Sanderson

Jorgen announces the results of the Fairl Idol contest. Sanderson the Pixie is the winner, much to the surprise of many fairies.

"Sanderson, you won the contest!" Jorgen announces. "You're now a Fairy Godparent! How do you feel?"

"I am very excited, Mr. Von Strangle." Sanderson answers in a monotonous voice.

"Riiiiigggghhht." Jorgen sarcastically says. "Well, as you have agreed when you signed the contract entering the contest, you must abide Da Rules." Jorgen turns Sanderson's pointy cap into a crown and gives him a magic wand. "Unless you are sure something is not against Da Rules you must use a magic wand instead of your magic cell phone and you must grant wishes every once in a while or you'll suffer magical buildup. Now let's pick the unhappiest kid on Earth to be your godchild."

While Sanderson is about to be told who his godchild is, let's see what the Pixies expect from this.

Flashback begins:

"Sanderson, have you heard the news?" HP asks.

"Affirmative, HP. Cosmo and Wanda quit their job." Sanderson answers.

"Correct, Sanderson. And according to Da Rules, any wish-granting magical creature may apply for the vacancy. The winner will be chosen in a singing contest. You'll enter this contest and hopefully win. I hope the fairies enjoy rap." HP says.

"Why would I be interested in becoming a fairy?" Sanderson asks. "They're too colorful and funny to my taste."

"Hopefully you may convince a godchild to wish Fairy World to be ruled by Pixies, Inc." HP explains.

"Good idea, HP." Sanderson explains.

Flashback ends.

"Greetings, Chester McBadbat. I am Sanderson and I am your Fairy Godparent." Sanderson says in a monotonous greeting.

Chester turns his life back to normal and causes all the disasters he and Norm caused in the original episode. Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda followed their ex-godchild, Timmy Turner, back home. Chester eventually realizes the consequences of his wishes.

"You know, Chester? One good way to keep these disasters from happening is wishing Fairy World to be ruled by Pixies, Inc." Sanderson suggests.

"What are Fairy World and Pixies, Inc?" Chester asks, confused.

"Fairy World is the place where all Fairy Godparents live. Pixies, Inc. is a company of Pixies that tries to take over Fairy World and keep wishes under control to avoid those disasters. Just make the wish and no more disasters like that will occur." Sanderson explains.

"Fine, then I..." Chester prepares his wish.

Before Chester makes his wish, Timmy Turner, who overheard the conversation, rushes to stop him.

"Chester, Nooooooooooooo."

"Timmy, what's wrong?" Chester asks.

"Chester, the Pixies are the dullest magical creatures I ever met. If they take over Fairy World they won't grant any cool wishes." Timmy explains.

"Timmy, what do you know about magical creatures?" Chester asks.

Timmy tells Chester all about having Cosmo and Wanda as Fairy Godparents, how it ended because of Norm the Genie and how he prevented three of the Pixies' plans.

"Wait a minute, Timmy." Chester says. "If Sanderson is a Pixie, how could he be assigned as a Fairy Godparent?"

"Any wish-granting magical creature who wins the Fairy Idol becomes a fairy." Timmy explains.

"Timmy, I feel sorry for you. I wish you had your Fairy Godparents again." Chester says.

Cosmo and Wanda, who were floating next to Timmy, get a POOF.

"Yee-Haw!" The fairies says.

"Thanks, Chester." Timmy says. "But what about Norm?"

"I still have one wish from him but I don't need it since I have a "Fairy" Godparent." Chester explains.

"Actually, unlike the wishes granted by Fairy Godparents, the wishes granted by genies are rule-free but you must be careful since genies usually twist the wishes." Timmy explains.

"Sanderson, I wish Norm was here." Chester says.

With Norm POOFed there, Chester uses the third rule-free wish to obtain three more wishes, he then uses the first one to wish another Fairy Godparent instead of Sanderson, resulting in Juandissimo Magnifico becoming his new fairy. Chester uses the second wish to turn Sanderson into a Pixie again so he won't try to convince anybody to wish Fairy World to be ruled by Pixies and the third wish, under Timmy's suggestion, to obtain two cheesa and ham omelettes served in a plate. Timmy and Chester shared the omelettes. Norm is sucked back to the lamp and Juandissimo warns Chester about the secrecy rule.

"It's all right, Timmy. But what are we gonna do with this lava lamp?" Chester asks.

Jorgen BOOMs himself there.

"Timmy Turner, that clone of yours that Norm created might have saved your memory from being wiped clean but you'd better not expect this kind of luck next time you lose your Fairy Godparents." Norm warns and then sees the lamp. "Oh, a lava lamp? I love these things. It'll make a fine urinal cake."

THE END

Did you like this what if chapter? Please review. Do you want to see another winner for the Fairy Idol? If so, please tell me. I probably won't post another chapter until then.