SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe i'm so happy so here's somthing to celebrate for everyone! enjoy.

A smile crossed the red head's face as he spotted the huge mass of blonde. He raised himself up on his elbow, and brushed the golden hair. The door creaked open, and Konan stuck her head in. She clenched her fingers over her nose.

"Shhh…" Sasori put a finger to him mouth, then looked back at the blonde, rubbing his back,

"Would you like me to bring him some clothes?" She ask, words slightly muffled from her holding her nose.

"Yes please…" He turned all his attention back to the blonde, continuing to rub his back. Deidara started to stir, he turned his face towards him. Nothing was visible through the sheet of blonde. A blue eye cracked open, and broke through the gold. Sasori smiled, brushing the gold out of his face. He leaned down and captured his lips. Deidara's heart pounded in his chest. The images of last night returned. His cheeks turned red, and he could feel the blood pulse under his lips.

"I love you…" Sasori whispered in his ear. Deidara had dreamed of him saying that. It sent shivers down his spine to really hear it. Sasori kissed the hollow of the blondes ear,

"You know…I think I love you too un…" Sasori froze, pulling his mouth away. "Danna…?" He continued to stare off,

"Sasori-Danna?" Nothing, "I-I'm Sorry…I d-didn't mean…"Fear covered the blondes face. Sasori placed a finger over his lips, and smiled at him.

"Don't apologize…I just didn't think…you would…feel the same way…" Deidara nodded, and the smile on the red heads face grew. He leaned down and kissed him again, before laying his head on his chest, listening to his heart. Deidara began to aimlessly play with his hair,

"Ummmm…Everything about you…beautiful…"

"Isn't that cute?" Konan chirped. Deidara pulled the covers, trying to cover him. Sasori sat up, allowing the blonde to cover himself up. Konan laid the clothes on the end of the bed, smiling, and headed for the door,

"Oh, Akasuna, your grandma wants to see you today, and if you refuse to go, she will come here." Sasori growled as the blue haired women left. He hated that women…He dropped his head to his hands, and pulled at his hair. His mind pulled away from the blonde. Why would she want to see him now?

The bed creaked, yanking his attention to Deidara. He was standing beside the bed, pulling his pants on.

"Don't get dressed yet, stay with me?"

"You have to get ready un. Your grandma…" Sasori reached over, placing his finger over his lips. He jumped out of bed, standing as close to him as he could. His hand caressed the blonde's back.

"Don't talk about her…" he whispered in his ear, then attacked his neck. Deidara moaned against his finger. Sasori went to put his hand around the blonde, but Deidara caught it, placing his finger in his mouth, sucking on it. Sasori shivered, and moaned. He wished that mouth was somewhere else.

Sasori pulled his finger out, and crashed their lips together, pushing Deidara up against the wall. Deidara grunted as his back hit the wall, the workout from last night taking effect, but still kissed back. Deidara locked his arms around Sasori's neck, pulling him closer. Sasori pulled away, saliva still connecting their lips. The red head kissed up his jaw line, and down his neck.

"Danna…you have to…get ready un…"

"Screw her, I like you more." he kissed back up his neck, and to his mouth,

"Respect your elders un." Sasori sighed,

"Fine." Sasori made it very hard to dress him, with each step, Sasori took twenty minutes kissing and molesting the blondes neck. By the end of it, Deidara had plenty of love bits.

"So when are we going to see her un?" Sasori stopped in front of the door, turning to him,

"You are staying here, I don't want you near that lunatic. So please stay in my room, or the kitchen, promise me?"

"I promise un." Sasori smiled, and kissed him before leaving. Deidara sighed, and fell back on the bed.

"So what do you want old hag?"

"Oh red is that anyway to talk to the person who took you in and cared for you?" Sasori twitched,

"I'm leaving." he turned to walk away,

"I want to know who that girl was you were dancing with last night."

"Just a girl I met, is that it?"

"I have never seen her around here before, what's her name?"

"Deidara Gugashi."

"Where did you two go a halfway through the dance?"

"What are you getting at woman?"

"I want to meet her." Sasori shook his head, and headed to the door,

"I will bring her here tonight…"

"I also heard you got a new servant, I would like to meet them to, tonight." Sasori stopped at the door, Deidara couldn't pull that off.

"My servant is sick, that's why he couldn't come today." Sasori opened the door, and stepped out,

"Red I want to see both of them tonight."

"Whatever you old hag!" Everything was crumbling, could he really figure this out. He headed back to his room. Like a puppy, Deidara waited for his Danna to return. Deidara smile disappeared when he saw the look on Sasori's face,

"What's wrong Danna un." Sasori took a seat beside the blonde, and fell back on the bed. Deidara didn't really know what to do, yeah Sasori had said he loved him, but he was still scared to touch him without permission. Sasori opened his brown eye's and stared at him,

"You can touch me whenever you want." Deidara turned away. Sasori smiled, and caught a strand of stray hair. "Deidara will you do me a favor?" Deidara nodded, never looking back at him, "Will you go meet my grandma…" Deidara turned back and smiled,

"Of course un!"

"…You have to dress as a girl." The smiled fell. Of all the things in the world, Deidara never wanted to do that again. Deidara turned back around, hanging his head. Sasori set up and pulled him close,

"Please Dei-Chan, I will make it up to you I promise." Deidara glanced at him, "I'll let you pick it out."

"Danna…."

"You look fine." Deidara looked at himself in the mirror. He hated dresses, and this one had to be the worse. It was big, it was pink, and it was puffy. Sasori walked up behind him, and wrapped his arms around his waist, gently kissing his neck. "umm…I forgot to mark you…"

"Danna, your grandma un…" Sasori bit into his neck. His knees gave out. He locked on hand around the one on his waist and the other in the red hair. He moaned lightly,

"Danna…"

"Yes?" he whispered in his ear. Deidara glanced back in the mirror,

"How am I going to cover that up un?" Sasori brushed blonde over the mark,

"Now don't move it." A blur of orange busted through the door,

"Akasuna, we have a problem, Konan has to work tonight, and your grandma wants me there, who's going to pretend to be your new servant?" Sasori dropped his arms. Damn it all to hell! He glanced at Deidara,

"Can you do me another favor?"

"Oh, I'm glad to see my son finally getting along with women! He never much showed interest in them." Deidara smiled, trying to remember everything they went over on the way here.

"It's nice to meet you, Sasori has told me a lot about you." Deidara twitched, he hated not being able to say 'un.'

"Just ignore everything my grandson has told you, come in and have a seat, diner will be served soon, our cook is working short."

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!" Konan became a blue blur in the kitchen. "Why do I do this?" she cried.

Deidara sat at the table, talking like nothing, like he was a well rounded woman. Tobi stood by the table, what was he supposed to do anyways? Why did his grandma want him there?

"Red where is your new servant? I wanted to meet him."

"Oh, do you mind if I go powder my nose?"

"Oh of course hun, Tobi show her to the bathroom." Oh that's why he was there! As soon as they were out the door, they ran to the kitchen. Deidara threw the dress off, and pulled his hair into a bun, wiping the makeup off, and putting an apron on.

"He's helping Konan cook, I didn't want the doll to have a heart attack. Oh here he is." Deidara walked out,

"Tobi came and said you wanted me un." oh thank god he could have his 'un's' back!

"Oh red he is lovely! Where did you get him?"

"Itachi, he didn't want him anymore."

"He is just darling, do you have any education?"

"No un."

"how long have you been a servant?"

"Since I was five un. I'm sixteen now un."

"Hag let him get back to the kitchen, Konan's probably freaking out, you know how she is." he gave Deidara a little tap, sending him back to the kitchen.

Deidara walked through the door a few minutes later, glad it was over. He took his seat next to Sasori.

"You look beautiful Dei." Deidara smiled, and watched Konan as the rushed the food in.

"That was delicious Konan."

"Yes it was Konan, thank you." Deidara smiled at her. She turned to Deidara,

"thank you…you owe me." she whispered as she walked by.

"Sasori, you remember how you owe me for last year when your job wasn't going to well, and I gave you the money."

"this is not something to talk about in front of Deidara."

"Oh that's ok, I wanted to thank the chef again." Deidara got up and walked into the kitchen, he did another quick change, and headed out with coffee.

"…I found out what you can give me to settle that debt, I want your new servant." Deidara dropped the tea pot. Coffee spilled all over the table, and the floor. He couldn't remember to breath, and his eye's were popping out of his head. Sasori stared at the woman in disbelief. No not him!

duh duh duhhhhhhh what is going to happen next? will Deidara be ok with Chiyo? what will Sasori do to see his lover? will i have another snow day? lol see ya R&R