Chapter 5: Cupid
"And the winner is, Cupid." Jorgen Von Strangle announces.
"I'm so gonna love this new job." Cupid comments.
"Don't forget your crown." Jorgen tells Cupid.
"Thank you, Jorgen." Cupid replies.
"Now let's see who the unhappiest chile on Earth is." Jorgen says as he turns on his tracking device. "Chester McBadbat. His father is in jail, he lost everything he had and the social service is sending him to live with a family that owns a banjo store."
"Wow, that's a really unhappy child." Cupid comments.
"Now, for the part I love the most." Jorgen says as he magically produces a 9-ball. "The part where I painfully place the puny fairy inside the 9-ball."
"Does it really have to be painful?" Cupid asks.
"No." Jorgen answers. "I just love bringing a puny fairy pain." And then he starts punching Cupid inside the ball.
Later, on Earth, a sad Chester sees a 9-ball falling in front of him. Cupid then leaves it. "Hi, Chester. I'm Cupid. Your Fairy Godparent." The words 'FAIRY GODPARENT' appear in red with red hearts around on a pink background.
"I wish my life was back to normal." Chester says and cupid then shoots an arrow to the ground, where a POOF cloud turns Chester's life back to normal.
"Cool." Chester exclaims. "What do we do now?"
"Well, I must grant wishes every once in a while or my body will suffer a magical buildup." Cupid explains. "No matter what you do, you mustn't tell anyone you have a Fairy Godparent or you'll lose me forever. And there are several rules placing limits on the kinds of wishes I can grant. Usually a fairy can't use magic to interfere with true love but, since I'm cupid, I'm allowed to. Is there any girl you'd be interested?"
"Yuck." Chester replies. "Girls give me the hives."
"I know." Cupid sadly replies. "Well, I must disguise myself as something that wouldn't call any unwanted attention around here. Any suggestions?"
"Well, you could disguise yourself as an opossum." Chester suggests.
Eventually, Chester has the bad ideas that would practically destroy the world and decides to wish Cupid to be Timmy's Fairy Godparent.
"Hello, Timmy." Cupid says. "I'm cupid, your Fairy Godparent."
"How lovely." Timmy sarcastically replies.
"Timmy, now you can wish Cosmo and I were your Fairy Godparents again." Wanda suggests.
"Yes." Cosmo adds. "Unless you decide to take advantage of the fact Cupid can tamper with true love to wish Trixie Tang to love you." He then sees Wanda glaring at him. "What?"
Timmy, of course, liked the idea. In the next morning, everyone in the bus is shocked at Trixie for allowing Timmy to sit with her. Even the bus driver is surprised.
At the classroom, Mr. Crocker can't help but notice something unusual. "Ms. Tang, are you paying attention at my class?"
"Uh, sorry, Mr. Crocker." Trixie replies. "I was distracted looking at my boyfriend Timmy."
"Trixie Tang declaring Timmy Turner to be his boyfriend?" Crocker asks. "There's only one logical explanation. Timmy Turner wished her to love him with help from his FAIRY GODPARENTS."
Chester gives a suspicious laugh as he knows it's truth. The other kids laugh as well.
"Cosmo, because of your stupid suggestion, Timmy won't wish us to be his Fairy Godparents again." Wanda complains. "What do we do?"
"Well, Jorgen is planning to open a Pizza + Duckazooka Parlor." Cosmo replies. "Maybe we can apply for jobs there."
"Cosmo, we're supposed to find a way to regain our godparenting jobs." Wanda angrily says.
"Like what?" Cosmo asks. "Appearing to Chester, telling him about the harm caused by Norm and then suggesting him to use the third genie wish to undo all damages?"
"Cosmo, I never thought I'd say it but, you're a genius." Wanda exclaims.
"Thank you." Cosmo replies and then realizes somthting. "Hey, what did you mean by 'never thought'?"
Later, at Chester's trailer, Cosmo and Wanda appear. "Chester?"
"Hey, I remember you from when I wished Cupid became Timmy's Fairy Godparent." Chester says. "You guys used to be Timmy's Fairy Godparents. What happened?"
Cosmo and Wanda then tell Chester all that Norm did. "Oh, no. What have I done?"
"What Norm wanted you to." Cosmo answers.
"Not anymore." Chester replies. "Nobody makes a fool of Chester McBadbat except for the school system, the Government and every girl I ever met. Where is Norm?"
Cosmo and Wanda then take Chester to him. "Norm, I wish everything to be the way it was before I found your stupid lamp."
Now Timmy has Cosmo and Wanda as his Fairy Godparents again, Trixie Tang no longer loves him and the world is turned back to normal.
"Guys, despite no longer having Trixie Tang, it's good to have you back." Timmy comments. "But what happened to Norm?"
"Well." Wanda answers.
Scene changes to Jorgen's home. "Wow, I must remember to send a thank you card to Cosmo and Wanda for my new urinal cake."
Thanks to acosta perez jose ramiro for suggesting Cupid. Honestly I thought I would no longer have original ideas but when I started working on the idea of Chester becoming godchild to a fairy who can interfere with love I realized its true potential. Please Review.
