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Serena ran to her brother. "Chuck call the limo" She told him. "Erik. Listen. We are going to talk. NO Chuck involved. And you'll tell me." Serena said. Chuck glared at his sister. He called the limo. A minute later the limo arrived. Serena waved to her friends. As she supported Erik into the limo. "Bye" Serena said.

Erik wiped away his tears. "You still think I'm crazy." Erik said. "No of course not. I wanted to get out of class and you made an excuse." Serena said. Erik laughed. "You really know how to cheer me up" Erik said. "YUP! Now tell me what happened." Serena said.

Erik sighed. "I was hanging out with Jordan, Alex, Gavin and Hennery. Then they started bad mouthing you." Erik said. He took a deep breath. "Then I told them to shut up. Then Jordan said 'What you'll call Serena here? Oh I'd like to see that' Then I punched him. Then he punched me." Erik said pointing to his eye that was swelling up. "Then I said 'At least Serena's better than your slut of a girlfriend' Then he said 'Oh. Didn't you know. Your sister's been on the pill since the sixth grade.' Then I punched him. He punched me. Then I fell to the floor. They kicked me then walked off." Erik explained. "Thanks Erik" Serena said. She hugged her brother. Erik winced in pain. "Oh Sorry!" Serena said. "Its alright" Erik said. "But what happens when mom sees" Erik said pointing to both of his eyes. "Driver. Ice-pack" Serena said. The driver handed her an ice-pack. "Keep it iced until Mom comes home" Serena said.

Erik smiled. "Thanks" Serena sighed. "The Boys need to get there Facts right." Serena said. They had confused her with Chuck. He had been going out with girls since the Sixth grade. Serena was a little better. The Summer going from Sixth Grade to Seventh. Erik had waited till the eight grade to start dating.

Serena smiled. They arrived back at their place. The door man greeted them asking how their first day was. Erik held an ice-pack over both his eyes. So Serena guided him up the stairs. Once Erik was safely seated and listening to music Serena sighed. She looked at her phone 1 New Message. Serena flipped her phone open and looked at the message.

Hey S.
How's Erik?
I'm coming over at 4.
Kay?

Love Queen B.

Serena sighed. Blair texting you meant she was worried. Serena sighed. She texted back:

Hey B.
Erik's okay.
4:30 please.
Love S!

Serena ran her finger round the edge of the send button. She pressed it then put her phone away. 3pm. 1 and a half hours to get Erik's eye de-swollen. "Erik You've got 1 hour and 30 minutes till Blair comes." Serena said. She walked over and patted Erik's shoulder. Chuck came home. "What happened to Erik?" He asked. Erik explained the story all over again.

"HA! Serena on the pill in sixth grade? No. I was sleeping round then" Chuck commented. Serena sighed. She looked at her lap top. Great. A Gossip Girl Update.

"Guys Gossip Girl updated." Serena said. She read the update to her brothers:

Gossip Girl:

Hi everyone.

Time a fight started? Well First Day back for Upper East Side's Elite. And Erik Van Der Woodsen was spotted getting into a fight with three boys. Sure enough Serena ran to his side. They left school early. Chuck left dumb struck at School. Speaking of Chuck. He ended up walking home because the Limo didn't come and pick him up.

Queen B didn't seem happy when Vanessa came to school. Jenny is sticking by Vanessa's side though. Will B risk losing one? Or will she allow Vanessa in to keep Jenny?

Speaking of Jenny. Chuck Bass was spotted handing over a considerable amount of money to Miss Humphrey. $200. But for what? Gossip Girl reporters could not find out.

Meanwhile no boys have asked out a girl to the Van Der woodsen ball. Don't they know it's a right of passage?

Spotted:

Blair Waldorf. She was seen walking in the rain to the Van Der woodsen place. Why walk B? when you can ride? Gossip Girl reporters have failed to find that out.

Once again. Queen B is up to something. Erik is in tears. Chuck is making deals. Serena is helping B and Erik. Jenny is being sucked up into deals. Where's little old Dan Humphrey and Vanessa Abrams?

You Know You Love Me
XOXOXO

Gossip Girl.

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