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A lot of people have reviewed and pm'd me wanting me to turn this into a JasperXBella story. Originally this was not the plot…but after taking it into consideration I have decided it is a possibility. So here's the question:

BellaxEdward story or JasperxBella??? Please tell me the majority wins!!!

Paintball Fight

BPOV

I woke with the presence of a large arm throw across my torso. I smiled slightly to myself and snuggled further into his side. I sighed contently as he wrapped another arm around my shoulders.

Morning, love," He said softly, pressing his cold lips to my forehead. I yawned and wrapped my leg around his waist.

"Morning," I said sleepily, wiping the back of my hand against my eyes, brushing the sleep from my eyes.

"How did you sleep," He asked quietly as he removed his hand from my shoulder and wrapped it around my leg. I giggled playfully and rolled over. I gently pried away his hands and ruefully got up and skipped out of the room and into the bathroom.

"Human minute?" Edward laughed, sitting up, watching me. I slammed the door and grinned to myself.

"Yeah, human minute," I stripped down and ran into the steaming hot shower, relishing the water pounding on my skin. When I got out I wrapped a fluffy white towel around me and washed my teeth. I bent down and shook out my hair, pulling my comb through it. I sprang back up, and gasped loudly.

Alice was standing behind me, smiling deviously. I spun around quickly but fell to the ground. However, having a best friend as a super quick vampire has its perks. Alice small arms wound around my waist and she hauled me back to my feet.

"God, Bella. You seriously are a catastrophe in yourself," She said with a roll of her butterscotch eyes. She had just come back from a hunting trip with Carlisle, Esme and Rosalie.

"Please, Alice. Tell me you weren't standing there when I was in the shower or two minutes ago," I said, repressing a shudder. Alice blinked twice and answered.

"Ugh. No way, Bella. Plus, Edward would kill me if I saw you naked before he did," she said with a knowing smile. I blushed, she laughed and there was an almighty growl from the other side of the door.

"Oh, don't get your tighty whities in a bunch," She snickered. There was another growl and I cocked my head to the side. I knew for a fact Edward wore boxers. I peeked. Once. Twice. Okay three times, jeesh.

Alice trust a pair of ripped denim jeans into my arms and a washed black sweater. My eyebrow furrowed and Alice chuckled, the sound like bells.

"They are horrific and it pains me to pick them out for you but I didn't think silk or satin would be best and easy to wash," She said quietly, walking towards the door. I was even more confused as she left the room. I slipped out of the towel and into my clothes. I turned and walked into my small room where five teenage vampire sat on my bed and stood against the walls.

"Hey Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie," I smiled a greeting, which was returned fully by Emmett. Jasper smiled warily and Rosalie nodded.

"So….what are we doing today," I asked, sitting down on Edward's lap. Alice and Emmett grinned. Jasper chuckled and said, "You and me, kid, we're going kick their a…," Alice cut him off sharply by screaming

"Paintball," She seemed to glow as she screamed the word. My eyes bulged as I bounced on Edward's lap.

"What cars are we taking?" Rosalie asked quietly from the corner, I almost could make out a faint smile on her face.

"Emmett's and Edward's. It's me, Jasper, Edward and you and its Bella and Emmett," I cocked to the side and I heard Edward begin to argue but Emmett shushed him.

"I need some 'quality time' with Bella," Emmett grinned, shrugging his massive shoulders. Quality time with Emmett usual ended up with me feeling dirty and red all over. Edward kicking his ass, and throwing him into the river. I shuddered.

"I swear to god Emmett. If it turns out like last time I'll personally discombobulate your head from your body," Edward threatened menacingly. Emmett rolled his eyes and glided over to me, throwing me across his broad back.

"Up, up and away!" He boomed, flitting out of the room but not before I heard a strong string of profanities escape from Edward. It didn't take us long to reach the car, for Emmett to buckle me in or for him to flit into his seat.

"Let's crank up the tunes," he grinned, switching on the radio. I winced at the volume of Eminim loud voice screaming at me vile yet catchy lyrics.

There she goes , shaking that ass on the floor

Bumping and grinding that pole

The way she's grinding that pole

I think I'm losing control

Emmett laughed but switched onto something more….appropriate.

I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like, makin' good conversation
I gotta handle you just right, you know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie
There's nothin' left to talk about, unless it's horizontally

Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk

"Bella. You and Edward have come so far in the last while and Carlisle, Jasper and I agree that you may be soon getting physical. I wanted to get physical when I was your age too. It's your hormones. So Bella I, Emmett McCathy Cullen will be telling you of the Birds and the Bees," He said this with a small smile. I swallowed and readied myself for the most embarrassing time of my life.

One And A Half Hours Later….

I stumbled out of the jeep. Eyes opened wide, horrified at the facts that Emmett had told me of. Shudder. Arms wound around me and I was cradled to Edward's chest.

"Never. Want. To. Go. Back. There," I gasped and I shook my head. I looked up at his worried face and patted his chest as Alice pulled me away.

"Where are we going?" I asked as Alice pulled me after her and Rose into a empty room.

"We have to put on our gear," Rosalie said, not casting me a single look. I instantly nodded, my cheeks flushed.

It didn't take us long to slip into our ugly white suits, with arm and chest shields. Glasses to protect our eyes, obviously.

We walked out and I realised for the first time we were situated at what looked like an

empty old village that had many ruins and squares of hay lying around for cover.

"Cool, huh?" Jasper laughed, obviously feeding off of my emotions. I simply nodded as a short stump of a woman waddled over to us. She quickly explained the rules and handed us

"Hey Bella," Emmett whistled gave me a small wink before firing and hitting me in the chest with a paintball. It burst at contact and red paint splattered all over my white suit.

My eyes narrowed, my hands wrapped tightly around my gun and I said, or rather shouted

"War," Edward grinned and then he was gone along with Rose. Emmett and Alice jumped to the sides and Jasper jumped up with me in his arms and landed on a balcony above our heads.

I leaned back against the small bit of cover we have.

"Situation?" I demanded. Loading up my gun. Jasper shook his head before answering.

"Emmett and Alice are behind a large tall wall. Edward and Rosalie are camouflaged," He explained dryly. I raised an eyebrow before looking up. I spotted Emmett and Alice straight away but didn't get time to look for Edward and Rosalie as a bunch of balls came at me. Jasper pulled me down. I smiled and looked up again.

I cussed seeing a complete white wall that stretched for yards. I groaned before realising what had to be done.

"I'm going down," I sighed and Jasper nodded.

"I'll cover you," He grinned. I laughed and ran to the old wooden stairs. I walked down them cautiously, gun across my chest.

I thought I was doing well until a paintball exploded near my face. I squealed in surprise before running across the year shooting at the white wall, knowing they were my first priority. I saw a small movement and shot it exploded on Rosalie's face and she fell heavily to the floor.

"Sucker," I said under my breath and I turned as Emmett who had his gun pointed at me. You know how some people say your life flashes before your eyes when your about to die? Yeah, well there are talking out they're ass. However, it did happen in slow motion. I raised my paintball gun and pulled the trigger beneath my index finger.

A red ball shot out and slowly met Emmett's green ball in mid air. They exploded to the left after mine knocked his off of course. I sighed in relief and readied myself for more but they never came. Jasper had fired and a blue and purple paintball exploded on Emmett's chest. It hit near his heart. His face was horrified as he fell, clutching his heart. Rolling my eyes I turned but fell on a puddle of paint.

"Oh for the sake of..," I cut off quickly and watched as small yet deadly Alice loomed over me, shaking with excitement.

"Jasper," I screamed but there was no shot.

"Don't do it, Jasper," Alice roared. "Just let me have this one then we can be happy," She cackled at the end and I suspected Jasper to shoot but none came. I cussed under my breath and Alice looked up at Jasper.

"Screw it," I grumbled getting to my feet and running towards the empty house. I kept hearing splatters and ground my teeth together. Stupid Jasper. I bet Alice had taken him out by now leaving me with two vampires.

"Men," I hissed.

"Vampire men are a bit of a bitch," a husky voice came behind me. I spun around quickly and was confronted with a smirking Edward. I scowled as he leaned in to kiss me.

"Ready to meet your maker?" he grinned. I grunted, so lady like, and he held me in front of him. We walked out to see Alice standing the middle of the yard, watching us with such pleasure.

"I got er, I got 'er," she said in a creepy way. Jasper lay at her feet, splattered all over. Traitor. Edward hugged me closer to his chest and laughed.

"I got you, babe," he crooned in my ear. Corny. My shoulders shook with silent laughter. I could always count on Edward. Always.

"Hold 'er steady,Ed," she snickered, steadying her gun. Edward growled behind me and pushed me away. I ducked and fell to the ground and watched as Edward withdrew his paint gun and shot her rapidity in the chest.

"I'm melting," she screamed, falling to the ground. I giggled and Edward chuckled behind me.

"No one calls me Ed and gets away with it," He said softly.

"'Cept me," I exploded and pulled my gun out and fired. It was rather funny watching his body being tossed around by the miniature explosions. My only regret was that his hair was damaged in the process. A matter of fact everyone's hair was ruined except mine.

It was silent for a moment and I ran a hand threw my hair, grateful it was not 'damaged'. Then there was a noise a familiar booming laughter followed by a few giggles and chuckles. I looked around to see I was now in the middle of five angry teenage vampires, whose guns were full. Mine had zilch balls left.

"Oh fu……

Turns out Bella has a bit of a potty mouth…and Jasper betrayed her for his wife who 'killed' him. God, I am one messed up teenager. Just kidding. Not really funny but I just wanted to get it out

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