be drinking".
"If you're old enough to kill your old enough to fuck and if you're old enough to fuck then you're definitely old enough to drink" Naruto laughed.
Tsunade paused for a moment and then started to laugh "that is the best excuse ever I wish I had thought of that at your age".
"Well its mine now and you can't use it" Naruto joked.
"Please like I need an excuse to drink do you know how old I am" seeing Naruto open his mouth she broke in "that isn't a Question that you are meant to answer".
"I was taught to always answer someone's questions when they ask" Naruto replied.
"Well you were taught wrong you sneaky little bastard now get out of my office before I kick you over to Suna" Tsunade said with a laugh.
"Hey don't get up you might break a hip" Naruto said before running out the door followed by a sake bottle then a chair then the whole desk.
"Time to hit the pub" Naruto said walking into the sun with a smile on his face.
Naruto sat in the pub beer in hand waiting for the place to fill up with his friends.
He knew that he should be out training but he had a long day and was fucking tired and was sick of having pointy things thrown at him after his training with Tenten but as Murphy's Law commands he soon found himself at the pointy end of a kunai.
"I know it was you that hurt my Sasuke-kun" screeched a pink haired demon of hell.
"But Sakura surely you don't think I am strong enough to hurt someone as mighty as your Sasuke-kun?" Naruto answered pleasantly as Kakashi stepped up besides Sakura.
"Of course you couldn't hurt him-"
"Then it couldn't off been me could it" Naruto cut in.
"Now you listen" said Kakashi putting grabbing Naruto who still had his back to him on the shoulder as Sakura seeing her moment jumped forward to hit him only for Anko to who had just walked in to grab her by the hair and throw her head first into the bar.
"Having trouble with this whore bag Naru-kun" Anko chimed with a sadistic grin.
Naruto laughed "yeah thanks for the help Anko".
Kakashi, seeing Sakura's demise attempted to rush Anko only to find his hand was stuck.
Looking down he saw that a snake was coming out of Naruto's shoulder and wrapping itself around his arm and quickly going for his throat latching on with razor sharp fangs.
The whole room froze as Naruto spoke "this is my pet snake she is really fucking poisonous and if you so much as twitch wrong and she will pump more poison into you then is necessary to kill a thousand people now are you going to leave or am I going to have to kill you".
Kakashi's kunai slid out of his hand and fell to the floor with a clang.
The snake slowly and almost reluctantly slid back inside Naruto.
Kakashi grabbed Sakura and headed towards the door.
"Oh and Kakashi" Naruto said softly as Kakashi turned around to face him"if you ever try and hurt Anko again I will rip out your sharingan eye and skull fuck you to death" Naruto grinned sadistically before going back to his beer while Anko slid into the seat beside him.
FIN
Ok I know that it was a short chapter but I just wanted to clear some things up before the story gets into full swing.
Next chapter explains the snake and has the second mission and you will find out what happens with this Sasuke thing.
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