asdjkl i finally uploaded it. I had this written for some time now, but due to my general laziness, it wasn't put up.
Ulquiorra
Dear Bill,
Day five
Wowow... ahaha looks like a smiley: owo. Or wOwOw
Whatever, I don't get it.
Anyhoo, school. Is. Stupid.
We started out with those lame introductions, and that was for SEVEN fucking classes. Seven. Seriously. Of course, it's because it's a seven period schedule, but still!
And then, during C period, the math teacher let this one guy do a problem with his cool tablet thing (those things are hax). But then he was all, don't press that button on the side. Or you'll explode.
And then I smiled.
Oh my god, I was sooooo freaked out D:
I thought my face was going to break!
No, seriously. The only reason I have no facial expressions is that I'm afraid my face will break if I do. But I'm emotional, really. :D
Haha, anyways, Grimmjow wasn't in any of my classes. Too dumb :/
And then, my chem teacher decided he would blow up a plastic bottle and everything… Oh. My. God.
I love that man.
Well, the down side: homework. Of the human species. And I've… no idea how to do it! You'd think I'd have learned all this crap because I'm like… hundreds of years old, but no.
In other words… what THE fuck are asymptotes??? And what is the Heisenberg whatever uncertainty principle? How am I supposed to know how to tell the difference between an ionic formula and a molecular one???
Ugh.
It doesn't help that I'm German, either… shouldn't I be good at this? B(
And the only pwnage I got to do was ass raping some random guy at dodge ball.
But then some guy -ahem- jock socked me in the back of the head. I went OUT, and they carried me to my next class.
Basically, only thing I'm not failing at is Spanish and History… I remember watching all that crap, DUR-HUR. And I fucking speak Spanish. Yo soy muy smartoso y feliz.
No seriously.
Haha, I skated to schooooool, so proud of myself :D
I didn't fall down at all.
Anyways… I dunno. Should I try out for a sport? Maybe, maybe not? Don't want to be a jock, though… ha, screw it, I'm not gonna do it.
Grimmjow
Dear Diary,
I wonder where everyone is…
I woke up this morning and no one was around, so I went outside and all I saw were adults going to work. Huh…
Well, I went inside and watched TV for a while, and I'm doing that right now… seriously, it's nine, where is everyone?
Ulquiorra
Dear Bill,
Llorz, I went by Grimmjow's house after school and he was all, where have you been? And I was all, SCHOOL, DIPSHIT.
And he FLIPPED.
That made my day, seriously. I lol'ed. It was hilarious, I didn't even have to stay to know he pissed his pants or something…
Anyways, I ate some yogurt when I got home. Plain is the best, don't argue, bitch. Only I was using a spork and it somehow got caught on my lip ring and hurt like a bitchfuckinghell…
I got my own iPod, It's this little thing called a Nano. Hella cute, I'm afraid I'll break it. but I synced it, too. But I still like to listen to Damian's. and NO goddammit, I'm not gay D:
We're working on homework right now, there isn't much left. Apparently, seniors don't have much, but I have a feeling Chem AP is going to get a lot worse. I knew Biology was easier…
Grimmjow
Dear Diary,
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh D':
I know why no one was around today!
Today was school! The first day! I missed the first day of school!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Stay cool, stay cool. You're tough, you can pull through this
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I'M ON SO MUCH TROUBLE ):
I can't believe no one told me! not even my friends! They didn't tell me a thing D:
And now I'm sad.
I think I'll have some peanut butter. I need it, majorly.
Ugh, back from food. I'm going to eat this whole thing of peanut butter.
And then I'll go out and see what I can do about Ulquiorra. I think he's winning by… nine or something.
*sobs*
I dunno what I'm going to do now… tomorrow will be better.
I seriously wish the Japanese weren't such pedophiles, too. Porn is… like… a minefield now. Of epic proportions.