"Touch my body. ooooohhhh. Touch my Achoo body"
Haku rubbed his nose and waited patiently for Zabuza to return from the bathroom.
"I will hunt you down"
"Haku I thought I told you before, No singing...ever"
Haku looked up at the older nin blushing slightly.
"Sorry, Zabuza-sama. Can we get back to the story now"
Zabuza sighed and nodded, settling back at the edge of the bed.
"Sure. Whatever"
Kisame The blue stable boy sighed. It'd been a long week. He'd had to work three times as hard as normal because that old Uchiha fart had decided to drop in on Itachi. He hadn't even been allowed to sleep in the shed like usual, instead he was forced to share the barn with the horses. He pulled another piece of straw out of his hair. God he needed a bath.
"Stuck up stupid bastard. Needs to either pull the stick out of his arse or push it in further. Why does he always feel the need to pick on"
Kisame froze in mid-tirade. He smacked himself hard in the face to wake himself up. He closed his eyes and started to think slowly.
'Nope. That is not there. It's just a wet dream, just a wet dream, just a wet'
He opened his eyes and the vision was still standing there. Itachi waist deep in the freezing cold water, completely naked from what Kisame could make out. The older boy couldn't do anything but stare blankly, well...at least until he started seeing that body of Itachi's in a different position making a various amount of sounds that would be music to his ears. "CRAP"
Kisame turned a weird color of purple as he blushed, trying to cover up his growing 'problem' with the towel he'd carried down with him. He growled at his own stupidity for walking down in nothing but his boxers.
"I can't believe this! God if he catches me peeking at him with a"
The stable boy heard the gentle swishing of water, and quickly looked up. His dark eyes met with Itachi's red ones. Itachi fell backwards onto his butt making a tiny squeak. The Uchiha rolled his eyes and turned his back to the shark, his long hair swishing and glittering in the sunlight.
"If you've come to bathe, I suggest you do it before night fall, Unless you enjoy smelling like horse manure"
Kisame turned a darker shade of purple, but saw the logic in this. It only made sense that Itachi didn't really care that he was practically naked, after all, they were both male. Moving as quickly as possible Kisame pulled down his boxers and rushed into the water. He shivered at the cold water, but it did absolutely nothing for his excitement. He mentally cursed his own imagination and dunked himself under water hoping that would cleanse his mind. When he came back up and opened his eyes, he saw Itachi giving him an intense look, like he was looking through him.
"Is..Is there something I can do for you pr..princess"
Not saying a word Itachi turned away from him and walked towards the bank. At first Kisame was sure that he had said something to make Itachi leave. He sighed and stared down at the clear water.
'Looks like I've got a lonely swim ahead of me'
"Blue freak, there's soap and a cloth on the bank"
The young heir pulled his hair over his shoulder, putting the pure white skin on display. Kisame's mind shorted out. The words that Itachi had just said could quite fit with the image in front of him. Oh, there were a numer of OTHER words and sound that would go perfectly with this scenerio, but cloth and soap didn't quite fit.
"Humbahghananwha"
Itachi glared over his shoulder quickly before turning back to lean over the bank again.
"I knew you were low class, but I didn't know you were stupid. Wash my back"
Once more Kisame blushed, and not just from the name calling. He made his way slowly through the water towards the bank. He spotted the cloth and soap easily, but there was an obstacle between him and it, namely Itachi.
"Um...Princess, y..you need to move so that I can get the"
"Reach for it"
Kisame grimaced. That was the last thing that he wanted to hear at the moment. Trying hard to keep some distance between himself and his charge he reached over for the items. As soon as he had them he took a quick step back. He glanced down into the water stealing quick glances at the Uchiha to see if he noticed. When Itachi didn't turn to look at him, he assumed he was safe.
"I'd like to be washed sometime today"
"Right Right"
Kisame reached out and gently touched the cloth to his back. Loving how smooth to the touch Itachi was. He let his hands wander over the other boys body, his dark eyes focusing on what was hidden underneath the water.
'I wonder if he'd notice if I...No! Snap out of it! Bad Kisame Bad! But Godddd It's right there'
His fingers twitched. Fighting the urge to just mount his princess right there he rung out the rag onto his back, watching as the soapy water ran down the youngers back. Wanting to at least do some mischeif, Kisame leaned in close to Itachi's ear breathing warmly on it and speaking in a husky voice.
"All finished Princess. Is there anything else I can help you with"
The Uchiha pushed the blue boy away and stood up abruptly. He walked to a nearby branch and grabbed hold of his kimono and quickly wrapped it around himself. He turned and glared at Kisame.
"Don't step outside of bounds. Remeber who is master and who is slave"
Kisame bowed, not even trying to hide the sharky grin that was taking up half of his face. When Itachi was long gone, he floated on his back smiling dreamingly at the sky.
"Looks like handy isn't gonna be lonely tonight, but it was worth it"
An image of Itachi's backside when he'd gotten out of the water flashed through his mind.
"Yep, it's worth it."