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Chapter 6: Sweeney Sobs A Lot…
L: Easy now, hush love, hush.
S: (heavy breathing) CALM DOWN!
L: Don't distress yourself, what's your rush?
S: MY RUSH? MY RUSH? MY RUSH IS TO KILL PETER! Er, BEADLE!
L: Keep your thoughts nice and lush…wait.
S: Nice, eh? Blood is nice…Killing Peter…er, Beadle…is nice…razors are nice…
L: Hush, love, hush. Think it through.
S: (pouts) I already thought about it. And I want to kill the Beadle. And the Judge. And Anthony…Oh, wait, that's not part of the script. Damn. (pouts again)
L: Once it bubbles, then what's to do?
S: Once what bubbles? Am I missing something here?
L: Watch it close. Let it brew. Wait.
S: Let what brew? You're not a witch in this movie, you're a pie maker. A bad pie maker…
L: I've been thinking flowers…maybe daisies…
S: That…was random. And do I look like I want flowers?
L: To brighten up the room. Don't you think some flowers, pretty daisies, might relieve the gloom?
S: No. No, I do not. In fact, they would only die and make it gloomier. Hey, that's a cool idea. Dead daisies…I like it!
L: Ah, wait, love, wait.
Judge…brooding…blah, blah, blah…
L: Slow love, slow. Time's so fast.
S: Not fast enough! I wanna kill him now!
L: Now goes quickly – See; now it's past!
S: I don't get it.
L: Soon will come. Soon will last. Wait.
S: Is it only me, but does half of what comes out of her mouth not make sense?
L: Don't you know…
S: Know what?
L: Silly man…
S: Am not silly! Do I look silly to you? Is killing people silly?
L: Half the fun is to plan the plan.
S: Sure. Half. The other half of the fun is killing people!
L: All good things come to those who can wait…
S: Waiting? I waited a long time to come back home, and what good came to me? Lucy's dead, Johanna's living with a pedophile…How is this good? (realizes what he's said) (begins to sob)
L: Gillyflowers, maybe. Stead of daises…
S: (still sobbing) Why's it matter?
L: I don't know though…what do you think?
S: (still sobbing, begins banging head on the wall) Ow.
I know, it is short. But 'Wait' is a short song. Therefore, you get another song just one week after this one is posted! How's that for a compromise! Oh, and how many of you didn't think I was gonna update until October? Come on, be honest! I wanna take a poll and see who thought what, so tell me! Be brutally honest! OH, and…Does this mean you'll forgive me?