OMG!!! I haven't updated in ages!! I'm really sorry but everything has been happening to me!! I'm fourteen years old today. I was at Anfield and got to watch the Liverpool West Ham match and my next door neighbour died. She was one hundred and one next month!! I've been bombarded with fricking test!!! So enough moping and on with a fluffy fuiled chapter. And no, no pun intended.

PILLOW FIGHTS

KellmettRocksThatHat

BPOV

Edward trusted boxes of medicine into my hands and I groaned.

"Bella," He growled, though his face was soft and his golden eyes were tight with frustrations and sadness. I sighed, my shoulders slumped and I grabbed the box and took out two small white tablets from the plastic cover. Out of nowhere Edward withdrew a glass of water behind his back.

"Stupid, overacting vampire boyfriend," I grumbled sourly before throwing in the capsules and swallowing, gulping down the glass of ice cold water.

"You may say what you want," Edward smiled, obviously happy he had won me over. I opened my mouth to retort but was cut off by a nasty cough breaking from my chest. Edward's hand instantly came to the side of my face as he looked at me nervously.

I rolled my eyes and flopped back onto my pillows, pulling the covers around my face. I couldn't hear Edward but I could hear his light and easy breathing for a moment before I was joined under the covers by Edward.

"I love you," He whispered, pulling me closer into his chest. My heart stopped before going into overdrive before going back to normal. And no, this was my normal response to the god Adonis saying that he loved me. He sighed and kissed the top of my hair, inhaling the scent of my strawberry shampoo.

"I love you, too," I said, looking up into his eyes. He smiled and suddenly I was on top of him. His cold body cooling my own. Thankfully. I sighed as his hands held my lower back, crushing me to him.

My hands, on instinct, got tangled into his messy hair and his mine. He placed gentle, passion filled kisses all over me, making me sigh in contentment.

His hands ran up and down my sides, soothingly and I giggled before bursting into laughter and ending up coughing violently. Edward positioned us into sitting and tapped my softly on my back.

"Maybe we should call Carlisle," He said, his finger reaching towards the phone in his back pocket.

"No," I shrieked, trying to push him back onto the bed, but growled as it came to no avail. 'Like pushing a brink wall'. I thought bitterly. Edward looked torn but retrieved his hand and stood up. I watched him worried but then he bent down and picked me up, swinging into his arms.

"What are you doing?" I coughed, nosily before blushing a scarlet red.

"She even blushes when she coughs," Emmett roared from outside my window. My head turned so fast to the window where surely all the Cullen children were hiding. Edward walked over, with me in his arms, protesting loudly for him to drop me, and opened the window. Alice slid in first beaming at us holding out a box of tissues that I glowered at.

"Hey guys!" I smiled at Jasper and Rosalie. Jasper grinned and Rosalie just looked bored.

"Damned flu," I spat as Emmett came in, grinning from ear to ear. He sat on my bed, and looked up at me as I glared at him.

" Hey Bella? What…," Before he could ask his question I wriggled free from Edward and ran at him, arms outstretched, I was looking for blood. He had been texting and calling me all weekend, sending me pictures.

Alice caught me around the waist and pulled me to the side and began to chatter to me softly. I soon indulged myself in the gossip that Alice was telling me about school. Edward, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett were talking in the background but Emmett was quiet.

"Hey Alice, Why don't midgets wear tampons?" We looked up quickly, eyebrows rose. He grinned, and now the others were watching us with entertainment."They trip over the strings," He laughed boisterously at his own joke and soon we joined him. Apart from one. You guessed it, Alice. She glowered at us, her hands balled into little dangerous fists.

"Ha, Emmett, ha ha ha ha ha," She said sarcastically, obviously not happy with the comment of her size. Emmett smirked and flopped back onto my bed.

"Emmett I have a joke for you," Alice smiled, her eyes alight with amusement and laughter.

"Bring it," he snorted, sitting back up gracefully not even using his hands to pull himself up. Amazing.

"You're so ugly when you looked out the window you got arrested for mooning," She said with a look of sheer innocence on her angelic face. I felt Edward's hands wind around my waist and I relaxed into him, watching the back and forth between the two in the arms of my lover.

"Oh, that was a good one," Rosalie laughed from behind us. Emmett scowled, Jasper chuckled and Alice looked on proudly while Edward and I smiled.

"You're so small when it rains you're the last one to now," he shot back defensively.

"Your heads so big when it rains you clothes don't even get yet!" She laughed as Emmett's jaw clenched.

"Touché, Tinkerbelle" He grumbled. Alice's face fell and soon she was seething, foam coming from her face. Okay, I'm exaggerating that but the girl slash vampire was positively furious.

"What did you say?" She snarled. Emmett shrugged his face tight. I blinked and missed it, unfortunately. One minute Emmett was sitting at the bottom of my bed looking self-righteous, next he was squished against the wall at the top, looking angry and slightly pained. I gasped and looked at Alice who was holding my heart shaped pillow above her head, breathing raggedly.

"Alice you…you little bitch !" Emmett snarled pulling himself from the hole. Alice shrugged and seemed unfazed at his name calling. He took one of my comforters and rose it above his own, getting ready to strike.

"Stop," Edward roared, making me wince. Emmett and Alice looked at him, confused.

"Look at Bella's wall! What is she supposed to tell Charlie when he come home from his weekend fishing trip with Black?" Edward hissed. Alice smiled and Emmett looked sheepish.

"Sorry Bells," He said and I my eyes popped out. Oh God Charlie!

"We will get a plasterer to fix it," Jasper said, speaking for the first time. I smiled queasily and nodded. Edward frowned and Emmett looked as though he was thinking.

"Well since we will be fixing it," Emmett smiled, picking the pillow up once more and hitting Jasper behind the head, knocking him to the floor. He hissed and I sighed feeling something snap inside of me. I picked up another pillow and hit Emmett. This was unexpected to him and he stumbled back an inch.

"Bella?" He asked, a hurt look on his face. I grinned as Edward got up. Emmett's eyebrows knitted together and then I was hit behind the head softly. Playfully. This would be okay, if the person who had hit me wasn't my extra strong boyfriend, vampire.

I spun around rubbing the back of my head and stared at his grinning face.

"That is it," I hissed in frustration.

"WAR," I screamed at the top of my lungs and suddenly I was being hit by many pillows. Jasper grunted and dove for me. Being my knight in shining armour. We were in the middle of my bedroom. Back to back, our eyes cautiously scanning the room.

"Where are they?" I whispered and I felt Jasper shrug. I held my breath for a moment and suddenly a feather floated through the air from up above. My head tilted up to see Emmett and Alice holding on firmly to the ceiling staring down at us, pillows in hands.

"What's crack a lacking?" Emmett smiled before dropping down onto Jasper. However Jasper was ready and smacked him in the chest with the pillow. Emmett went flying back up and made another dent in the ceiling. Alice laughed beside him.

"That's gotta hurt," He giggled. Emmett fell down as Jasper side stepped him. Alice dropped down beside me and began to circle me.

"I love what you did with your hair, Alice," I said, my voice wary. She cocked an eyebrow and lifted the pillow above her head, ready to strike the final blow. Knocking me from the game as Jasper had Emmett.

I gritted my teeth, lifting my pillow and bringing it down on her head. I had closed my eyes but opened them when I heard her curse. I looked in amazement as Alice had shrunk in the floor. Her feet had broken down into my floorboards and now she was struck. Her hands were on the floor around her, as she tried to pull herself back up.

"Jazz, honey. Help me up," Alice pleaded, batting her lashes at him. Jasper watched her and shrugged.

"Sorry. All fairs in love and war," He muttered and looked over to my wardrobe. I followed his gaze and narrowed my eyes as I was sure Edward and Rosalie were hiding in there. Ready and waiting.

We walked over. Slowly, shadowing each other. Jasper looked at me and mouthed 'one…two….three' before pulling the doors open and we leaned in to see. There was nothing there and I gulped as I felt a present behind me. I turned around quickly on my heel to see a grinning Rosalie.

She lifted the pillow slightly before hitting me so hard I was sent flying. So hard and fast that I was sent through the window, spinning like a star, like, on a cartoon. I screamed and heard Rosalie let out an ear-splitting one behind me. Meaning Jasper had taking care of her. I was about to hit the ground when two pair of hands caught me and put me on my feet. Edward.

"Woah. That was close," I sighed, my voice breaking twice. Edward smiled crookedly and I laughed hoisting my pillow behind my head, which, I had held onto. Edward leaned in and I smiled, whacking him with the pillow up under the chin, making him fall back on his back.

"Loser," I taunted, looking up into my broken window where Jasper poked his head out from. I smiled up at him but soon gasped in horror. Rosalie's face resurfaced from the darkness a dark smile on it.

"Run Jasper. Run!" I screamed, my voice coated in the same accent they had used in Forest Gump. Oops. Jasper turned around but it was to late, soon he was gone from sight and I sobbed painfully. Rosalie smiled and pulled one finger across her throat and I gulped.

"No one hurts my boy," I hissed and pulled the pillow back and threw it. It was spinning, spinning, spinning and then it hit her smack in between her eyes. Even from the distance I could see her eyes roll back in her head before she fell backwards to the floor.

"Yippee Ki Aye Bloodsucker," I laughed before I was pulled down on top of Edward. He kissed me passionately on the lips and I sighed, laying my head against his chest. Savouring the moment.

ONE DAY LATER…..

"And you say what happened?" The plasterer asked as Emmett, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, Edward and I stood around the bedroom admiring our handiwork.

"Uh, pillow fight," I said firmly and grabbed Edward's hand, leading him out of the room. The other followed as they knew we needed to give the man space.

"Some pillow fight,"I heard him grumble as we left. You have no idea.

A/N Okay hope you liked it I feel out of touch with writing for this story so sorry if it wasn't that funny. Please comment. Oh and has anyone heard James Morrison song? It's so good and I'm the only one who likes it!! So defo listen to it. It's called Broken Strings.

KellmettRocksThatHat

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