(Play opening theme song: 'Vampires Will Never Hurt You' by My Chemical Romance)

..::End flashback. Back to the place we left off.::..

'So that's my current situation.'

Yami yawned at his desk, eyes narrowed down at the sheet of music.

"Write a Halloween song. Due three days from now…ON Halloween. Sheesh, Spitzer…."

'Most of the time, it's like they're normal roommates.'

The window next to him flew open and he shivered at the cold air.

"Can't you use the kitchen door again, Yuugi?" The figure emerging from the window, Yuugi, pouted.

"Aw, but then it would take longer for me to get to you, Yami-Chan." He whined, jumping down from the windowsill. The musician gave him a look.

'Other times, I suddenly remember that if I wanted, provided they didn't suck me dry and Yuugi didn't hump my bloodless cadaver, I would make millions by selling tickets as if they were a freak show.'

"I'm sorry, but with the hell I'VE been through this month, I'd want to be anywhere near YOU? ALONE?" Yuugi shrugged.

"Could happen. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? The state of mind in which you don't blame your captive and take some actions and words as signs of kindness and caring and stuff? But that's beside the point." In a sultry matter, the vampire slinked his way over to the tan male.

'And other times…'

Yami cleared his throat nervously.

"I-Um-I need to work on my home-"
"Forget about it." Yuugi interrupted, pushing away the sheet music. He smirked. "What matters is," He turned and jumped into his doubles lap, causing him to blush. "The here and now." He rested one knee in between Yami's legs and his opposite foot stood on the chair's armrest. His amethyst eyes remained locked on the musicians crimson ones.

"…" Yami's mouth dropped open to say something, but no sound came out. Yuugi smirked again, placing a finger underneath his chin. The boy pushed up and closed the tan doppelgangers mouth.

"Unless you want something inside it, don't leave your mouth open." He snickered. "And I can think of a FEW things for me to put in your mouth." Yami still said nothing, scarlet eyes locked on the violet hue of his look-alike's. He was mesmerized by the boys' jewel-like orbs, a dark sparkle appearing in them every time the musician seemed to be around. The color was so light, so enticing, so deep...

'Other times, I feel like the star of a romantic comedy that's just OOZING sexual tension. With vampires. And vampire HUNTERS. And one specifically horny vampire who's main concern is to convince me to let him boink my body to Heaven, Hell and back again.'

"What are you staring at?" Yuugi asked with a snicker. Yami didn't answer, couldn't answer. Those eyes…

"What's so fascinating about my eyes?" The college student blinked at this question, snapping himself out of the vampiric trance. The tan face stained red as he fiddled with the pencil in his right hand.

'Oy. My head hurts.'
"I-I-I wasn't-"
"Yes, you were." Yami swallowed, turning back to the desk and grabbing the sheets of soon-to-be music.

"I-I n-ne-need t-to-" Yuugi pouted cutely.

"I understand." The college student blinked. Did he just say…

"This is happening 'too fast' for you, mortal?" Yami shivered at the word 'mortal', the mere phrase now stained with the erotica in Yuugi's voice. Quickly regaining the faux composure to make up for the real thing (Seeing as how he lost it inside of those amethyst pools of vision), Yami quickly retorted.

"If I can correctly put together bits and pieces I heard, weren't YOU mortal once?" Yuugi sighed, brushing the words away with a hand.

"Yes, I was. But that's not the point, however. The point is, I want you in bed with me and you're uncomfortable because you just met me."
"NEVER MIND I JUST MET YOU, YOU NEARLY GOT ME KILLED!"

"So then I suppose," Yuugi winked at him. "I suppose I could take you on a date. Go to the movies or something."

Silence….

Yami's mind trailed off to the many horrific and traumatizing experiences he might have while on a 'date' with the young vampire.

"Hey, I bet I could be a pretty good date. I wouldn't know for sure, never been on a REAL one, but I'd be pretty good." Yami blinked.

"You've never been on a real date?" Yuugi cringed, face cast away. He gave a half-hearted laugh and smiled.

"Well, let's just say I was never the most POPULAR guy in high school." Yami blinked.

"Yuugi?" The little vampires face remained unseen. A pang of guilt hit Yami in the heart.

"I-It's fine. Really, I mean, it's not like the guys or girls in high school were my type anyway. So-"

Knock. Knock.

The door suddenly opened and Seto popped his head through the door crack.

"Hey, Yami. Listen, uh, just a quick question." he said with a pointed finger. "That old lady next door….are you particularly FOND of her?" He asked suspiciously.

"We are not sucking blood from ANYONE within a KILOMETER of this house." Yuugi protested immediately.
"Aw, come ON. I'm STARVING!" The blue-eyed vampire whined.
"WE JUST GOT BACK FROM A FEED!" Seto pouted, folding is arms.

"S'not like it helps. And this bottled pigs' blood from that slaughterhouse a few miles away is disgusting, you know." He retorted.

"….Same as what he said." Yami replied, pointing to Yuugi. "No sucking blood from anyone within a kilometer of this place." Seto pouted again, shutting the door.
"No fair." Yuugi scoffed as the ice-eyed vampire made his way to his room.

"Who said life was fair?" The small vampire snorted derisively. "So, never mind." Yami blinked. "About the date thing." Yuugi reminded. he gave a small chuckle. "Forget I said anythi-"
"I'll go." Yuugi looked up at his look-alike.

"What?" Yami shrugged.

'I KNOW I'm going to regret this…'

"I'll go out with you. Sure. I have no classes tomorrow so…" Yuugi smiled some, genuine this time. No perversion, no malice, no evil schemes.
"Are you just saying this to make me fell better?"
"Yes and no. I mean it but I also want to take you on a REAL date for once."
'Whatever that means.'

The smile broadened.

..::Elsewhere::..

Malik twirled the camera lens on his finger boredly, sitting at his desk. His eyes turned to the top bunk in the room, eyeing Marik.
"Marik, what are you reading?" The blonde asked boredly. Mariks' eyes didn't move, just shifted the cover to face Malik. "Pandas." Malik muttered to himself. Marik nodded, continuing his book.

'He's so bored.'

Marik thought, eyes on his companion.

'Not that I can blame him. We haven't been called on for three weeks. Bakura, Yuugi and Seto are laying low so we can't find them.'

He sighed, watching Malik adjust the lens currently on the camera sitting on the desk.

AGAIN.

For the fifty-sixth TIME.

"Listen, Malik, I know things have been slow-"
"Slow doesn't begin to cover it." Malik said in a lazy voice. Marik rolled his eyes.

"Well, maybe we could…you know…USE this free time to do something FUN."

The slimmer blonde's feet left the desk as he sat properly in his computer chair. He swiveled around, staring at Marik like he had three heads.

"What?" The muscular one questioned. Malik raised an eyebrow, a small smile playing at his lips.

"Did I just hear the word 'fun' come from YOUR mouth?" he asked amazedly. "The word 'fun' from the guy who's always going," Malik puffed out his chest and began to mimic his companion. "The Powers That Be gave us this job to not only avenge ourselves but to assist the many that have fallen victim to the selfish vampires. And we mustn't rest until this menace has been done away with." Marik chuckled. Malik knew him a LITTLE too well…

"I'm just saying you look like you're skull is about to burst from boredom."
"It is." Malik snickered. "Either that or," the slim blonde held up the camera to his eye, zooming in to Marik's direction. "I could video record every single second of your life." Marik shook his head and threw the book at his companion. "GMPH! Hey!"
"You KNOW I'm not photogenic."
"Oh yes you are. You more than me anyway." Marik rolled his eyes. The muscled adult picked at his nails.

"Back to subject. We could…I dunno…catch a movie tomorrow…" Malik placed a finger to his chin, eyes closed in thought.

'If he says, 'no', it's not the end of the world. It's just a day out. Not a DATE or anything.'

Marik thought with a small blush.
"Yeah." Malik agreed. He smiled. "I'd like that."

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Yep. So, the big bad vampire hunters are gunna take things easy and Yami has NEARLY given into temptation.

Yuugi: Oh, dude, HELL YES!

-- Ooookay. So, are these two obvious couples going to have a good day together?

They probably are, aren't they?
Are they going to have a nice time at the movies?

Maybe go to a nice restaurant and eat in peace?

Will they have such a successful date that they will immediately jump in the sack with the other and have wild, passionate, kinky, boy sex?
Am I really that nice?
So, hopefully, I can get some ideas for their date. I always suck at writing these so…wish me luck. And any ideas for future mini-plots for 'Vampires Will Never Hurt You' are openly accepted. I even accept the hentai-like ones. Juuuust for Yuugi's brain.

And also, for those who are wondering, YamixYuugi, BakuraxRyou and MalikxMarik are not the ONLY pairings going on in this fic.

Read between the lines my friends.

Sayonara!