Hello hello, i'm uploading again.

ok, un message importante. or not really, but i care D:

i got a review that brought my attention to the general "overdoing it" qualities of this fic. rereading, i realized, boy did i write some stupid things.

anyhow... thanks for the advice, i'd hate to keep making the same mistakes. and thanks for the review that totally spawned the plot bunny of this chapter. moar liek a rant.

Ulquiorra

Day SIX. Asdfjkl one more fucking day and I can go home!!!

Dear Bill,

Rofl

I think I might DIE of shame.

So, Damian and such decided it would be funny if we, instead of sulking around a street corner we go crush the Twilight movie premiere.

Sounds like a good, reasonable idea. I was all for it, because there's nothing I hate more than Stephanie Meyer's thesaurus rape.

BUT, one does not simply lulz their way into this Mordor. We had to go buy fan merch and go two hours early for tickets and seats directly in the middle of the theatre.

There. We had to buy FAN merch. Sick, and nasty. I despise that crap, it was TERRIBLE going into that store, with all the seven year olds setting themselves up for disappointment and twelve year olds who cannot comprehend better literature than Twilight muck…

Urgh.

I just threw up a little in my mouth thinking about it.

Well, anyways. When we were all twilight fans again, we went down to the theatre and sat smack in the middle. Then came the hard part, watching hordes of nasty, giggling fangirls come stampeding in, screaming team Jacob or something… utter. Shit.

So, once the theatre was packed to a bursting point, the movie started. All I saw was more and more Mary Sue and Gary Stu frolicking in their precious fields. With sparkles.

I puked for real just writing that.

Ugh, but seriously, I could hardly sit still. Oh my God, I was soosososososososooooooo happy when Damian decided everyone was catatonic enough for us to disturb the peace.

So we stand up and start screaming about Bella being a pathetic Mary Sue, Edward (century old virgin) being a gay-ass twink who douses himself in confetti every morning, and Jacob being a furry. It was fun. They were shouted some more about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Spike.

All in all, wearing the clothes was sooo worth the looks on those fans faces. Ha.

And then we got kicked out, no surprises there. B(

I decided to vent my anger by ensuring my winning the bet and shoving a couple of retards' heads into the fountain.

Grimmjow

Dear Diary,

YAAAAAAYYYYYYY

I WATCHED TWILIGHT TODAY :D

I looooooove Twilight. Stephanie Meyer is soooooo amazing! And I hope I sound cooooooollll evennn thoughhhh I'm writing likeeeee a stupid internet whoooooreeeeee.

I should try writing in aLt CaPs

Never mind

Sigh…

But Edward and Bella are such a cute couple. I mean, Bella needs some love, and Edward needs some blood. But he's so dreamy, such a hot guy. Rob Patterson, I mean. Sososo hott.

But you know who I saw there?

I saw Ulquiorra with a friend, and they were saying meenie things about Twilight. It makes me sad, I'm glad they left or I would have cried.

And I don't want to cry, it's too happy to cry now! D:

Anyways, if you couldn't tell, I am soooooo Team Edward. I mean, he and Bella are MADE for each other. It's just so cute!!!!11!!

And the plot is really complex too, it's so exciting. The characters are sooooo real, and there are so many hard words.

I think this is better than Harry Potter.

On the way out of the theatre, I saw Ulquiorra and his friend again, hanging around buying tickets to Saw V.

Scary T.T

But when he turned around and saw me, he chucked a penny at my head. T.T

So sad, why is he so meeeaaaannn?

I'm not sure what else happened besides this. IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT

Maybe I'll watch it again :D

Byessss,

Grimmjow

P.S. There were two random people lying facedown in the fountain. It was really scary!

A:N

I hate Twilight, writing Grimmjow's entry made me sick. but that's just my opinion, i'm not here to make it yours.

a few more chapters, i'm getting sick of it, and i'm sure you all are, too.