Hi there! Back after four moths T-T

This chapter was written by AgentOfTheDivineOne be sure to give proper credit!

No one owns Teen Titans besides DC comics T-T

Raven was walking down the hall of Titans tower in search of Geneva to tell
her about their latest trip for the sake of P. R. (The soaking of citizens
with a fire hose did not go over well)

And what was the reason for Raven being appointed to find her insane sister?
Well, let's just say it involved Beast Boy and a certain Cyborg with a camera
built into his eye.

Geneva? Geneva! Get your little butt down here!

(Geneva pops out of nowhere)

Hey Ravie!

Raven's right eyebrow twitched uncontrollably before she exploded in
four-red-eyed fury and shouted, "I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES NEVER TO CALL
ME RAVIE!"

"Sure thing Ravie!"

Raven quickly reverted to her old self before resigning herself to the
cruelty which was being Geneva's sister.

"I give up. Anyway, Robin wants us to go to an army base in order to show
our respect for the armed forces."

Geneva's eyes took on a childlike gleam of excitement and she was just about
to say something when Raven cut in.

"No, Geneva you can't play with the weapons."

Geneva's face fell and she kicked at the ground.

"Phooey."

"Let's get going." And with that Raven and Geneva both headed to the
T-Car. But what Raven didn't see was the maniacal gleam in Geneva's eye that
spoke of impending doom.

(1 hour and many choruses of "are we there yet" by Geneva later)

"And here we are at Fort Jump. Okay Titans, this is a military base so be
on your best behavior." Robin turned to Geneva. "That means you too."

"Fine Wonder Bread! I won't touch anything!"

Robin frowned at the blow to his ego, but nonetheless turned and walked into
the base where he was greeted by an officer.

"Greetings Titans, I'm Colonel Mustard. Welcome to Fort Jump. Please follow
me while we tour the base."

The Titans first stop was the armory where there was every type of hand-held
weapon imaginable present. Of course Geneva picked up an M-16 and tried to
fire it only to find it empty.

Colonel Mustard addressed the Titans, "We were told in advance about Geneva
and we have taken all conceivable precautions against her...curiosity."

Geneva turned to Raven and childishly stomped her foot while Raven smirked
and enjoyed the rest of the tour.

(30 minutes later)

The Titans now sat in the mess hall and were chowing down on pizza as per
usual. And it was only after they had eaten their fill that they realized
someone was missing. And they had only three seconds to realize how deep they
were before they heard an automated voice boom throughout the compound.

"Missile launched. All personnel please proceed to bunkers."

And so the Titans were herded off to the bunkers where they waited for the
all-clear signal to sound.

(5 minutes later)

The Titans emerged from the bunker to find that there was no mushroom cloud
nor any signs of destruction to the base, but before the Titans could breathe
a sigh of relief Geneva popped up again.

"Ravie!"

"I told you don't call me RAVIE! And where have you been? You could have
been hurt!"

Geneva smiled innocently, "Oh I was just playing with the fire works."

'Fireworks? Now what could she mean by...oh...no.'

Raven maintained her deadpan expression, but still had her teeth clenched as
she muttered out, "Geneva? Where did you send the missile?"

Geneva immediately became even more perky and said, "Oh I just sent it to
that guy Slade since he wouldn't give me my purple pizza with green pepperoni
and cookies."

The Titans all stared in shock at the seemingly oblivious girl. That is until
Robin's communicator started to beep.

"Hello?"

Slades face appeared on the screen and in the backround was his now smoking
lair.

"Alright Titans you win this time. But as cliches demand I will return!"

The communicator's screen went blank and Robin quirked an eyebrow in
confusion.

Raven: Well, that was random.

Robin: Yeah. Look, let's just forget this ever happened and head home okay
guys?

They all agreed except for Geneva who shouted, "I still don't have my
purple pizza with green pepperoni and cookies!"

Raven knocked Geneva out with a blow to the neck and the Titans headed home.

Be sure to give credit to AgentOfTheDivineOne!