"KAYA!"
I groaned as my Boss yelled for me. Couldn't he just come and speak to me like a normal human being?
I'd been working here for a month, now. Deidara-sama had been making it a point to annoy the living hell out of me… Like a child. Couldn't he act more like a normal boss?
Maybe he wasn't normal. Maybe he was an alien. Pfft. That would be funny.
I knocked twice before entering Deidara-sama's office. I spotted him sitting at his desk.
"Hai, Deidara-sama?" I replied coolly. He smirked at me.
"I'm surprised you heard me, un," he stated. I raised a delicate eyebrow.
"I would be surprised if anybody didn't," I replied, hastily adding "sir".
He scowled.
"Get over here, un," he growled. I frowned and walked over to him. He stood up from his chair and gripped my chin. My eyes widened and I pulled away.
"What are you doing?" I asked, afraid that he would see through my geeky disguise. He scowled harder.
"This is an order from your boss," he said. I narrowed my eyes.
"This is harassment," I replied snappishly. Deidara-sama stood up and strode over to his door. He closed and locked it.
I frowned.
"Deidara-sama, this is highly inappropriate," I stated, moving towards the door. Deidara-sama grabbed my arm and pinned me roughly to the wall. He smirked.
"Secretaries who don't listen to their bosses need to be punished severely, un," he muttered. He grabbed my chin again and removed my glasses, his other hand pulling my hair-tie out. He threw the hair-tie and glasses to the side and looked at me.
"Better, un," he said. I frowned.
"This is ridiculous," I hissed. Deidara-sama smirked. Before I could react, his hand reached out and he un-did the top two buttons on my shirt.
"Much, much better, un," he mused. He looked at me seriously. "You better start coming into work like this from now and on, Kaya. I hate it when beautiful girls try to hide their beauty, especially since beauty doesn't last forever, un…"
My eyes widened. That was, without a doubt, the most serious thing I'd ever heard from him. Ever.
"I… Need glasses…" I admitted. He smirked.
"Get contacts, un. In fact, I'll pay for them, un," he replied. I sighed.
"Deidara-sama… This is ridiculous… I don't need to do anything," I disagreed. He scowled.
"Are you disobeying me, un?" he growled threateningly. I narrowed my eyes at him.
"Yes, I am, because I am also disagreeing and disapproving," I replied heatedly.
Deidara-sama growled again, grabbing me by the forearm and dragging me to his chair. He sat me down and adjusted the seat so I was lying down.
I couldn't even fight him off. He pinned me down and glared down at me.
"Oi, Kaya-chan, you're pissing me off, un," he hissed. I glared back up at him.
"You're such a jerk," I replied angrily. He leaned down and kissed me suddenly.
It was rough and aggressive, as if he wanted to destroy and demolish me.
My struggles were becoming weaker and weaker…
… I couldn't breathe…
He finally released my mouth, but he then travelled down to my neck. I was too out of breath to do more than whimper and attempt to struggle.
He smirked against my neck as he kissed and bit it.
"You can't," he began, kissing my neck again. "Win against me, un." He bit my neck.
I whimpered.
"Stop…" I breathed out. He smirked.
"You like it, un…" he murmured triumphantly. I glared up at him weakly.
"You're a jerk…" I whispered. He smirked again.
He moved down to my chest, stopping just above my breasts, and continued with his 'abuse'.
Finally, he stopped, leaving me breathless and helpless under him. I looked up at him. He smirked down at me.
"You know what, Kaya-chan?" he murmured. "You're mine, un."
My eyes widened weakly. What…?
"No…" I whispered. He looked down at me with a raised eyebrow.
"I don't think you have any room to disagree… I could always repeat this… And go further, un…" he taunted. He got off me, pulling me up against him by my waist.
"I'll ask you honestly. Did you really hate it, un?" he breathed into my ear.
I didn't. I looked at him weakly.
"… Yes…" I lied. Unfortunately for me, he saw right through it.
"Oh?" he asked playfully, nibbling my ear. "You're lying, un… Liars deserve to be punished… Did you really, really hate it, un?"
I couldn't like this time as one hand travelled down my waist, towards my hips.
"… No…" I admitted. He stopped his hand, bringing it back up to my waist.
He smirked.
"Good girl, un…" he murmured.
"… But… I'm your secretary… We can't-" I began.
"Oh, we can. A few of the Akatsuki members are dating someone that works for them. Actually, Pain is dating his secretary Konan, un…" he replied.
"… Why me?" I asked him quietly. "What's so appealing about me?"
He looked down at me.
"You're the only girl I've ever met that knew how to do anything and everything set before her, un. You're highly capable and intelligent… And, you're cute when you're flustered, un," he said.
I glanced at a small mirror on the wall.
If I was blushing any harder than this, I'd be a tomato by now. Geez.
"Deidara-sama-" he cut me off again.
"Just Deidara, un," he ordered. I nodded.
"Okay… Deidara, un," I replied, mocking him slightly by adding the 'un'. He scowled playfully and bit my neck roughly.
I gasped and he smirked.
"No winning against me, un," he replied. I sighed.
"You really are a strange man, Deidara…" I whispered. He chuckled. "But, I think that's what makes you so endearing."
He released me once I had recovered.
I checked the time.
"I've been here for an hour! Everyone's gonna think we had sex or something!" I exclaimed. Deidara chuckled, amused at my reaction.
"It's fine. They're used to superiors dating their employees, un," he replied.
I sighed.
"Okay… I really have to get back to work," I told him. He smirked and waved as I left, closing the door.
I sighed as I sat at my desk.
Immediately, Ayame and some of the other girls ran over to me, squealing.
"Oh my god! Oh my god! What happened in there?" she exclaimed excitedly.
I looked at her.
"Nothing?" I lied. She groaned, believing me.
"Damn it! And we really thought it'd happen. He's obviously got the hots for you!" she exclaimed.
"Yeah! You two would be such a good match! You're like the girl from NeYo's 'Miss Independent'! You're made for a boss, and Deidara-sama is that boss!" exclaimed Miyako, another girl.
I sighed.
Another girl, Sakura, leaned down to my ear.
"All the guys are jealous of Deidara-sama," she whispered, pointing to all the angry (single) guys in the room. I sweat-dropped.
They're all insane.
"Ano… Nothing happened…. Just briefing me on some work that needs to be done," I said.
I hadn't noticed the door opening behind me.
"Oh?"
My eyes widened and I turned around.
Deidara was smirking.
Oh, goodness help me.
"Honto ni, Deidara-sama? What really happened?" asked Ayame, momentarily forgetting that this man was her BOSS.
He smirked.
"Make-Out session, un," he declared. I felt a blush reach my cheeks and I stood up.
"Ano… I don't feel very well…" I lied, rushing out of the room.
Damn him! I wanted to keep this quiet for a reason.
I heard him following me, so I stopped.
"Oi, un, what's wrong with you?" he asked as I turned around.
I looked at him.
"I was keeping it quiet for a reason," I replied coldly. He rolled his eyes.
"Oh?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Not an answer, un. Now, tell me why."
"… Because I don't want it to influence my profession. If people start treating me differently because I made out with the boss… Well, there goes everything I've worked for."
He stared at me and sighed. He grabbed my wrist and dragged me back into the room.
"Yo, un. I have an announcement to make," he began. Everyone looked at us.
"What are you doing?" I muttered. He ignored my question.
"I'm dating Kaya Stoker, un," he announced. My jaw dropped.
Did he listen to ANYTHING I said?!
"However, this does not mean you are to change the way you act towards her, un. You must act the same as you always have. Kaya is an independent woman and so her connection to me is of no matter, un," he announced.
Oh, goodness.
The fact that he had said that totally contrasted with my being an independent woman.
However, my gullible co-workers were won-over easily.
Sometimes, I really feel like I'm surrounded by idiots.
Deidara dragged me to my desk and I sat down.
"Thanks," I muttered. He smirked and went back to his office.
Me: Y'know, I have a feeling that if Kaya was real, we'd be very good friends. =D
Deidara: SHE'S SO COOL, UN! When am I gonna sleep with her?!
Me: ... Pervert... (And, soon...)
Deidara: YOSH, UN!
Itachi: ... Miss Independent, eh?
Me: Shush. I don't usually like that type of music, but I LOVE that song.
Itachi: Tch. You're strange.
Me: At least I don't rape my younger siblings. -cheeky smile-
Itachi: ... That's low.
Sasuke: WHY does everyone have to keep referring to that retarded Crack-Yaoi story?!
Naruto: (Imitating Itachi) Because you lack hatred. DATTEBAYO!!
Me: Pfft! Good one! XD
Sasuke: ... Run, dobe.
Me: Or, what? You'll let him 'take you', too?! XD
Sasuke: I'M BEING BULLIED! STICK UP FOR ME, WILL YOU, ITACHI?! YOU'RE MY ONII-CHAN!
Itachi: I must say, I agree with Sasuke in this case.
Me: Aww! He just called you Onii-chan!!!!
Sasuke: SHUT UP! I'M BEING VICTIMIZED!!
Me: If I give you a cookie, will you feel better?
Sasuke: ... I'm not Gaara... But... Okay...
Me: -gives Sasuke a cookie- Cheer up, Emo Kid.
Sasuke: TORAKO!!!!
Itachi: -sighs- This is retarded. Naruto?
Naruto: Right. That's all folks! DATTEBAYO!